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FACEBOOK(@#$%&*!!)

Posted on 03/20/2012 6:12:53 PM PDT by mamelukesabre

I believe this is my second rant about facebook. I am getting increasingly disappointed in the human race every time I look at the useless people on facebook. Are there any frequent users of facebook that are *NOT* washed up old chain smoking male bashing hags on their 3rd or 4th husband and who look 15 years older than their birthday indicates? Not counting the non-breeding-prius-driving-never-married-lezbos that is.

If I see one more disgusting picture of a fat ugly spandex wearing witch, drunk in a bar, with her fat ugly butch haircut wearing hairy-forearmed girlfriends I'm going to go totally "Michael Douglass" in "Falling Down"!

Don't even get me started on the $%^&*#@ cat pics!!!

OR THE DAILY POOR HEALTH REPORTS!

OR THE DRUG ADDLED TEENS WHO PUBLICLY INSULT THEIR PARENTS!

I

CAN'T

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If Facebook is any indication of the caliber of the people of this nation there is no way Obama will lose in November.
1 posted on 03/20/2012 6:12:57 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: mamelukesabre

So...don’t use Facebook.


2 posted on 03/20/2012 6:14:10 PM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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To: mamelukesabre

lol

I have some FReeper FB friends and the rest are conservatives that I have never met except for some old childhood friends.


3 posted on 03/20/2012 6:16:03 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: mamelukesabre

TTIUWP


4 posted on 03/20/2012 6:16:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: mamelukesabre

Doesn’t that say rather more about your acquaintances and relatives than people in general? Most of the people on my Facebook are nice, normal conservative types who post pictures of their kids, their gardens, or their guns.


5 posted on 03/20/2012 6:16:48 PM PDT by JenB
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To: mamelukesabre

You must be seeing an ex-phbette nightmare out there on FB. Most of the traits you hit on would cover her.


6 posted on 03/20/2012 6:17:18 PM PDT by wally_bert (It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
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To: mamelukesabre

Put this in your host file:

127.0.0.1 facebook.com

There, all better.


7 posted on 03/20/2012 6:17:45 PM PDT by Michael Barnes (Obamaa+ Downgrade)
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To: ctdonath2

I second that emotion. And what’s “Michael Douglass” in “Falling Down”?


8 posted on 03/20/2012 6:17:52 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: mamelukesabre

JimRob is on Facebook Im one of his friends


9 posted on 03/20/2012 6:19:01 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: mamelukesabre; Revolting cat!

But they are your FRIENDS. Someone must Like them.


10 posted on 03/20/2012 6:19:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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To: mamelukesabre

You need new friends


11 posted on 03/20/2012 6:19:09 PM PDT by mrsloungitude ( USMC Mom)
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To: mamelukesabre

Helps us stay in touch with our military buddies.


12 posted on 03/20/2012 6:19:09 PM PDT by greatvikingone
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To: Revolting cat!

Falling down is a movie.


13 posted on 03/20/2012 6:20:02 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: mamelukesabre

I’m on FB and I don’t fit any of those descriptions. I know no one on FB who are acquaintances of mine who fits those descriptions either. I share pictures of relatives who live out of town and their children as well as my grandchildren. I love it.


14 posted on 03/20/2012 6:21:16 PM PDT by murron (Proud Mom of a Marine Vet)
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To: mamelukesabre

Don’t you have to ‘friend’ people to see their pictures?


15 posted on 03/20/2012 6:22:17 PM PDT by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: mamelukesabre

16 posted on 03/20/2012 6:22:45 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: mamelukesabre

You are not stalking the right pictures.


17 posted on 03/20/2012 6:22:55 PM PDT by John W (Viva Cristo Rey!)
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To: mamelukesabre

For the most part Facebook is for mental defectives. I can see some usefulness for long distant family relationships.


18 posted on 03/20/2012 6:23:04 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: mamelukesabre

My entire church is on FB and it’s really fun. No drama, all really cool people who love each other. 200 friends who are really friends.


