Friend of mine use to take lead from old dive belts.
Melt them down and pour the molten lead in the entrance to a fire ant hill.
Let it dry a day then pull it out all bizare shape as it made its way through the ant tunnels.
Then sell them as art to yankees.
Like I said...it’s a shame I don’t get fire ants in my yard ;-)
If he had a large bottle of Safflower oil he could have been put under surveillance for having a presucrsor to napalm. Safflower oil is in the “original recipe” and the “extra crispy” version also.