Skip to comments.Save the Georgetown Sluts (Creating Lasting Change for Sluts in Need)
Posted on 03/03/2012 7:48:27 PM PST by smoothsailing
About our program-
Welcome to the world of the slut, promising yet gloomy, hopeful, yet in despair. The hand that holds the Cosmo, the procreator, the aborter of tomorrow; a slut shapes the destiny of civilization. Such is the tragic irony of fate, that a beautiful creation such as the slut is today one of the gravest concerns facing humanity, with a volley of congressional hearings, conferences ...and events held for the cause, with topmost world leaders at the helm. Won't you help? For less than the price of a Latte, you too can ensure that a slut will no longer have to choose between a condom or a Cosmo.
How can you sponsor a slut? 1. Start by Searching for a Slut. Search for a slut based on gender, country, or sign. Choose a Girl or Boy (usually called a player) to Sponsor. You can find sluts on college campus, bars, and 'slut walks'
2. In 10 days you'll receive your Welcome Kit with a photo of your slut, sponsorship DVD and more.
3. In 6 to 12 weeks be looking in the mail for your first letter from your sponsored slut. You'll also receive an annual progress report with a new photo each year
How does sponsorship help sluts? Millions of sluts around the world need help to break the never-ending cycle of abstinence. Lack of cosmos weakens them. Unsafe sex makes them sick. Missing out on an education keeps them from reaching their potential. Lack of socializing makes them an outcast
As a sponsor, you will help provide a slut with sustainable access to appropriate life-changing basics like condoms, aspirin, Cosmos, and Sex in the City DVDs.
Slut sponsorship also helps families and communities...
(Excerpt) Read more at facebook.com ...
We need an advert with Sally Struthers walking through a village of poor sluts, advising how our donation of only a few pennies a day can provide contraceptives for a family of sluts for a month....
I’m pissed off that my insurance doesn’t cover tampons. Can I get a Congressional hearing? It’s embarrassing to have to go into a pharmacy, show my insurance card, and be told that my insurance doesn’t cover tampons. I always slink away in shame.
One dollar at a time.
Not a ping.
IMHO, we have more than enough f’in’ lawyers already.
Besides, when the Hell does this slut find time to go to class much less study?
Georgetown sluts pass the bar exam at a real bar.
This is South Park-quality hilarity. Thanks for the laughs :)
LOL, whoever made that page must be a pretty twisted individual.
H/t Joe 6-pack
I’m thinking she don’t get much sleep.
Why doesn’t Sandra Fluke get a vibrator and buzz off into the sunset.
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