Skip to comments.Hey, Tebow, Focus On Football And Not New York Nightlife, Warns Donald Trump
Posted on 03/22/2012 10:32:16 AM PDT by Perdogg
Tim Tebow may know his way around the gridiron, but navigating life in the Big Apple is another matter. No one knows the city better than Donald Trump, which is why he is offering his advice to make New York Citys new resident feel welcome. I want to make sure he can focus on football, says Trump. As the unofficial head of Tebows New York Welcome Committee, here are Trumps top tips:
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Too bad Mark Sanchez never listened to that advice.
Donald Trump says, “Pay attention to me, ME, MEEEEE, not that star football player! I’m over here!”
Unsolicited advice from an attention whore? Will wonders never cease?
Perhaps it’s because Trump understands what New York night and Los Angeles night life can do to a person, that he is reaching out to give advice. It’s not bad advice.
Oh for Heaven’s sake, let’s just let the kid play some football.
Or perhaps because there’s a new season of Celebrity Apprentice on and he wants a ratings boost. If you watch the cycles of the Trump he’s usually showing up the most often when his shows are on.
I’m guessing that Tebow takes behavioral advice from someone at a higher paygrade than The Donald.
Knowing what kind of young man Tebow is, the NY nightlife will be the last thing on his mind, IMO.
I can just hear Trump now...
“Tim Tebow can be YOOOOOOOGE in New York, the best city in the world. It’s really spectacular, especially the stuff I own. But he needs to drop this Jesus stuff. It’s bad for his image. I can’t get into that. I mean, Jesus said to give all your possessions to the poor. Where would I be if I did that? I wouldn’t be YOOOOOOGE and own half of New York....”
Trump is such an asshat...and if Greta has him on her show ONE MORE TIME I am boycotting her show.
Okay, I could be wrong, but the thought of Tim Tebow becoming a dissipated late-night New York social buttfly is as bizarrely amusing to me as the thought of The Donald selling everything and shipping out to the Philippine mission field.
The new trend I guess is to throw around the born again virgin term. A woman I know is calling herself a born again virgin on her Facebook page. Funny, her legs spent so much time in the air they could get frequent flyer miles.
I wonder what his mom thinks about him wanting to hook up with Dianna Argon.
There are plenty of churches and Christian social organizations in NYC and NJ that would gladly welcome him.
What would he want with soiled goods like TV/pop stars, except for his Christian belief in redemption?
Yes. Tim Tebow needs Trump as his spiritual advisor.
He’s the real thing. No Johnny come lately.
Heheheh Wouldn't you love to see what the Libtards would do if Tim Tebow leads the Jets to the SB and wins the Lombardi Trophy THEN starts dating Paris Hilton and SHE then announces she is going to become celibate until she and Tim are married?
I bet Bill Maher's head would explode after such a thing happened hahahahah
The last guy Tim Tebow needs to take advice from is a self-worshipping blowhard like Trump.
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