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Save the Georgetown Sluts (Creating Lasting Change for Sluts in Need)
Save the Georgetown Sluts/Facebook ^ | 3-2-2012

Posted on 03/03/2012 7:48:27 PM PST by smoothsailing

Save the Georgetown Sluts

About our program-

Welcome to the world of the slut, promising yet gloomy, hopeful, yet in despair. The hand that holds the Cosmo, the procreator, the aborter of tomorrow; a slut shapes the destiny of civilization. Such is the tragic irony of fate, that a beautiful creation such as the slut is today one of the gravest concerns facing humanity, with a volley of congressional hearings, conferences ...and events held for the cause, with topmost world leaders at the helm. Won't you help? For less than the price of a Latte, you too can ensure that a slut will no longer have to choose between a condom or a Cosmo.

How can you sponsor a slut? 1. Start by Searching for a Slut. Search for a slut based on gender, country, or sign. Choose a Girl or Boy (usually called a player) to Sponsor. You can find sluts on college campus, bars, and 'slut walks'

2. In 10 days you'll receive your Welcome Kit with a photo of your slut, sponsorship DVD and more.

3. In 6 to 12 weeks be looking in the mail for your first letter from your sponsored slut. You'll also receive an annual progress report with a new photo each year

How does sponsorship help sluts? Millions of sluts around the world need help to break the never-ending cycle of abstinence. Lack of cosmos weakens them. Unsafe sex makes them sick. Missing out on an education keeps them from reaching their potential. Lack of socializing makes them an outcast

As a sponsor, you will help provide a slut with sustainable access to appropriate life-changing basics like condoms, aspirin, Cosmos, and Sex in the City DVDs.

Slut sponsorship also helps families and communities...

(Excerpt) Read more at facebook.com ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: birthcontrol; fluke; georgetown; limbaugh; lookatme; napl; publicitywhore; rush; sandrafluke; sandytheslut; slut

1 posted on 03/03/2012 7:48:35 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

We need an advert with Sally Struthers walking through a village of poor sluts, advising how our donation of only a few pennies a day can provide contraceptives for a family of sluts for a month....


2 posted on 03/03/2012 7:53:36 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: smoothsailing

I’m pissed off that my insurance doesn’t cover tampons. Can I get a Congressional hearing? It’s embarrassing to have to go into a pharmacy, show my insurance card, and be told that my insurance doesn’t cover tampons. I always slink away in shame.


3 posted on 03/03/2012 8:01:14 PM PST by ponygirl
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To: smoothsailing
Yes!

One dollar at a time.

4 posted on 03/03/2012 8:05:39 PM PST by stormhill
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping.


5 posted on 03/03/2012 8:14:13 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (Tories in- now the REAL work begins!)
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To: smoothsailing

IMHO, we have more than enough f’in’ lawyers already.

Besides, when the Hell does this slut find time to go to class much less study?


6 posted on 03/03/2012 8:14:13 PM PST by Rembrandt (.. AND the donkey you rode in on.)
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To: Rembrandt

Georgetown sluts pass the bar exam at a real bar.


7 posted on 03/03/2012 8:26:10 PM PST by Mamzelle
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To: smoothsailing

This is South Park-quality hilarity. Thanks for the laughs :)


8 posted on 03/03/2012 8:39:37 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Joe 6-pack
We need an advert with Sally Struthers walking through a village of poor sluts, advising how our donation of only a few pennies a day can provide contraceptives for a family of sluts for a month....

