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Various | 3/4/2012 | Self

Posted on 03/04/2012 11:47:38 AM PST by RightGeek

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To: RightGeek

I can’t remember who it was who posted it this week, but the statement was that Sandra Fluke was voted by her highschool classmates as the “Girl Most Likely To.”


21 posted on 03/04/2012 12:17:43 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg (Why, yes. I AM in a bad mood.)
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To: Netizen
...regulation implements the nonpartisan, medical advice of the Institute of Medicine

GAG..."nonpartisan, medical advice?!" No such thing.

22 posted on 03/04/2012 12:18:05 PM PST by madison10
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To: madison10

It wasn’t for her. She was representing other women there and yeah, some of them had medical reasons. BUT, having said that she was deception with her numbers and Rush should go after her for that. Calling her a slut was a big mistake on his part. I just hope he can survive it.


23 posted on 03/04/2012 12:19:35 PM PST by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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To: RightGeek

I could just imagine on Jeopardy the daily double answer
Alex Trebec: He was the first person to scr*w Sandra Fluke
Contestant: Who is Buster Hyman?
THAT IS...CORRECT!


24 posted on 03/04/2012 12:20:04 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: KansasGirl

I was wondering. If the heterosexual gals get free contraceptives, what do the lesbians get? I mean, be fair! If we are going to start handing out freebies, everyone should get something!


25 posted on 03/04/2012 12:20:14 PM PST by Pining_4_TX ( The state is the great fiction by which everybody seeks to live at the expense of everybody else. ~)
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To: RightGeek

That cow now wants to self victimize herself?

What?!?!?!?!?!

She was the one that was looking for the spot light and thought this is a topic she get get her 15 minutes of fame with. She is the one that is arguing the case for contraceptives because what, she’s a virgin? This is crazy. She gets every last bit of this and hopefully this follows her for the next 30 years of her life. She’s a cheap whore.


26 posted on 03/04/2012 12:21:04 PM PST by Red6
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To: RightGeek

I could just imagine on Jeopardy the daily double answer
Alex Trebec: He was the first person to scr*w Sandra Fluke
Contestant: Who is Buster Hyman?
THAT IS...CORRECT!


27 posted on 03/04/2012 12:23:43 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: RightGeek
Some appropriate songs:
28 posted on 03/04/2012 12:28:29 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: KansasGirl

what kind of birth control does a lesbian need? How much can that cause?


29 posted on 03/04/2012 12:29:03 PM PST by SMGFan
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To: RightGeek

Seriously, her “testimony” was so transparent and phoney, it wouldn’t surprise me if she some day ap’ears on Wrestlemania and gets body slammed by Beth Phoenix or Kelli Kelli. Don’t know if she’s in to the rough stuff, just saying.


30 posted on 03/04/2012 12:30:00 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: RightGeek

So if the birth control doesn’t work then we have to pay for her abortion (abortions)! As a woman I am fed up with the “Womens Lib” groups as they are nothing but a bunch of man hating, big government loving, media loving whores who have given us nothing but contempt, distrust, & quite a few laughable moments. I don’t think we should or need to apologize for telling the truth & maybe more of us should start before our country ends up in the trash heap.


31 posted on 03/04/2012 12:30:08 PM PST by jrcats (Justice is blind & deaf in Florida.)
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To: NoGrayZone; D-fendr

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2854176/posts


32 posted on 03/04/2012 12:30:12 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: madison10

I agree. The whole dang thing has been partisan.


33 posted on 03/04/2012 12:30:42 PM PST by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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To: Impala64ssa
a three minute sneeze?

win the future?

34 posted on 03/04/2012 12:31:08 PM PST by rawcatslyentist (BO Stinks! Like Mitts magic underwear!)
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To: RightGeek
Wonder if she screws on a Sleep Number bed? If so, she may match her Sleep Number with the number of guys that bang her every night. Therefore, her number would no doubt be somewhere between 95 and 99.

Maybe she is line to take Rush's job as Sleep Numbers' spokesperson: "Take my word for it....Sleep Number Beds stand up to any use and abuse. My trampoline....eh...uh....uh...I mean Sleep Number gets bounced on continuously for 12 hours 7 nights a week. Contact me for a free trial demo ride. Call 1-800-I-SWALLOW-2."

35 posted on 03/04/2012 12:35:23 PM PST by jmax (SLUTS SUCK)
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To: RightGeek
Note: According to sources, it's pronounced "fluck".

If it walks like a Fluck, talks like a Fluck, and rhymes with a f#@k,

It's a SLUT!

36 posted on 03/04/2012 12:41:40 PM PST by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: KansasGirl

My tweeter doesn’t work like it used to before I ended all ties w/ google. Does anyone know a way around it?


37 posted on 03/04/2012 12:46:22 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
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To: NoGrayZone

Let’s think about this. If it costs $3,000 for contraceptives across 3 years of law school and the average price for a good condem is $1.00, then Ms. Fluke is having sex somewhere in the neighborhood of 2.73 times per day.


38 posted on 03/04/2012 12:58:02 PM PST by lmsii
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To: NoGrayZone

I’m not sure I’m understanding all of your euphemisms, but penicillin usually helps.


39 posted on 03/04/2012 1:00:54 PM PST by ClearCase_guy ("And the public gets what the public wants" -- The Jam)
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To: Pining_4_TX

I just heard yesterday something about up on the Eastern Seaboard they are going to pay fishermen to “not fish”. It is only fair that we pay the gals that are not “sluts” and don’t have sex, their fair share.


40 posted on 03/04/2012 1:03:00 PM PST by fish hawk (Isa. 42:12 Let them give glory unto the Lord and declare his praise in the islands. (Maui))
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