[a fool in paradise]

“Cheese it’s the cops!” he said as he was taken away...

[blueunicorn6]

Two salsa stories in one day? Stay away from the next one.....three on a salsa is bad luck.

[a fool in paradise]

Blake Oren Robinson, 28, of Coralville was seen loitering in the store, and then was shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese, chips and beer.

The store owner told him that's nacho cheese.

[cripplecreek]

The power of cheese.

[mardi59]

He’s a regular cheese whiz.

[mylife]

"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?"

[GnL]

According to the criminal complaint, Robinson appeared intoxication at the time of his arrest.

More solid journalistic writing I see.

[dog breath]

I am sure the poor guy who has to clean the bathroom favors the death penalty for this.

[6SJ7]

shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese...

What size? 8 oz? 16? Are they sure it was the "medium" and not the "extra spicy"? These details are crucial!

[dfwgator]

“Gettin’ crazy with the Cheez Whiz” Soy un perdidor. I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?