Photobucket

9 posted on 03/03/2012 8:46:51 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
For 40 years I have been a slut maker!
I started with the present day sluts grandma's, then while I was mastering my slut dog skill's, I started making the daughters and mothers into the sluts that produced the present day sluts!
Now I have experience, $$$ and little blue pills to help produce more sluts for America!
You would think I would be honored with an Honorary Doctors degree in Slut Development at Georgetown.
I can't wait till Michelle and Barack send their daughters to Slut U!
10 posted on 03/03/2012 8:52:51 PM PST by Bibman (Tea Party since 1976)
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To: smoothsailing
FLUKE NEXT, FLUKE NUMBER PLEASE
11 posted on 03/03/2012 9:02:28 PM PST by FrankR (You are only enslaved to the extent of the entitlements you receive.)
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To: smoothsailing

LOL, whoever made that page must be a pretty twisted individual.


12 posted on 03/03/2012 9:13:40 PM PST by mnehring
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To: FrankR; Joe 6-pack
New Sleep Number Bed spokesperson?

H/t Joe 6-pack

13 posted on 03/03/2012 9:20:31 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

I’m thinking she don’t get much sleep.


14 posted on 03/03/2012 9:36:23 PM PST by wyokostur
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To: wyokostur
I'm finding it hard to believe she has that much need for contraceptive services. just sayin...
15 posted on 03/03/2012 9:46:38 PM PST by Palin_Rubio2012
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To: smoothsailing

Cheers!

16 posted on 03/03/2012 10:14:24 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ponygirl
Photobucket

Cheers!

17 posted on 03/03/2012 10:39:16 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Why doesn’t Sandra Fluke get a vibrator and buzz off into the sunset.


18 posted on 03/03/2012 10:50:01 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

ROTFL!


19 posted on 03/03/2012 10:55:42 PM PST by nutmeg (Rest in Peace, and THANK YOU, Andrew Breitbart)
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
S.L.U.T.

20 posted on 03/03/2012 10:57:45 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: smoothsailing

Oh that’s priceless... LOL!


21 posted on 03/03/2012 11:07:11 PM PST by nutmeg (Rest in Peace, and THANK YOU, Andrew Breitbart)
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To: smoothsailing

Rush should send her a free Sleep Number Bed on Monday. King size, of course, due to demand.


22 posted on 03/03/2012 11:07:43 PM PST by BIGLOOK (Keelhaul Congress!)
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To: smoothsailing
LOL - post of the week!


23 posted on 03/04/2012 5:17:38 AM PST by newfreep (I am a "terrorist". I am Sarah Palin!)
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To: smoothsailing
BTTT!
LOL! :-D

...a (talk-of-the-town) self-admitted one @ that,
the slut's parents must be very pleased/proud.

24 posted on 03/04/2012 6:00:29 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Simple: Kill the terrorists, Protect (all) the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
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To: wyokostur
" I’m thinking she don’t get much sleep. "
Oh!...that's OK, she'll get a (well-worn...especially in DC.) sleep number bed...courtesy of Botox Nancy.
"they have 2x (the bed) lifetime"...even by GULC / DC standards?...maybe not a guarantee.

25 posted on 03/04/2012 6:32:17 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Simple: Kill the terrorists, Protect (all) the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
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To: smoothsailing

She should have went before congress demanding a congressional probe.


26 posted on 03/04/2012 7:39:24 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: ponygirl
Priceless!

I’m pissed off that my insurance doesn’t cover tampons. Can I get a Congressional hearing? It’s embarrassing to have to go into a pharmacy, show my insurance card, and be told that my insurance doesn’t cover tampons. I always slink away in shame.


27 posted on 03/04/2012 7:54:00 AM PST by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: combat_boots

Tampons are a fundamental human right!


28 posted on 03/04/2012 7:58:42 AM PST by OwenKellogg (Gingrich / Robinson 2012!)
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My rant:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2854086/posts?page=691#691


29 posted on 03/04/2012 8:01:20 AM PST by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: smoothsailing

Don’t forget to ride the S.L.U.T.!
http://ridetheslut.com/


30 posted on 03/04/2012 3:21:27 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: grey_whiskers
Great graphic, grey! I would have said boyfriends' (plural), rather than boyfriend's though.  
31 posted on 03/05/2012 2:32:04 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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