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Florida woman bit on buttocks by bear
upi ^ | March. 16, 2012

Posted on 03/17/2012 5:48:15 PM PDT by JoeProBono

LONGWOOD, Fla., -- Wildlife officials in Florida said a woman walking her dog was bitten on the rear end by a black bear.

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Joy Hill said the woman was walking her dog at an apartment complex on Sable Drive in Longwood around 7 a.m. Friday when the bear attacked, the Orlando Sentinel reported Friday.

The woman sustained four puncture wounds to her rear end and was taken to Florida Hospital Altamonte for treatment, Hill said.

Hill said wildlife officers are setting traps for the bear, which they plan to euthanize.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bear; napl
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1 posted on 03/17/2012 5:48:25 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Bearty Call


2 posted on 03/17/2012 5:50:01 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (??? ?? Who knew?)
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To: JoeProBono

Yogi says what’s for desert?


3 posted on 03/17/2012 5:51:10 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise

IBMSBAMOP (In Before My Sister Bit a Moose Once Posts!)


4 posted on 03/17/2012 5:53:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: JoeProBono

Strangely, a moose once bit her sister ;)


5 posted on 03/17/2012 5:54:06 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: JoeProBono

She should have stuned it with her beeber-like device...


6 posted on 03/17/2012 5:55:28 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: JoeProBono

Hell, Laz prolly woulda hit it too.


7 posted on 03/17/2012 5:57:28 PM PDT by umgud (No Rats, No Rino's)
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To: Revolting cat!

8 posted on 03/17/2012 5:59:44 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Was it on her bear buttocks?


9 posted on 03/17/2012 6:00:14 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (My doctor told me to curtail my Walpoling activities.)
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To: JoeProBono

"betcha that's da last time she say's "kiss my a&&""

10 posted on 03/17/2012 6:00:14 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: JoeProBono
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11 posted on 03/17/2012 6:00:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: JoeProBono

Evidently, her dog could run faster than she could.


12 posted on 03/17/2012 6:01:51 PM PDT by fso301
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To: JoeProBono

I’ve never been mistaken for a bear before, but I must say, I have apologized to this woman profusely.


13 posted on 03/17/2012 6:02:38 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: JoeProBono

14 posted on 03/17/2012 6:03:36 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: floralamiss

I saw the headline and got worried. Are your buns safe, darling?


15 posted on 03/17/2012 6:03:47 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Doogle

16 posted on 03/17/2012 6:07:45 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono
This was oh...about 20 mins away from where I live. Remember how I had a bear tear my porch door up? Well...we are overrun by bears here. beardoor2 bearclawmarks sandybearpawprints
17 posted on 03/17/2012 6:08:23 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: cripplecreek

That is HILARIOUS!!!


18 posted on 03/17/2012 6:11:12 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: JoeProBono

AAAHHH!!
BeAR pORN!


19 posted on 03/17/2012 6:11:38 PM PDT by right way right (What's it gonna take?)
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To: cripplecreek

20 posted on 03/17/2012 6:11:47 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: sheikdetailfeather

John West Salmon “Bear Fight” ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU


21 posted on 03/17/2012 6:15:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: JoeProBono

That’s a sad looking critter.


22 posted on 03/17/2012 6:16:48 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!


23 posted on 03/17/2012 6:18:56 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!


24 posted on 03/17/2012 6:19:35 PM PDT by DeaconBenjamin (A trillion here, a trillion there, soon you're NOT talking real money)
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To: JoeProBono; kanawa

Sounds like she needs a better dog.


25 posted on 03/17/2012 6:21:41 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: sheikdetailfeather

Where is Longwood Fla?


26 posted on 03/17/2012 6:22:33 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: cripplecreek

Big Bear Chase Me! - The Great Outdoors (10/10) Movie CLIP (1988) HD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ-MpPBDug


27 posted on 03/17/2012 6:22:48 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: Norm Lenhart

She should have left her cheese at home. Don’t mess with the moose cheese. It’s series bidness.


