Skip to comments.Save the Co-eds! Please donate to the victims of the GOP War on Women!
Posted on 03/23/2012 1:06:44 PM PDT by zencycler
SAVE THE .... CO-EDS!
In the past, our organization sought to help women and young children who were suffering and dying from the effects of war, famine and natural disasters around the world. We told their stories, which were tragic, sometimes shocking, and always heart-wrenching. And we continue to thank you for your kind support.
But as they say, charity begins at home, and now it has come to our attention that there is suffering in this country, deliberately being inflicted on young, innocent, female college students, who have fallen victim to the despicable Republican War on Women. Some of these students are lucky enough to attend secular universities which provide free birth control. But sadly, there are countless students who must every day face the danger of what might happen to them if they decide to have sexual relations, and have run out of the contraception which they can barely afford. Aided by the GOP, these religious schools disgracefully use some constitutional technicality about their religious freedom in order to avoid their responsibility to distribute free contraception to students.
That's where you come in. For just nine dollars a month, you can sponsor one of these students. This covers the monthly cost of birth control pills at the local discount pharmacy or department stores. So with your nine dollars, we can provide the funds needed to cover one student for one month with the contraception they so desperately need.
Won't you please help? Sponsoring a Co-ed Comes in Three Easy Steps:
1. Log onto our website at www.savethecoeds.com.
2. Choose to co-ed you wish to sponsor from our photo galleries.
3. Follow the online instructions to begin your sponsorship.
Getting to Know Your Co-ed
The caring relationship between a sponsor and co-ed starts with a photograph and a biography of your co-ed. It continues and strengthens with letters, shared pictures and opportunities to get to know each other better and develop a loving, lasting relationship.
Here's a sample letter:
Thank you so much for your generous gift. I just went to the local Target today and bought the birth control I needed for this month with the nine dollars which you provided. This came just in time, as I have a date with my boyfriend this weekend but I'll tell you more about that in my next letter!
P.S. Next month is Sandra's birthday. Please check below to make an addition gift of $10 (each) to cover the cost of:
[ ] Candles
[ ] KY Jelly
[ ] A Barry White CD
Seeing life through your co-ed's eyes: Letters and pictures from your sponsored co-ed help you to learn more about daily life through her own words and experiences, so you can see up close and personal the positive changes you are making in the life of a young co-ed (just how up-close and personal you get is up to her, naturally).
They’re probably all French women with armpit hair!!! arrgggg!!!
I’d be afraid to make a real website for this ... some Lib idiot may not know it’s a joke and actually send money!