Posted on 03/20/2012 3:13:23 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX
Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry's is supporting gay marriage in Britain by relabeling an apple pie flavor as Apple-y Ever After.
The South Burlington-based subsidiary of the global food and cosmetics conglomerate Unilever is issuing the newly labeled ice cream in the United Kingdom, where the government has said it plans to legalize gay marriage and has begun public consultation before introducing legislation.
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Banana Crammer Cherry
Can’t be gay without bananas & fudge!
I would say, but it’s just too easy.
In all seriousness, I’m disappointed. I used to enjoy their Phish Food ice cream, which I now can buy because I refuse to support this.
I was thinking Tutti-Fruitti or Rainbow Sherbet
Mine are very G-rated!
fudge flavored ice cream labelled
“Packer”
The jokes just write themselves.
Still, I’m going to keep my karma in the positive area and not comment on all the flavors that come to mind such as:
Packed Fudge & Nuts
Banana Pops
Clam Chowder
Toot Fruty
Nope, I’m not going to make a flavor jokes. I’m going to stay classy. I certainly won’t mention:
Schweddy Balls
Double Cherry Pie
Chock full’o’nuts
Yes, I’m going to stay classy today
Bung hole surprise
I thought they already had packed fudge.
Banana Fudge Nut?
What is the flavor?
banana fudge?
Swedish fish in vanilla?
Why do liberals think everyone is like them? Now they have outed themselves and will surely melt into that ooze of politically correctness soup. I’m not sad.
Dirty Sanchez and peanut butter cup
Double Peach
Polaner's All Fruit
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
I have a gay friend on Facebook who is very self-degrading in his jokes and has been coming up with dozens upon dozens of new flavor jokes... most I can’t post here but my eyes are watering some are so funny. (the guy is extremely libertarian, even though he is gay, he hates gay activists).
Only a "select group" could eat it - and actually like it!
Fudge Packer ice cream. No more BJ ice cream for me! *YUCK*
This does not sound appitizing at all. :(
What is it called, "LICKABLE"?
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