19 posted on 03/20/2012 6:24:40 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (Politics is fake. I think it's owned by Vince Mcmahon)
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To: mamelukesabre

Stop using it then, and besides, why should you be posting on sites you hate; complaining to people here will not get you very far. So stop it for God’s sake.


20 posted on 03/20/2012 6:25:42 PM PDT by Joshua Marcus
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To: mamelukesabre

My facebook friends are all hot women who want to cook dinner for me.

Not sure what you are doing wrong.


21 posted on 03/20/2012 6:26:08 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: mamelukesabre

Wanna be my Friend?

22 posted on 03/20/2012 6:28:59 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: mamelukesabre

I signed up on Facebook because everyone posted pics of themselves and wanted me to see them. I kept getting invitations. I have had my page now for 2 years. Nothing is on it and I doubt there ever will be. I just didn’t want to hurt the feelings of those who wanted me to see what they do every day. As for me, I like privacy and I can tell you there are a lot of people using facebook to spy on their ex’s or their significant others.


23 posted on 03/20/2012 6:29:01 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: mamelukesabre

SHEESH, I forgot to mention the tattoo pics and the body piercing pics.


24 posted on 03/20/2012 6:29:13 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: real saxophonist
Don’t you have to ‘friend’ people to see their pictures?

No..LOL...you just have to be a friend of a friend of a friend.

25 posted on 03/20/2012 6:29:21 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: Revolting cat!

A movie where an out of work white collar guy has a really bad day and starts shooting his way thru it.


26 posted on 03/20/2012 6:29:41 PM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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To: driftdiver
My facebook friends are all hot women who want to cook dinner for me.


27 posted on 03/20/2012 6:30:42 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: mamelukesabre

Why are you frequenting a website filled with useless people?


28 posted on 03/20/2012 6:31:47 PM PDT by TomServo
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To: JenB

Ditto. Everyone on my Facebook news feed is a decent, if not interesting, person I’m happy to call “friend” (or better). What you see on Facebook is what you choose to associate with.


29 posted on 03/20/2012 6:32:11 PM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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To: mamelukesabre

You must have some unique “Friends and Family”. I am selective who I have as my Friends. Mostly my kids and family and Conservatives with a few liberal friends that I love to watch rant or post dumb things that I can call them out on. It is entertainment.


30 posted on 03/20/2012 6:32:33 PM PDT by marygam ((Hurry November 2012, we might not make it))
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To: mamelukesabre

I can’t believe you imposed on JimRob’s hospitality to post BS like this.

You don’t like facebook, then don’t go there.

Facebook will eventually go the way of myspace, to be replaced with the next new hot thing.

If your intent was to post a critique of facebook and similar online sites, then not posting in ALL CAPS would have possibly lent an air of credibility to your words.

Anyway, happy web surfing to you ma’am :) ...or maybe it’s sir


31 posted on 03/20/2012 6:33:27 PM PDT by citizen (The Dims will all unite for Zero. We must soon unite behind our challenger and back him to victory!)
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To: al baby

JimRob is on Facebook Im one of his friends

Is Jim Thompson on there too???


32 posted on 03/20/2012 6:37:25 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

About every 6 months or so I check out Facebook, thinking there must be something to it, some wonderful benefit, that I just haven’t grasped. I have an account, but have done nothing - absolutely nothing - with it.

Every time I log in, after about 15 minutes I find myself saying “I STILL don’t get it,” and logging off. I can’t even figure out if I’m in my own site or someone else’s. Unless you’re a company promoting something I’ll be damned if I can figure out what the point is.

I’m not a technophobe. Been using computers for work for 25 years and at home for about 15. Hell, we had a computer lab in my high school in the mid-70’s and I was fiddling around with BASIC back then.

I get blogs. I get sites like FR. Hell, I even get Twitter.

But I’ll be damned if I understand what the fascination with Facebook is all about.

