Barack Obama says Win a Dinner With Sandra Fluke and Support My Re-election

email | 3/2/2012 | Unknown

[RightGeek]

From: Barack Obama
Date: March 2, 2012
To: xxxxxxxx
Subject: This hottie could be yours
Reply-To: info@barackobama.com

Friend --

Tomorrow night, we'll pick the first of four supporters who will get to have dinner with Sandra Fluke. The rest is up to you.

I'm hoping you'll take me up on the invitation and so is Sandra.

Donate $2 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered for the chance to be my guest at a swanky private dinner with Sandra.

These meals are one simple thing that sets my campaign apart. The seats at her table don't belong to any Washington lobbyist or powerful interest.

They go to guys (and sometimes gals) like you.

Donate $2 or more today and be automatically entered to win.

It's not hard to score,

Barack

[RightGeek]

Guess she's a $2 slut

[Hatteras]

Is it B.Y.O.C.?

[RightGeek]

LOL - and brings lots of them

[Pollster1]

Guess she's a $2 slut

At that rate she could raise $50k for Obama before the election.

[dragonblustar]

[Fedupwithit]

This guy is a joke....is he a president or a carnival barker??

We cannot be rid of this guy fast enough...makes me sick to know he is 'leading' this country...

[SandyInSeattle]

Ah. Satire. You almost had me.

[djf]

LMAO!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4sYInQpUOg

Lay her flat on her back and give her a SNACK!!!

[RightGeek]

Guess she's a $2 slut

At that rate she could raise $50k for Obama before the election.

And that's just working part time

[Rad_J]

What would be the point of dinner?

This needs to be in breaking news even if it is satire.

[Lmo56]

For the $2 - do I get dinner, wine, AND get to sleep with her 3x in ONE night [on the taxpayers dime]???

BONUS: If I contribute another $3, could you make it the Lincoln Bedroom ???

[SeekAndFind]

RE: Subject: This hottie could be yours

HOTTIE ???

You decide -- GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?

[Venturer]

I hope she studies hard , she isn’t likely to marry for money.

[Navy Patriot]

So GUILTY!

[Seaplaner]

You ask a reasonable question.

Never in the fine (but checkered) history of our White House has any occupant conducted his presidency in such a publicly naive, reckless, vindictive and undignified manor.

.

[headsonpikes]

Holy Jeez! Bring a saddle for this horse!

[boomop1]

yes bring your own rubbers, at least that is what they called them when I was a kid.

[brent13a]

From the looks of her I’d figure outright she’s a post-op transexual.
I mean she’s a handsome, square-jawed woman.

[Vaquero]

I smell something fishy?

oh...its Sandra Fluke...and she is with Spongebama Squarepants.

[Redleg Duke]

Lazz’d hit it...with a back hoe!

[liberty or death]

Bring your own condom cause it sounds like she can’t control herself and she’s broke.

[bigbob]

By Rather Rules, as long as it’s fake but accurate, that’s OK!

[Navy Patriot]

Never in the fine (but checkered) history of our White House has any occupant conducted his presidency in such a publicly naive, reckless, vindictive and undignified manor.

That's "manner" you bloomin' salt, the White House is a "manor".

[Son House]

Jimmy Fallon Embarrassed Michele Bachmann Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeTKuhD_VE&feature=related

[TexasRepublic]

“yes bring your own rubbers, at least that is what they called them when I was a kid.”

Bring three paper bags too. One for her, one for you (in case hers falls off) and one for the poor dog.

[Seaplaner]

LOL, thanks for the correction. Too often I let Mister Spell check do too much work for me, when it does nothing for usage.

Good cache!

[Fedupwithit]

OK, Vegas has set the over/under on the 'Sandra Fluke Exclusive: I have been receiving deather threats' story at 29 hours...

Any takers??

[Navy Patriot]

So GUILTY!

Ping

[GeronL]

is this a joke?

[Navy Patriot]

It's duty, one salt to another. (Don't let on, but I just mizzpelled Lazamataz.)

[al_c]

Now Obama’s pimping her?!

Wouldn’t it be a riot if Rush bid and won??!!!!

[wyokostur]

Maybe she’s one of those *fur traders*....bet Rosie O’donnell will give up $6.00 to buy up all three seats

[jersey117]

Obama is a $2 pimp. LOL. Always reducing the presidency to a new low.

[Rastus]

I’mma gonna fire up some Muddy Waters’ “Mannish Boy.”

[PGR88]

I’ll even bring the contraception!

That’s a better offer than most of her dates so far.

[trappedincanuckistan]

“*fur traders*”

Are those the same as clam bumpers?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

First prize: dinner with Sandra.

Second prize: dinner with Sandra AND she puts out.

[wyokostur]

Bwahahahahaha!!! *clam bumpers* don’t have any clams here in Wyoming.

[Retired Greyhound]

“I’ll get you to the 5 yard line, but you’ll have to score yourself”.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

For $2 you can have dinner. If you want more, it’ll cost you.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I hear she puts out.

[ReformationFan]

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

[treetopsandroofs]

She reminds me of Zelda Gilroy (Sheila James Kuehl), from Dobie Gillis.

[THE_RAIDER]

You will get lucky and the contraception is on the tax payers. Won’t need any KY that’s for sure.

[spokeshave]

Sandra was complaining about spending $3000 a year on contraceptives...

That's about 120 condoms a week.....

Any takers....?

[From The Deer Stand]

I thought maybe President Zero would simply get together with Rush and Fluke over a beer and discuss the matter.

[libertarian27]

I smell something fishy?
oh...its Sandra Fluke...and she is with Spongebama Squarepants.

Fluke are "Left-Side" Up Flounders
I don't think Spongebama cohorts with "Right-Side" Flounders....

[Jack Burton007]

Win a dinner with a slut to help out the whore.

[THE_RAIDER]

If we find my keys we can drive my car out of here.

[nascarnation]