Whose liberal world views do suck
She is clearly a tramp
Who thinks shes a champ
But she really comes off like a schmuck
Posted on 03/08/2012 9:02:37 AM PST by RetSignman
There once was a woman named Fluke...
That is a liberal kook.
There once was a woman named Fluke,
Who walked and quacked like a duck,
Despite being a liberal agitator,
The press still painted her,
As just some poor gal down on her luck.
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Lovers but nary a penny, She said gimme mo', But please, I'm no ho', Just a child of the government nanny. |
Fluke rhymes with kook doesn’t it?
Revised:
There once was a woman named Fluke
Who, financially down on her luck,
Lacked birth control coin
For her copulative groin;
“Say, Congress, can you spare a buck?”
Nope. Look at the examples so far.
There once was a heifer named Fluke
Whose hormones had all run amok
She wanted cheap thrills
But can’t afford pills
Because she just charges a buck.
There once was a woman named Fluke,
And boy was she a kook.
Her demand for us to pay for her sexual protection
By purchasing her contraception
Makes freedom loving Americans want to puke.
Rhymes with puke
[Fluke rhymes with kook doesn’t it?]
Actually the correct pronunciation of Fluke is Fluck.
There once was a woman named Fluke
who subjected one Rush to rebuke;
It wasn’t much needed
Her words weren’t heeded
as nobody gave her a fook.
Hard to tell what orifice the quack comes from on her, isn’t it?
No it pretty much rhymes with duck.
There once was a woman named Fluke,
Who couldn’t afford a jimmy tuque.
They snorted some coke
and then Barak did poke
the lips of Larry
with the hips of Barry
We may not be in the leagues of Ralph Waldo Emerson but we are a lot more fun.
There once was a woman named Fluke,
The stage and a mic she took,
8 condoms a day,
Is all you should pay,
To keep my nose out of a book.
There once was a Stooge named Fluke
Typical lib asking for a buck,
“Keep your hands off my womb..
or I’ll vote you out, soon”
But my hands in your wallet, nyuk...nyuk
Was financially down on her luck,
Lacked birth control coin
For her copulative groin;
Oh well, just give it a suck.
The name actually rhymes with... um... duck.
There once was a woman named Fluke,
Obama’s “concern” she took,
Redistribution of wealth,
Eroding our rights,
A new crisis everytime we look.
There once was a Sandra named Fluke
She had to be a parasite, no joke.
She wanted to live off us with her sexual deeds
By making us pay to protect her insatiable needs
Using us as hosts so she doesn’t go broke!
literary license.....
Who would have me pay for a condom
for another man she'd have on them
If you pay for sex to feel well
The police can lock you in a cell
But Barak can make you pay the fare
for another mans consensual affair
hope and change is a free condom
that I have to pay to put on them
There once was no man from Nantucket,
This “woman”, in fact: Sandra Fluke. It
became very clear
to all who did hear-
Why would anyone sane want to {well, you know the rest of the story...}
“Give me cock, give me cock, give me cock!”
Chants a chick with a mantra to shock;
..There is nothing this hippie
..Likes more than a quickie,
And the line stretches right round the block.
A woman named Fluke
Who saw and idea full of fluke
Forcing women to be whores
Around the date rape drug called the pill
An equalizer for whores and nuns
So their pedophile perv boyfriends could rape their sisters at the convent without much ado
There once was a woman named Fluke,
The Administration run amok,
Forty-six thousand tuition,
Plus one grand a year,
For her wants to come to fruition.
There once was a woman named Fluck
Who just couldn’t get enough,
Towin the liberal line,
As she began to whine,
But,alas! She’s just out of luck.
You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried...
Little shifty-britches Miz Fluck
Musta thought she’d had some pluck,
She spewed some dumb crap
Bet she’s gotten the clap
Cause she’s obviously a dumb f*ck.
” Perhaps please consider a cuke”
Whew! Good thing I had already swallowed that mouthful of coffee!
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
There once was a woman named Fluck
Through her legs you could drive a dump truck,
She don’t wanna pay,
She just wants to play,
A true man will say to her, “yuck!”
There once was a woman named Fluck,
Who could insert a hockey puck,
And still have room there
In her derriere
For a fleet of 18-wheel trucks.
There once was a girl named Sandy
Who thought being slutty was dandy.
She wanted to play
And thought we should pay
Stay away from Sandy’s candy!
The news cycle Rush did jolt,
Fluke prob’ly drives a Volt,
One thing is certain,
And in this I am sure,
Joe Biden remains a dolt!
There once was a boy named Barry
who was more than just a little scary
He changed his name
to change the show
So the whole world
wouldn’t know.
Just Fluck away, your neighbor will say
Hope and change, for my condoms you’ll pay
who Rush called more than a kook.
Pelosi desired her and then
we all tried her.
Her name make us all want to puke.
There once was a bimbette named Fluke,
The hide on a weenie could shuck,
For the price of a rubber
Would part her muff flubber,
For any and every poor schmuck!
The woman named Fluke makes me puke.
Looking at that face, if she is not yet a lesbian, she will be.
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