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Posted on 03/20/2012 6:12:53 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
I believe this is my second rant about facebook. I am getting increasingly disappointed in the human race every time I look at the useless people on facebook. Are there any frequent users of facebook that are *NOT* washed up old chain smoking male bashing hags on their 3rd or 4th husband and who look 15 years older than their birthday indicates? Not counting the non-breeding-prius-driving-never-married-lezbos that is.
If I see one more disgusting picture of a fat ugly spandex wearing witch, drunk in a bar, with her fat ugly butch haircut wearing hairy-forearmed girlfriends I'm going to go totally "Michael Douglass" in "Falling Down"!
Don't even get me started on the $%^&*#@ cat pics!!!
OR THE DAILY POOR HEALTH REPORTS!
OR THE DRUG ADDLED TEENS WHO PUBLICLY INSULT THEIR PARENTS!
So...don’t use Facebook.
I have some FReeper FB friends and the rest are conservatives that I have never met except for some old childhood friends.
Doesn’t that say rather more about your acquaintances and relatives than people in general? Most of the people on my Facebook are nice, normal conservative types who post pictures of their kids, their gardens, or their guns.
You must be seeing an ex-phbette nightmare out there on FB. Most of the traits you hit on would cover her.
Put this in your host file:
There, all better.
I second that emotion. And what’s “Michael Douglass” in “Falling Down”?
JimRob is on Facebook Im one of his friends
But they are your FRIENDS. Someone must Like them.
You need new friends
Helps us stay in touch with our military buddies.
Falling down is a movie.
I’m on FB and I don’t fit any of those descriptions. I know no one on FB who are acquaintances of mine who fits those descriptions either. I share pictures of relatives who live out of town and their children as well as my grandchildren. I love it.
Don’t you have to ‘friend’ people to see their pictures?
You are not stalking the right pictures.
For the most part Facebook is for mental defectives. I can see some usefulness for long distant family relationships.
My entire church is on FB and it’s really fun. No drama, all really cool people who love each other. 200 friends who are really friends.
Stop using it then, and besides, why should you be posting on sites you hate; complaining to people here will not get you very far. So stop it for God’s sake.
My facebook friends are all hot women who want to cook dinner for me.
Not sure what you are doing wrong.
I signed up on Facebook because everyone posted pics of themselves and wanted me to see them. I kept getting invitations. I have had my page now for 2 years. Nothing is on it and I doubt there ever will be. I just didn’t want to hurt the feelings of those who wanted me to see what they do every day. As for me, I like privacy and I can tell you there are a lot of people using facebook to spy on their ex’s or their significant others.
SHEESH, I forgot to mention the tattoo pics and the body piercing pics.
No..LOL...you just have to be a friend of a friend of a friend.
A movie where an out of work white collar guy has a really bad day and starts shooting his way thru it.
Why are you frequenting a website filled with useless people?
Ditto. Everyone on my Facebook news feed is a decent, if not interesting, person I’m happy to call “friend” (or better). What you see on Facebook is what you choose to associate with.
You must have some unique “Friends and Family”. I am selective who I have as my Friends. Mostly my kids and family and Conservatives with a few liberal friends that I love to watch rant or post dumb things that I can call them out on. It is entertainment.
I can’t believe you imposed on JimRob’s hospitality to post BS like this.
You don’t like facebook, then don’t go there.
Facebook will eventually go the way of myspace, to be replaced with the next new hot thing.
If your intent was to post a critique of facebook and similar online sites, then not posting in ALL CAPS would have possibly lent an air of credibility to your words.
Anyway, happy web surfing to you ma’am :) ...or maybe it’s sir
JimRob is on Facebook Im one of his friends
Is Jim Thompson on there too???
About every 6 months or so I check out Facebook, thinking there must be something to it, some wonderful benefit, that I just haven’t grasped. I have an account, but have done nothing - absolutely nothing - with it.
Every time I log in, after about 15 minutes I find myself saying “I STILL don’t get it,” and logging off. I can’t even figure out if I’m in my own site or someone else’s. Unless you’re a company promoting something I’ll be damned if I can figure out what the point is.
I’m not a technophobe. Been using computers for work for 25 years and at home for about 15. Hell, we had a computer lab in my high school in the mid-70’s and I was fiddling around with BASIC back then.
I get blogs. I get sites like FR. Hell, I even get Twitter.
But I’ll be damned if I understand what the fascination with Facebook is all about.
Do what I do. Don’t use Facebook.
Don’t worry, we washed up old hags that look 15 years older than what we are will all be dead soon under Obamacare. Lordy I never realized that some people could be so mean toward elderly people.
When I first saw your post headline I thought sure you were going to rant about the new timeline. But no, you are complaining about people you accepted as friends. It’s a jungle out there and I do not accept every friend request by anymeans. There are some fine folks on facebook and a lot of idiots. Sorry you are seeing the idiots.
Don’t let the fools beat you, sir.
Hey, Lady, you tell ‘im, heylady!
I suspect your post is satire. Or, you’re serious in which case I suspect you’re sick.
Facebook: You can check in but you can never leave.
Facebook and “social networking” in general, IMHO, is evil.
For those of you pumping Facebook as a way to stay in touch with friends and family, I’d suggest using SKYPE is a more rewarding, richer experience.
Why don’t you stop using Facebook if you hate it so much. Or I’d it just easier for you to get on FR and bitch and call other Facebook users names?
Um, the people you see on FB are the people YOU selected as friends. That’s how it works.
The majority of mine are old high school friends, work friends, and people I’ve picked up along the way ... everyone looks to be about their age, lol.
And, come on, I love the cat and kitteh jokes ...
So...you got turned down again?
I met some damned good...cooks...on fb.
My problem with Facebook is that all the hot chicks axing to friend me are in Albania, Ukraine and Austria, among other places.
Quit whining about it and quit using it.
Hank! How’s things in Hootersville! Say hello to the Douglass’ for me, please.
Da*n, I miss that show...and a lot like it. Do they show them on tvland? I just checked my on-screen guide and all the shows are from the 70s on :(