Hank


33 posted on 03/20/2012 6:37:38 PM PDT by County Agent Hank Kimball (Screw it. Newt's the smartest candidate and the guy I want to see debating Obummer. Flame away.)
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To: Irish Eyes

(I know...)


34 posted on 03/20/2012 6:37:55 PM PDT by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: mamelukesabre

Do what I do. Don’t use Facebook.


35 posted on 03/20/2012 6:38:37 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Joe!!!!

EEEEWWWWWWWWW


36 posted on 03/20/2012 6:38:37 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: mamelukesabre

Don’t worry, we washed up old hags that look 15 years older than what we are will all be dead soon under Obamacare. Lordy I never realized that some people could be so mean toward elderly people.


37 posted on 03/20/2012 6:39:03 PM PDT by heylady (“Sometimes I wish I could be a Democrat and then I remember I have a soul.”( Deb))
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To: mamelukesabre

When I first saw your post headline I thought sure you were going to rant about the new timeline. But no, you are complaining about people you accepted as friends. It’s a jungle out there and I do not accept every friend request by anymeans. There are some fine folks on facebook and a lot of idiots. Sorry you are seeing the idiots.


38 posted on 03/20/2012 6:41:19 PM PDT by stratplayer
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To: mamelukesabre

Don’t let the fools beat you, sir.


39 posted on 03/20/2012 6:41:19 PM PDT by TwoSwords
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To: heylady

Hey, Lady, you tell ‘im, heylady!


40 posted on 03/20/2012 6:41:43 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: mamelukesabre

I suspect your post is satire. Or, you’re serious in which case I suspect you’re sick.

Facebook: You can check in but you can never leave.

Facebook and “social networking” in general, IMHO, is evil.

For those of you pumping Facebook as a way to stay in touch with friends and family, I’d suggest using SKYPE is a more rewarding, richer experience.


41 posted on 03/20/2012 6:42:08 PM PDT by upchuck (Where others hold a window into the world, nobama holds a mirror. h/t - Don Surber)
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To: mamelukesabre

Why don’t you stop using Facebook if you hate it so much. Or I’d it just easier for you to get on FR and bitch and call other Facebook users names?


42 posted on 03/20/2012 6:44:04 PM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: heylady

Um, the people you see on FB are the people YOU selected as friends. That’s how it works.

The majority of mine are old high school friends, work friends, and people I’ve picked up along the way ... everyone looks to be about their age, lol.

And, come on, I love the cat and kitteh jokes ...


43 posted on 03/20/2012 6:44:34 PM PDT by LibsRJerks
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To: mamelukesabre

So...you got turned down again?


44 posted on 03/20/2012 6:44:49 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: driftdiver

I met some damned good...cooks...on fb.


45 posted on 03/20/2012 6:47:36 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: mamelukesabre; a fool in paradise

My problem with Facebook is that all the hot chicks axing to friend me are in Albania, Ukraine and Austria, among other places.


46 posted on 03/20/2012 6:48:09 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: mamelukesabre

Quit whining about it and quit using it.


47 posted on 03/20/2012 6:48:49 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to annoy someone, point out something obvious that they are trying hard to ignore)
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To: Michael Barnes

So does that keep it from going outbound? That’s a home address for one’s PC?

I would like to do that with another site but don’t want to mess up my DSL.

Thanks for any info in advance.


48 posted on 03/20/2012 6:51:20 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Dallas59

Now THAT was awesome!!


49 posted on 03/20/2012 6:52:02 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: County Agent Hank Kimball

Hank! How’s things in Hootersville! Say hello to the Douglass’ for me, please.

Da*n, I miss that show...and a lot like it. Do they show them on tvland? I just checked my on-screen guide and all the shows are from the 70s on :(


50 posted on 03/20/2012 6:53:22 PM PDT by citizen (The Dims will all unite for Zero. We must soon unite behind our challenger and back him to victory!)
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