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STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)

Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz

David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.

There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.

Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.

No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.

Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?

No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.

No sir. We are better than that.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davidbrock; fudge; hamsterhammering; homosexualagenda; mediamatters; napl; rumpranger
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To: arasina; CAconservitive
You spent “25 years toiling at the Los Angeles Times” and you can’t spell the word conservative?

Bwahahaha! I'm sorry CAcon, but that's really funny!

141 posted on 03/22/2012 7:06:36 PM PDT by CAluvdubya
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To: Lazamataz
As I posted to another thread, he doesn't look gay, he look like an old lesbian!
142 posted on 03/22/2012 7:13:31 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: carriage_hill
Is there a ***Hall of Fame*** around here on FR? This thread deserves platinum.

Yea, verily, yea.

Thanks for the ping. This political season I need all the good laughs I can find.

143 posted on 03/22/2012 7:13:49 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini--nevertheless, Vote Santorum!)
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To: BufordP

Thanks for alerting me to this thread.

I really did need to learn all these new terms! LOL


144 posted on 03/22/2012 7:17:27 PM PDT by 3D-JOY
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To: Lazamataz

I protest. The first sentence is mine. The rest is yours. I guess you didn’t take me seriously.


145 posted on 03/22/2012 7:18:09 PM PDT by pabianice (")
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, pink is not his color. Nor yours.

It has already been taken. Neither of you can have it.

Otherwise, you are quite right. I would have included a little more bling though, dahlink.


146 posted on 03/22/2012 7:19:48 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: Lazamataz

Add me to the list!


147 posted on 03/22/2012 7:30:43 PM PDT by Pelham (Marco Rubio, la raza trojan horse.)
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To: Lazamataz
I invented a lot of these.

I confess, and I'm ashamed to admit it, but you inspired me to think of David Brock as a towel-snapping, ballet shoe-sniffing, chick-flick loving, chest-waxing unicorn. But, I will never say it.

148 posted on 03/22/2012 7:55:45 PM PDT by lonevoice (Klepto Baracka Marxo, impeach we much.)
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To: pabianice
I guess you didn’t take me seriously.

I took you extremely seriously. I'm leading the effort to stop people from calling him all those things! You, who just wrote one little post.... you deign to complain about ME, who wrote a WHOLE THREAD trying to get people to see the error of their gays ways???

149 posted on 03/22/2012 8:01:42 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: BufordP
Dagnabbit Buford, for a second, I thought that fellow we are too civil to call a light-loafered, bone smuggling, browneye bopper had posted that.

Nice work!

150 posted on 03/22/2012 8:21:54 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: All
I am not amused.

Goodbye.

Leni

151 posted on 03/22/2012 8:24:19 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR

>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
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152 posted on 03/22/2012 8:27:56 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lazamataz

LMMFAO!

And I usually keep it cleaner than that around here, but that was good stuff!

LOLOLOLOL!


153 posted on 03/22/2012 8:42:18 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: ATLDiver; trifona; SLB

Just making sure you guys don’t miss this. LOL!


154 posted on 03/22/2012 8:43:49 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Lazamataz
One last rump-bump, and off I go to bed.

If one were a wise-arse, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread, they might ask, "off I go to bed" with what???

155 posted on 03/22/2012 8:49:11 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Lazamataz

whoops I missed the headline and thought you were talking about Obambi


156 posted on 03/22/2012 8:54:01 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: Lazamataz

Add me to your list, please, and it’s about damn time!


157 posted on 03/22/2012 8:54:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
You had me at “donut-puncher

That's nearly as funny as the original post.

158 posted on 03/22/2012 8:54:43 PM PDT by TankerKC (Welcome to the age of "I Meant to Do That" Diplomacy)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m begging you to put me on the Laz Ping List.
I need to laugh like this again soon.


159 posted on 03/22/2012 8:59:28 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." T. Jefferson (I AM ANDREW BREITBART))
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To: Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
David Brock is a gentleman's gentleman, and I would never suggest that he is a long-haul driver on the Hershey Highway.


160 posted on 03/22/2012 9:00:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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