Skip to comments.Spokane Animal Hoarding suspect “pimped herself out” for hay
Posted on 03/07/2012 11:12:43 AM PST by matt1234
SPOKANE-- A couple weeks ago Spokane County Animal Protection Officers seized nearly 100 large animals from a property in Elk during an animal cruelty investigation.
Court documents say their owner 35-year-old Michelle Stiner told officers a dead goat found underneath a blue feed possibly was kicked by a pony stallion.
Court documents say Stiner told investigators she was "performing sexual acts for people and "pimping herself out" to get hay.
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Making hay with a roll-in-the-hay, for hay.
You don’t want to know what she did to feed her ducks.
FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE RUSH DON’T COVER THIS STORY!!!
“Will work for..” ......eh, never mind. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
In before Laz finds out about this.
Hay sounds like a lot of work.
How about a carrot?
The evidence needs to be reviewed before judgment is passed.
Ho! Let's go!
Can they prove she wasnt just dating guys who happen to give her hay? If there was a couple of them that did not give her hay, then the charges are spurious right?
You get what you pay for.
Sadly, she’s married, and her husband had recently cleaned out the bank accounts and abandoned her with all these animals. He ought to face charges as well.
Was it Obama’s “Straw Man?”
Animals have a right to hay, right? Hey PETA...?
I hope she wasn’t doing it Enumclaw style!
I was a male slut. Women used me. Some sorority girls invited me to a party at their house once and got me drunk and passed me around like a bowl of french onion chip dip. Then, the other sororities heard about this incident, and, well, let’s just say that I was the most popular boy on campus. Phone calls at all hours of the night. Packages with panties in them and a note with a name and phone number. Oh, I heard the other guys whispering behind my back. “He’s such a slut”.....”He’ll do it with anyone”.....”No woman will want to marry him with his reputation”. One day, I finally realized that these women were just using me to satisfy their sexual urges. That’s when I started charging them. Lost it all in the dot com bubble. Regrets? Hey, anytime you see a woman sitting there with a half-smile on her face, it’s because she’s remembering me. The power of the horn of the unicorn is amazing.
A lot of people permanently pimp themselves out for financial security how is a “roll inthe hay” any different.
I am talking about those who exclusively marry for money.
Gas, grass or ass?