Skip to comments.Man Gets Ticket For Yelling At Cat
Posted on 03/23/2012 3:20:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A man who was heard yelling obscenities at his cat was cited by police in Chaska, Minn.
According to the citys police department, neighbors called in, complaining of the noise.
The man, who was not identified, admitted to authorities that he had been swearing loudly at the cat.
His defense to officers was that he is human.
Police said this is not the first time the man had been warned or cited for disorderly conduct.
He was issued a new citation for disorderly conduct for the recent incident.
My dog eats cats.....
Am I the only person who thinks that the world has taken a turn towards the bizarre lately?
Ah for crying out loud, go over to the Lions Tap and have a burger and beer and chill out!
Sheesh....hope they don’t hear me when I hear the “One” on radio or tv....
My cat thinks his name is “dammit!”
Good to know it’s not just me....
Lol, thank goodness I’m not alone :)
"...boy he's gonna be pissed when he finds out it's not his hat"
The news just keeps getting stranger by the day...
This isn’t a PING
I walked into the living room one fine spring day to find him gnawing on the leaves of a plant.
JABBER!!! FREAKING KNOCK IT OFF!
He gave me a bored look, slowly blinked, and went back to gnawing on that plant.
JABBER!!! YOU ARE A BIG, FAT, PIECE OF CRAP!!!
And as I delivered my rapier witted insult, I noticed a fat, ugly, busy-body, hippie “woman” staring at me through my front window aghast.
AND SO ARE YOU!!! I addressed her.
Fortunately, that was in the days before cell phones or I'm sure I'd have to explain it to the gendarmes.
Years ago we lived in a town house, in a not very integrated neighborhood, I caught one of the dogs going after my tomato plants and yelled out the back door, Sam, you stupid black b!tch get in here. the dog’s name was Sambuca.
I went out to check the damage and there is my next door neighbor, roaring laughing. She knew I hadn’t seen her when I hollered and knew I was going to be mortified, which I was. Thank goodness she and I were good friends!
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