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q-:(-:o-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-o:-):-p

Posted on 03/02/2012 5:27:45 AM PST by Lucky9teen

How about some Friday Silliness folks?




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 03/02/2012 5:27:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!!! It’s Friday!!!!


2 posted on 03/02/2012 5:28:42 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said,

“Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!”

“Great Nancy , but how?” asked Harry.

“We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.”

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman , Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, “Hey! Aren’t you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?”

“Yes we are!” said Nancy, “And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color.”

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked, “Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom?”

“Lord no,” said the bartender. “Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two a**holes.


3 posted on 03/02/2012 5:31:17 AM PST by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTF (in before the Freepathon)


4 posted on 03/02/2012 5:31:32 AM PST by Pharmboy (She turned me into a Newt...)
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To: Lucky9teen

oh boy! top ten?


5 posted on 03/02/2012 5:31:42 AM PST by holly go-rightly
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To: Lucky9teen

Top five!


6 posted on 03/02/2012 5:31:43 AM PST by eCSMaster (Conservative patriots, Rise up!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Finally Friday!

Everybody have a safety and happy weekend.


7 posted on 03/02/2012 5:31:43 AM PST by Crazy Jim (There are known unknowns and then there are unknown unknowns. - Donald Rumsfeld)
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To: Lucky9teen

ah yes Cow and Chicken, one of my favorites


8 posted on 03/02/2012 5:32:02 AM PST by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket Obama's answer to high gas prices.
9 posted on 03/02/2012 5:33:25 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: baddog 219

Top 10?


10 posted on 03/02/2012 5:36:32 AM PST by freebird5850 (Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Newt loves mine!)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...



Itchin' For Some


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



 

11 posted on 03/02/2012 5:39:16 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: baddog 219; waterhill
Ha! I had one of those as a kid. They were a blast. The should make them for adults! LOL!

Green machine (((ping)))!

12 posted on 03/02/2012 5:42:32 AM PST by Envisioning ( Call me a racist................, one more time......................)
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To: ShadowAce
I think I'm getting this for my husbands birthday

Love him or hate him, you will go crazy over our hilarious 54 inch tall punching bag. Made from extra thick Vinyl, the Bop Obama ships flat. You inflate him, and fill the durable built in pillow in the base with water or sand. Whack him in the head, and he falls over, but he jumps right back up! $19.99
13 posted on 03/02/2012 5:46:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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14 posted on 03/02/2012 5:46:37 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: baddog 219

15 posted on 03/02/2012 5:47:08 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

That’s funny!


16 posted on 03/02/2012 5:48:10 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: baddog 219
I would actually buy one of those before a Volt.


17 posted on 03/02/2012 5:48:44 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: smokingfrog; waterhill
Holy carp!

Got a link?

18 posted on 03/02/2012 5:51:15 AM PST by Envisioning ( Call me a racist................, one more time......................)
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To: Lucky9teen

DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

IN A LAUNDROMAT
Automatic Washing Machines:
Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

IN A MEMPHIS DEPARTMENT STORE
Bargain Basement Upstairs

IN AN OFFICE
Would The Person Who Took The Step Ladder Yesterday
Please Bring It Back Or Further Steps Will Be Taken

IN AN OFFICE
After Coffee Break Staff Should Empty The Coffee
Pot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board

OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP
We Exchange Anything - Bicycles, Washing Machines, Etc.
Why Not Bring Your Wife Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?

NOTICE IN HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW
Closed Due To Illness

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE
For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn’t Know It,
There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor

NOTICE IN A FARMER’S FIELD
The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free,
But The Bull Charges.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET
If You Cannot Read, This Leaflet
Will Tell You How To Get Lessons

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR
We Can Repair Anything.
(Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn’t Work)


19 posted on 03/02/2012 6:13:08 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Envisioning

http://www.parkerbrotherschoppers.com/index.php?main_page=page&id=16


20 posted on 03/02/2012 6:18:16 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: ShadowAce

YESSSSSSSSS TGIF


21 posted on 03/02/2012 6:24:09 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: smokingfrog

Thanks!


22 posted on 03/02/2012 6:36:13 AM PST by Envisioning ( Call me a racist................, one more time......................)
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To: BerryDingle

AT A RAILROAD CROSSING

CAUTION:
Fast trains do not stop on tracks


23 posted on 03/02/2012 6:43:14 AM PST by gdzla
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 25 ?!????


24 posted on 03/02/2012 6:53:47 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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25 posted on 03/02/2012 6:54:34 AM PST by relictele (We are officially OUT of other people's money!)
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To: Lucky9teen

26 posted on 03/02/2012 7:01:30 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: BerryDingle; humblegunner; Allegra; Eaker; TheMom; thackney; NYTexan
Old ladies can die laughing, you know.

Laughing hysterically scares the cats; I just found out because of you.

[cough, cough, cough, wheeeeeezzzzeee]

[giggles] Those signs are priceless.
27 posted on 03/02/2012 7:23:22 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lucky9teen
We finally got some snow up here in New Hampshire yesterday.

28 posted on 03/02/2012 7:30:01 AM PST by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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Oh, brothah...


29 posted on 03/02/2012 7:47:45 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Common sense isn't a blessing. It's a curse because you have to deal with those who don't have it.)
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30 posted on 03/02/2012 7:56:54 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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31 posted on 03/02/2012 7:58:10 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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32 posted on 03/02/2012 8:00:48 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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33 posted on 03/02/2012 8:02:10 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: ShadowAce
This reminds me of someone...I just can't quite put my finger on who....

34 posted on 03/02/2012 8:04:02 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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35 posted on 03/02/2012 8:05:17 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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36 posted on 03/02/2012 8:10:39 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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37 posted on 03/02/2012 8:14:45 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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38 posted on 03/02/2012 8:18:52 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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She's hot!....here's a picture I took of myself I want to send to her...


39 posted on 03/02/2012 8:21:36 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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Finger pointing! I has it!!

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40 posted on 03/02/2012 8:30:02 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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41 posted on 03/02/2012 8:33:35 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Lucky9teen

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander, and a Californian, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk into a fine restaurant....

“I’m sorry,” says the maître d’, scrutinizing the group one by one and barring their entrance, “you can’t come in here without a Thai.”


42 posted on 03/02/2012 8:49:35 AM PST by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

Lookin’ for a used girl?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ff6806e133/new-used


43 posted on 03/02/2012 8:51:34 AM PST by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

Isn’t It Ironic? The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “please do not feed the animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
_____

Being Popular On Facebook Is Like....

.....sitting at the “cool” table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.


44 posted on 03/02/2012 8:56:14 AM PST by unique1
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45 posted on 03/02/2012 8:59:55 AM PST by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPC0iXFGyJM


46 posted on 03/02/2012 9:03:13 AM PST by Scythian
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To: unique1

Loved it and groaned at the same time—excellent!


47 posted on 03/02/2012 9:16:30 AM PST by Pharmboy (She turned me into a Newt...)
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48 posted on 03/02/2012 9:21:22 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: dragonblustar

Click for related audio:


49 posted on 03/02/2012 9:27:38 AM PST by pookie18 (...plan B: Cain/Gingrich '12! What?! OK, plan C: Newt or Rick...)
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To: ShadowAce

Whoa.....It’s just before 10am PST, and FReep just got back on board.


50 posted on 03/02/2012 9:52:05 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Carterize Obama in November)
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