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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

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To: Monkey Face

OK, I give up. Why are you awake? Crowbar woke me up @ 0200 and 0600. Hubby has dental appt @ 1400 and we went to check on neighbor who collapsed circa 0930. I’ll probably fall asleep during some crucial event today. Did you go to bed hungry? That always wakes me up.


1,651 posted on 04/02/2012 9:42:25 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

I always go to bed hungry. I’m sure the wind woke me up this morning. It’s been blowing for so long, I forgot what silence is. Even the birds don’t sing in this stuff.


1,652 posted on 04/02/2012 10:37:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away..)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi. I’ve been to the hardware store and Walmart, and also vacuumed several things. Now Kathleen is hungry again, and Tom is nagging about getting on the computer for science.


1,653 posted on 04/02/2012 11:30:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Tax-chick

I still have to vacuum and make my ebd, but I don’t want to be here when they inspect.

So early tomorrow, I’m heading out to Walmart! It’s going to be a long day for me, as I will have to go get my glasses by the bus...ungh...


1,654 posted on 04/02/2012 11:58:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away..)
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To: Monkey Face

In case anyone cares, this is what I want for my unbirthday.

Tom says he's never going to make his ebd. Successful comedians pay someone else to do that.

I just ordered shirts from HotTopic for Elen and Rooster Teeth for Tom. I might as well give up on being respectable, huh?

1,655 posted on 04/02/2012 12:26:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; null and void

Or we could be Stratos Dwellers.


1,656 posted on 04/02/2012 12:34:21 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: Tax-chick
Seen last Thursday afternoon:

Officially licensed Princess Bride T Shirt. Black. 100% Cotton. Features red and white name tag print on the chest that reads:


1,657 posted on 04/02/2012 12:44:08 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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To: HKMk23

Tom was going to get that once, but picked something else when we told him he could have only one.

I saw BA(rium)CO(balt)N(itrogen) at church on Friday, on a boy helping with the Knights of Columbus fish fry.


1,658 posted on 04/02/2012 12:48:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; HKMk23; NicknamedBob

I want one of each! LOL!


1,659 posted on 04/02/2012 12:52:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away..)
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth

Well, when’s your Unbirthday, then?!? It’s a shame you can’t use a Breitbart shirt, size small, because Gunner Princess Petunia won’t tell us her US Mail address to send her all kinds of presents and food products and money-type-stuff.

I can’t wear a small, either, but I may try it.

And call us for numbers off your 1099s, because you’re going to have to do your own tax return or get me your W2, like NOW.


1,660 posted on 04/02/2012 12:58:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Tax-chick
This one also calls to me:


1,661 posted on 04/02/2012 1:00:05 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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To: Tax-chick

My Unbirthday is any day the shirts arrive! Although I’ve lost weight, I still like loose fitting shirts, and not the ones made for women — my shoulders are too broad.

I made an effort at this place and thought I was all done with cleaning it when the vacuuming was done. Alas. My vacuum died. I spent 40 minutes cleaning it out and dusting it off, and when I plugged it back in and turned it on, it just picked up the stuff, massaged it through the rollers and spit it out the other side.

*sigh*

The inspectors will just have to gig me if they don’t like it. Or buy me a new vacuum.

Guess I will sweep the carpet from now on, since I have two brooms. And I don’t know why...


1,662 posted on 04/02/2012 1:09:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away..)
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To: ThomasThomas

New thread candidate?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2867131/posts


1,663 posted on 04/02/2012 1:10:33 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1168 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth

Have you seen a “carpet sweeper,” which is a non-electric carpet-cleaning thingie? We have one at church, and Mr. Charles, who is like 90, sweeps up with it.

What’s your size, then? The adult-small fits Sally, so that can’t be you (or me), but I could get you a Breitbart shirt. Sally lacks the political controversialness to get the most out of it. Maybe Pat ... he could intuit it, and wear the shirt to the polls ...

Get us an address, ALREADY!


1,664 posted on 04/02/2012 2:01:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Tax-chick

The current plan is May.


1,665 posted on 04/02/2012 2:05:32 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not stupid, it's advanced!)
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To: Tax-chick

Don’t pawn off my shirt I need that.
Put the money toward a couple boxes of .45 pistol ammo, make sure its centerfire primers, no hollowpoints.


1,666 posted on 04/02/2012 2:09:03 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not stupid, it's advanced!)
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To: Tax-chick

I had a carpet sweeper in the early ‘90’s, and when I began working for the county, I bought a Hoover. It died about a year after I moved in here, so I bought a $50 Bissell at Walmart. I couldn’t see spending any more than than for place this small. I’ll have time to look for one tomorrow, while I’m waiting for customer service to open.

XL or XXL. I can wear a Large, but they aren’t comfy on my boobs.


1,667 posted on 04/02/2012 2:15:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away..)
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To: null and void

Here’s another:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2867117/posts

or maybe:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2865756/posts


1,668 posted on 04/02/2012 2:31:30 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Anoreth

You can have the shirt - one wear on Sally and then through the wash - but your tax return is due April 15. Either mail me a W2 in the RIGHT NOW time frame, or do it yourself at the base helping-folks office. But you’ll need the 1099 information I have.

