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The left lauds advertisers who left Limbaugh, demand subsidies so they can purchase products.
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 3/4/12 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

Posted on 03/04/2012 3:38:10 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32

(Washington, D.C. - 3-4-12) Members of the OWS movement as well as literally hundreds of people on the left are exuberant over advertisers decisions to leave the Rush Limbaugh Show. They have tweeted, blogged and facebooked over their glee at forcing Mr. Limbaugh into an apology for his insensitive, rude and socially unacceptable comments regarding the young woman who Limbaugh thoughtlessly called a “slut”.

A statement will be released to the media on Monday, but they have released excerpts of the statement:

“We laud the advertisers who have left the Limbaugh show and who have shown exemplary judgment in their decision to do so. Everyone knows contraception is a basic human right, the costs of which should be imposed on everyone in support of the common good”.

“Since the OWS movement is primarily concerned with occupying parks and other public spaces in support of the 99% and other members of the left fully support us in our endeavor, we (everyone on the left) really don't have the money to go out and purchase products from the advertisers since our money simply goes into the pockets of the 1%. We therefore call on the federal government to provide subsidies to us through increased taxes on the 1% to help us pay for them or we call upon the advertisers to provide us their products for free to show how much they support us supporting them.”

“Contraception is a basic human right, so is the ability to back-up the hard drive on your computer, purchase a mattress or to use money management software.”

Developing..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; satire

1 posted on 03/04/2012 3:38:16 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

PC stinks. Just like I’m sure the little slut who started all of this does.


2 posted on 03/04/2012 3:45:08 AM PST by equaviator
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Basic human right a commie talking point. Someone says it in a crowd they all look around at each other and one by one all they agree outloud. developing...............


3 posted on 03/04/2012 3:55:56 AM PST by ronnie raygun (B BRIETBART)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I have come to accept that forcing taxpayers to pay for contraception is a good idea.

Here is why:

First, limiting liberal breeding is good for our nation.

Second, like all gov’t programs, once you accept federal funds, you can attach string to it.

Here is my proposed strings:

If you accept free contraceptives, you must provide free sex. What is the point of using contraceptives if you do not have sex?

Therefore every woman must provide sex on demand when ordered by the federal gov’t.

Ugly, fat men and minorities who receive the least amount of sex due to female discrimination will be the target for these programs.


4 posted on 03/04/2012 4:41:11 AM PST by Erik Latranyi (When religions have to beg the gov't for a waiver, we are already under socialism.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I have come to accept that forcing taxpayers to pay for contraception is a good idea.

Here is why:

First, limiting liberal breeding is good for our nation.

Second, like all gov’t programs, once you accept federal funds, you can attach string to it.

Here is my proposed strings:

If you accept free contraceptives, you must provide free sex. What is the point of using contraceptives if you do not have sex?

Therefore every woman must provide sex on demand when ordered by the federal gov’t.

Ugly, fat men and minorities who receive the least amount of sex due to female discrimination will be the target for these programs.


5 posted on 03/04/2012 4:41:11 AM PST by Erik Latranyi (When religions have to beg the gov't for a waiver, we are already under socialism.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Feigned outrage on the left...”SLUT” is their favorite word...they use it against the women on the right all the time.


6 posted on 03/04/2012 4:41:37 AM PST by hope
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To: hope

SLUTS...Southern Ladies Under Tremendous Stress.
I saw it on a tee shirt at Hilton Head.


7 posted on 03/04/2012 4:52:03 AM PST by ruesrose (It's possible to be clueless without being blonde.)
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To: Erik Latranyi

Good idea. Declare their vaginas to be “National Recreation Areas” for all to enjoy. But I’m not just singling out sluts here. I’ve always said that welfare recipients should have to mow the yards and clean the houses of taxpayers for 40 hours a week.


8 posted on 03/04/2012 5:05:43 AM PST by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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To: Bryanw92

Well, I kind of agree ..... sort of ... I don’t really want anyone in my house and I am particular about how my yard is mowed - I wouldn’t even let my sons mow it when they lived at home. But your general point is correct - maybe they could do work for the gov’t ...... OH WAIT - that is already what is going on!


9 posted on 03/04/2012 5:15:24 AM PST by gnawbone
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
R-i-g-h-t!

Sponsors are sluts. As long as Rush has an audience, he will have sponsors. Let some leave, let the ad rates fall a bit and watch the lines form.

It's due to that little thing that liberals hate - human nature.

Mes amis, écoutons maintenent et toujours!

Sponsors, I fart in your general direction!

10 posted on 03/04/2012 5:22:31 AM PST by Aevery_Freeman (Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Surely this is satire.