28 posted on 03/17/2012 6:25:03 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: JoeProBono

without having read any posts yet...this is one that could go either way...


29 posted on 03/17/2012 6:25:27 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (knowledge puffeth; information deludeth.)
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To: JoeProBono

Full-Brazilian Bear?


30 posted on 03/17/2012 6:26:30 PM PDT by txhurl (Thank you, Andrew Breitbart. In your untimely passing, you have exposed these people one last time.)
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To: JoeProBono

Not guilty!

31 posted on 03/17/2012 6:27:47 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (knowledge puffeth; information deludeth.)
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To: Ditter

Longwood is about 20 miles north of Orlando in Central Fla.. The Wekiva River area is loaded with bear. The UPS guys say they see them in the trees all the time on their routes. I wanted to grow watermelons here this year but I fear the bears would be attracted so did not plant any. I put Pine Sol on the rug on my porch to deter the bear and it seemed to work! He had been after some cat food and I put that away.


32 posted on 03/17/2012 6:30:26 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: Ditter
Where is Longwood Fla?
Seminole county , just north of Altamonte Springs and east of Wekiwa Springs State Park
33 posted on 03/17/2012 6:31:20 PM PDT by Lera
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To: sheikdetailfeather
We were in that area a few years ago, maybe a little north actually. We went near Ocalla to pick up a Jack Russel Terrier. Beautiful country but I don't like bears, glad we don't have them here.
34 posted on 03/17/2012 6:36:03 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: JoeProBono

wildlife officers are setting traps for the bear, which they plan to euthanize.
___________________________________

Its got to be asked ...

Was it Michelle’s butt ???


35 posted on 03/17/2012 6:36:10 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana (Why should I vote for Bishop Romney when he hates me because I am a Christian)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Yes, sweetheart, my buns are Danishly and excellently fine... but the last time I saw that bear, he was hightailing it out of Escambia County! Thank you for your concern, m’lord. ;^)


36 posted on 03/17/2012 6:39:50 PM PDT by floralamiss
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To: DuncanWaring

37 posted on 03/17/2012 6:40:54 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: Ditter

This area has woods but is in a rather populated upscale neighborhood


38 posted on 03/17/2012 6:43:07 PM PDT by Donnafrflorida (Thru HIM all things are possible.)
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To: floralamiss

What a relief! I was soooooo worried about your buns when I read this.


39 posted on 03/17/2012 6:43:25 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: JoeProBono

The Bertha Butt Boogie Part 1 -The Jimmy Castor Bunch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki8u8G2WZbI


40 posted on 03/17/2012 6:46:12 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: Tennessee Nana

“Was is Michelle’s butt???”
No bear on the planet could open it’s mouth wide enough t get a bite on that.


41 posted on 03/17/2012 6:46:25 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: JoeProBono

I just want to hug him and squeeze and call him George.


42 posted on 03/17/2012 6:51:15 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Ditter
Where is Longwood Fla?

Just north of Orlando.

43 posted on 03/17/2012 6:53:10 PM PDT by aberaussie
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To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows

Slings, ya want in? ..................................... FRegards


44 posted on 03/17/2012 6:59:35 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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To: JoeProBono

As soon as I saw that picture, I immediately knew who posted the thread.


45 posted on 03/17/2012 7:01:57 PM PDT by Krankor (eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.)
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To: windcliff

46 posted on 03/17/2012 7:08:52 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: Larry Lucido

I am surprised that she wasn’t arrested for being bear-assed.


47 posted on 03/17/2012 7:09:58 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Mynd you, bear bites Kan be pretty nasti


48 posted on 03/17/2012 7:11:22 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Limbaugh: Tim Tebow miracle: "He had atheists praying to God that he would lose.")
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To: gonzo; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He caught her bear-arsed.


49 posted on 03/17/2012 7:13:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: JoeProBono
Ima Bear Ima bear Ima Bear suck my shark


50 posted on 03/17/2012 7:19:28 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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