You can’t skip this, you really can’t.


1,669 posted on 04/02/2012 2:59:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Anoreth

Nevermind, your dad had your W2 after all. We’ll file your federal and state, but you get to do it next year, or you’ll be like Uncle Russ, 48 and Mom still doing his taxes.


1,670 posted on 04/02/2012 3:06:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Tax-chick

I told you.


1,671 posted on 04/02/2012 3:37:49 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not stupid, it's advanced!)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
"We’ll file your federal and state, but you get to do it next year, or you’ll be like Uncle Russ, 48 and Mom still doing his taxes."

This would be the eponymous Mom, would it not?

1,672 posted on 04/02/2012 3:46:16 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

My mom, OldTax-lady. She controls my brother’s money, instead of his wives doing it.


1,673 posted on 04/02/2012 4:45:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker
"My mom, OldTax-lady. She controls my brother’s money, instead of his wives doing it."

I wonder if she would be interested in adopting someone.

1,674 posted on 04/02/2012 5:17:08 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: HKMk23
Officially licensed Princess Bride T Shirt.

Heh. We had a movie night for our mid-highs and senior highs at church, and those from two other churches. The movie was The Princess Bride.

When the youth arrived there was a table with "Hello, my name is" name tags from Staples; however, all of the name tags already been filled in just like that t-shirt.

The youth who had never seen the movie didn't understand why they had to wear the tag . . . but eventually they figured it out.

1,675 posted on 04/02/2012 5:29:45 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster
but eventually they figured it out

Reboot. Most of them figured it out. We explained it to Andrew. We explain everything to Andrew.

1,676 posted on 04/02/2012 5:31:31 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: null and void

That one’s been pinged a few times...

Does anybody have the code for the moving van anyway?


1,677 posted on 04/02/2012 5:37:22 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: NicknamedBob
I wonder if she would be interested in adopting someone.

It's possible ... my brother and I are like unto being Disappointments.

1,678 posted on 04/02/2012 5:43:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; null and void; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"Does anybody have the code for the moving van anyway?"

Just copy from a previous operation. I think Sionnsar would open several tabs, each at a different step, and then set them into operation one after another.

Remember to modify the addresses as needed!

That way, the whole move takes place without interrupting posts to spoil the sequence.

The big question is, who's going to put the bell on the cat?

1,679 posted on 04/02/2012 6:30:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Scoutmaster

If you’re a disappointment, Einstein is an Andrew.


1,680 posted on 04/02/2012 7:31:24 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Oh, Andrew’s a nice enough boy. He’s in ROTC, so he doesn’t have a dopey haircut like Bill’s.


1,681 posted on 04/02/2012 7:35:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Scoutmaster

I clean up pretty well, and can hold the pose for maybe a day or two.


1,682 posted on 04/02/2012 7:36:01 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy
If you’re a disappointment, Einstein is an Andrew.

Witty. I'll have to explain this one to Andrew.

1,683 posted on 04/03/2012 4:08:54 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob; Anoreth; ...

1,684 posted on 04/03/2012 5:38:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darkchylde; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...

Good morning, y’all!

It’s a gorgeous, sunny (,humid as usual) day today!


1,685 posted on 04/03/2012 7:10:06 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Moving day!
Where will we end up now?

Uh, does anyone have teh ping list?


1,686 posted on 04/03/2012 8:39:05 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1169 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Cyber Liberty; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Americanwolf
MOVE IMPENDING
All Hands Stand By!

I still need teh ping list...

1,687 posted on 04/03/2012 8:41:33 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1169 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void
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This is the END of the
Spawn of the Undead Thread: The March Chronicles

Join us at
Spawn of the Undead Thread: The April Chronicles


In the absence of a ping list, it's everyone for themselves (and the Debble take the hindmost)
1,688 posted on 04/03/2012 8:46:44 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1169 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: no one in particular
Why are you still here???


1,689 posted on 04/03/2012 9:00:26 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1169 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; ...

You can go to my home page and copy my ping list if you want to. Darks had other people on his, but the word will spread and soon you will have the best of both worlds!


1,690 posted on 04/03/2012 12:21:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away..)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks!


1,691 posted on 04/03/2012 12:24:33 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1169 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Anoreth

That is a great T-shirt, but the only one I can see wearing it anywhere is Anoreth.


1,692 posted on 04/03/2012 4:08:34 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: fanfan

Then you don’t know yer SIS!!! LOL!


1,693 posted on 04/03/2012 4:33:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away..)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; BuckeyeTexan; ...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
What's this all about?

Zotland the Craven
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The APRIL Chronicles (redux)
Ping!

FReepmail Darksheare if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The March Chronicles (redux)


1,694 posted on 04/03/2012 4:35:54 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Why a dux ?


1,695 posted on 04/03/2012 4:41:49 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
"Why a dux ?"

I thought I was helping.

That isn't the magic word, is it?

1,696 posted on 04/03/2012 4:45:37 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Chico Marx liked it......


1,697 posted on 04/03/2012 5:07:33 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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