Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
Spock was an illegal alien. Mrs. Liberty never saw him with a woman, bet he had plenty of scenes with that well known turd-burgler wanton pole dancer Sulu. But I will bump as I can...
I think links to some standout threads end up in the Lexicon.....if I’m wrong, someone will know.
Shout-out to pabianice, who inspired me to start this discourse-raising effort! Kudos!
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Now that you mention it, it *kinda* looks like him. Hope not.
I want on the ping list, please. Do I have to sign a release or something about medical issues from dying of laughter?
Congrats. I think I just added a small dictionary to my vocabulary.
None of which I shall use on Mr. David Brock or any other cosmopolitan-quaffing clarinet enthusiasts.
Because that would be wrong.
Tumblebunny.....lol
Add me to ping list please
ROFL!!!
I didn’t make it to the next paragraph for laughing so hard!
You’re absolutely correct Laz.
We should be focusing on meatier matters.
Yes I get it and in another era it would be funny, however this will pop up on liberal sites with comments about how conservatives are hateful. Maybe I’m just not much fun any more but I really don’t like giving them the ammunition to use against us.
HOLD ON NOW! I am for STOPPING people from referring to David Brock as a blanket-hugging holeburrowing mincing lollypop-licking meat-flutist! How can ANY good liberal be against the mission of STOPPING THE HATE SPEECH????!?!
You spent “25 years toiling at the Los Angeles Times” and you can’t spell the word conservative?
Yeah but is he a swashbuckling butt pirate? Inquiring minds need to know.....
One last rump-bump, and off I go to bed.
I can honestly say I've never heard this one before but, you won't catch me saying it now....per thread rules :P
Very entertaining.
I invented a lot of these.
It will be my legacy when I'm gone. :)
May I suggest that you put us in alphabetical order? I kinda like being in the T’s. Or being a tease, whatever.
Oops, I forgot ask you to add me your list....please.
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