Skip to comments.STOP MAKING FUN OF DAVID BROCK'S (OF MEDIA MATTERS) SEXUAL ORIENTATION (Vanity)
Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brocks sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Lefts personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
This is probably the best comedy posting of the year . . . Awesome! Love it!
You had me at “donut-puncher”. Bravo.
you forgot butt pirate....i’m disappointed...
True, but we won't mention that it's actually less gay then David Brock, who we will not call a carrot-swallowing poodle owning skipping little hotdog-eater.
Can't have laughing at disease ridden degenerate fags now, can we.
Sir! That is a GAY SLUR! I would NEVER!
Laz should be nominated for Morris Dees’” Wall of tolerance”
Please tell me I’m IBTZ...please?
Laz has gone to an entirely different dimension that mere mortals can only wonder about its existence.
Indeed! I am leading the movement to stop people from referring to David Brock as a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot! I should receive some recognition for this fine humanitarian work!
LOL! Well done!
Post o’ the day.
I would never either- i prefer chicks....
It's a hard job to remind people that we should never call David Brock a sweetly-flaming pole-licking sequin-wearing arsehole patroller.
Barney Frank once mentioned, “David Brock has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.”
He also protested that Brock wasn’t a homosexual, but Brock did offer to hide Frank’s penis Brock’s mouth, just in case someone walked in on the two of them.
That was also curious . . . .
Put me on your ping list! Love you, Laz!
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