11 posted on 03/04/2012 5:26:27 AM PST by Terry Mross ("It happened. And we let it happen." - Peter Griffin)
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To: Erik Latranyi
If you accept free contraceptives, you must provide free sex. What is the point of using contraceptives if you do not have sex? I've seen some of these "recipients;" I wouldn't do them even with your tool.
12 posted on 03/04/2012 5:29:29 AM PST by Loud Mime (When conceit and anger are part of your religion, it's a political movement, not a religion.)
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To: Loud Mime

Notice that mattress companies have pulled their ads from the Limbaugh program. Where would sluts be without mattresses?

——Two mattress companies, Sleep Train and Sleep Number, made similar statements on Friday. A representative of Sleep Number wrote on Twitter, “Recent comments by Rush Limbaugh do not align w/ our values, so we made decision to immediately suspend all advertising on that program.”


13 posted on 03/04/2012 5:43:06 AM PST by heye2monn
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Rush lost me as a supporter for his flip flop.


14 posted on 03/04/2012 5:51:08 AM PST by Rappini (Pro Deo et Patria)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Anyone who accepts free birth control must promise to never have a child or to pay back every cent spent on birth control if they do have a child.

That ought to wind up those gimmie-gimmie OWS irresponsible libtards.


15 posted on 03/04/2012 6:01:43 AM PST by CPOSharky (The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
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To: CPOSharky
How about this premise: She is a girl. That she is a girl she can have all the sex she wants as she is the one that determines if it happens. So I concede to pay for her contraception so she can have all the sex she wants (her basic right as an American).

I am a man. I cannot have all the sex I want. I have to wait for someone to agree to have sex with me. To be fair, I should be allowed to have all the sex I want. Just like with her I am willing to pay for my contraception. What I need the government to do is to provide me with free women.

Just like the person in question, she can't afford one part of free, recreational sex. I can't afford the other part. Being this is the Obama administration, it doesn't have to be “bitches and ho’s”. It can be nice non-slut like women. Doesn't matter. I want my free unrestricted recreational sex also. It is my basic right as an American. It cannot be denied me.

16 posted on 03/04/2012 6:24:51 AM PST by lynn4303
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Limbaugh’s mistake was using ungentlemanly language. He should not have stooped to this level.

Unfortunately, he has assisted the Left in diverting the discussion from one about religious freedom to one over (God help us!) whether women should be allowed to use birth control.

That was of course never really at issue, but he has helped a great many people get that perception. And in politics perception IS reality.


17 posted on 03/04/2012 6:30:21 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
#Occupy Sandra ?
18 posted on 03/04/2012 6:40:51 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Erik Latranyi
From each woman according to her ability to put out.

To each man according to his need to get laid.

By paying for her contraception (and thereby, arguably, for access), are we creating an easement?

#Occupy Sandra?

See also:

(Vanity) This is no Fluke, It's More Like a Hydra

Cheers!

19 posted on 03/04/2012 6:43:15 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Rush was just making room for more conservative advertisers.


20 posted on 03/04/2012 6:56:23 AM PST by chainsaw (Sarah Palin is still my first choice to save the USA. . .)
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To: chainsaw

Personally, I think Rush ought to tell any of these advertisers that come crawling back due to his apology to go p*ss up a rope.


21 posted on 03/04/2012 7:00:06 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (God is dead - William Hamilton....William Hamilton is dead - God)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I emailed Carbonite to let them know I won’t be renewing service.


22 posted on 03/04/2012 7:08:38 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Terry Mross
We here at Liberal Lunacy poke fun at Democrats and Liberals by inventing stories that aren't true, but based on past actions and/or words COULD be.

I suspected satire also.

23 posted on 03/04/2012 7:24:09 AM PST by sportutegrl
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To: ruesrose

If you ever happen to be in downtown Seattle you might want to take a ride on the Seattle Streetcar - South Lake Union Line or otherwise known as The SLUT - South Lake Union Trolley!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Lake_Union_Streetcar


24 posted on 03/04/2012 8:10:25 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Let's start the OSF [Occupy Sandra Fluke] Vagina Movement — OSFVM — to show solidarity for government supported birth control!

If taxpayers are to pay for her and her fellow sisters’ birth control, then these same women can service the taxpayers, who are supporting their unlimited orgasms, on-demand. It is only fair: the government takes my money to give you freebies, but I get a share of your freebies. Perfectly logical to me.

25 posted on 03/04/2012 12:04:14 PM PST by MasterGunner01 (11)
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To: MasterGunner01

Ride The S.L.U.T. t-shirt.

http://ridetheslut.com/


26 posted on 03/04/2012 1:14:47 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

“Everyone knows contraception is a basic human right”.

I never knew this. While we’re at it, can we please make chocolate ice cream a “basic human right” as well?


27 posted on 03/04/2012 4:06:55 PM PST by ReformationFan
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Personally, I think Rush ought to tell any of these advertisers that come crawling back due to his apology to go p*ss up a rope.

He will probably tell them to get in back of the long line and play work-up. ( It might take years to get to the front of the line again.


28 posted on 03/08/2012 5:52:59 AM PST by chainsaw (Sarah Palin is still my first choice to save the USA. . .)
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