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Man Gets Ticket For Yelling At Cat
CBS Minnesota ^ | March 22, 2012

Posted on 03/23/2012 3:20:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man who was heard yelling obscenities at his cat was cited by police in Chaska, Minn.

According to the city’s police department, neighbors called in, complaining of the noise.

The man, who was not identified, admitted to authorities that he had been swearing loudly at the cat.

His defense to officers was that he is “human.”

Police said this is not the first time the man had been warned or cited for disorderly conduct.

He was issued a new citation for disorderly conduct for the recent incident.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; kittyping; minnesota; napl
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1 posted on 03/23/2012 3:20:30 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 03/23/2012 3:22:58 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: nickcarraway

My dog eats cats.....


3 posted on 03/23/2012 3:25:01 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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Barbra I'm ho-- what the hell's goin on?! Pictures, Images and Photos

Those cats are tramps.

4 posted on 03/23/2012 3:27:52 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: nickcarraway

Am I the only person who thinks that the world has taken a turn towards the bizarre lately?


5 posted on 03/23/2012 3:28:39 PM PDT by NMCicero
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LMAO ! !
6 posted on 03/23/2012 3:29:51 PM PDT by tomkat (FU.baraq)
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To: nickcarraway
According to the city’s police department, neighbors called in, complaining of the noise.

In Chaska?

Ah for crying out loud, go over to the Lions Tap and have a burger and beer and chill out!

7 posted on 03/23/2012 3:30:08 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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We passed towards the bizarre quite awhile ago, pilgrim     ;-)
8 posted on 03/23/2012 3:32:12 PM PDT by tomkat (FU.baraq)
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To: nickcarraway

Sheesh....hope they don’t hear me when I hear the “One” on radio or tv....


9 posted on 03/23/2012 3:37:36 PM PDT by goodnesswins (2012..."We mutually pledge our Lives, our Fortunes, and our Sacred Honor")
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My cat thinks his name is “dammit!”


10 posted on 03/23/2012 3:40:46 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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Definitely not.


11 posted on 03/23/2012 3:43:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: goodnesswins

Good to know it’s not just me....


12 posted on 03/23/2012 3:45:48 PM PDT by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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Lol, thank goodness I’m not alone :)


13 posted on 03/23/2012 3:57:28 PM PDT by NMCicero
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"...boy he's gonna be pissed when he finds out it's not his hat"

14 posted on 03/23/2012 3:59:12 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: tomkat

The news just keeps getting stranger by the day...


15 posted on 03/23/2012 3:59:35 PM PDT by NMCicero
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To: Slings and Arrows

This isn’t a PING


16 posted on 03/23/2012 4:12:04 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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To: al baby

ROTFL!!


17 posted on 03/23/2012 4:17:42 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: nickcarraway
I remember, years ago, we had a cat named Jabber (”Jasper” to some).

I walked into the living room one fine spring day to find him gnawing on the leaves of a plant.

JABBER!!! FREAKING KNOCK IT OFF!

He gave me a bored look, slowly blinked, and went back to gnawing on that plant.

JABBER!!! YOU ARE A BIG, FAT, PIECE OF CRAP!!!

And as I delivered my rapier witted insult, I noticed a fat, ugly, busy-body, hippie “woman” staring at me through my front window aghast.

AND SO ARE YOU!!! I addressed her.

Fortunately, that was in the days before cell phones or I'm sure I'd have to explain it to the gendarmes.

18 posted on 03/23/2012 4:18:46 PM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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I'm laughing uncontrollably and it really hurts.
19 posted on 03/23/2012 4:19:52 PM PDT by Excellence (9/11 was an act of faith.)
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To: South Hawthorne

Funny story.

Years ago we lived in a town house, in a not very integrated neighborhood, I caught one of the dogs going after my tomato plants and yelled out the back door, Sam, you stupid black b!tch get in here. the dog’s name was Sambuca.

I went out to check the damage and there is my next door neighbor, roaring laughing. She knew I hadn’t seen her when I hollered and knew I was going to be mortified, which I was. Thank goodness she and I were good friends!


20 posted on 03/23/2012 4:32:01 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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