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Drunk Moose Found Stuck in Tree
KPIC ^ | Mar 25, 2012

Posted on 03/25/2012 11:35:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.

Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.

With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.

(Excerpt) Read more at kpic.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: again; cheese; moose; sister

I thought the drunk moose thing happened in fall.

1 posted on 03/25/2012 11:35:21 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
..beats pink elephants.
2 posted on 03/25/2012 11:41:44 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass ( Kill all the terrorists, Protect all the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
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To: nickcarraway

He must have fallen in love with the tree.....Moose seem to fall in love with strange things, but I guess they don’t know what they are, lol.


3 posted on 03/25/2012 11:46:21 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch
Moose seem to fall in love with strange things, but I guess they don’t know what they are, lol.

Much like humans...

4 posted on 03/25/2012 11:48:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: potlatch

I thought the thread was about Michelle Obama.


5 posted on 03/25/2012 11:49:12 PM PDT by max americana
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To: max americana

“I thought the thread was about Michelle Obama.”

Ahahahaa.

She’s Chewbacca.

Or Sasquatch.


6 posted on 03/26/2012 12:03:29 AM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: nickcarraway
Lol, not me. Moose can't even judge from ‘the outside’ and we have to discern what's ‘inside’!
7 posted on 03/26/2012 12:07:54 AM PDT by potlatch
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To: max americana

Oh please, no Moosechelle pictures double please!!


8 posted on 03/26/2012 12:09:09 AM PDT by potlatch
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To: nickcarraway
For some reason when I read Drunk Moose Found Stuck in Tree I thought it was another foreign news account of the US President Obama.
9 posted on 03/26/2012 12:36:49 AM PDT by WesternPacific (Deafness has its Advantages)
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To: LyinLibs

Yup. The First Fat Ass.


10 posted on 03/26/2012 12:51:06 AM PDT by max americana
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To: nickcarraway

That moose has been in the tree for almost a year now.


11 posted on 03/26/2012 1:50:46 AM PDT by Domangart
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To: nickcarraway
Mammals in trees?
Nuthin new about that...



12 posted on 03/26/2012 1:59:32 AM PDT by djf (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2801220/posts)
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To: nickcarraway

Will this replace the pancake bunny?


13 posted on 03/26/2012 2:16:21 AM PDT by jocon307
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To: LyinLibs

NOOOO!
Wookie dang-it, Wookie.....hehehehe.


14 posted on 03/26/2012 2:19:52 AM PDT by redshawk (0pansy is a Liar)
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To: potlatch
"He must have fallen in love with the tree"

But it twas... "a female moose kicking about in the tree."

15 posted on 03/26/2012 2:20:44 AM PDT by Ron C.
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To: nickcarraway

I didn’t know they had moose in Sweden.


16 posted on 03/26/2012 2:23:24 AM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: nickcarraway

Gotta be careful around a drunken moose. They’re apt to bite, and møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...


17 posted on 03/26/2012 2:29:47 AM PDT by DemforBush (A Repo man is *always* intense!)
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To: MagnoliaB

Sweden actually has mani interesting furry animals, including the majestic møøse. You kan see them by the løveli lakes.


18 posted on 03/26/2012 2:33:14 AM PDT by DemforBush (A Repo man is *always* intense!)
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To: nickcarraway

"...got stuck in a tree once overnight, the line ain't gonna work when ya get home buddy"

19 posted on 03/26/2012 2:44:40 AM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Doogle

Not a single comment from the MSM on the Mooses sister...

This is Hugh and Series!!


20 posted on 03/26/2012 2:51:13 AM PDT by djf (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2801220/posts)
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To: DemforBush

You learn something new every day.


21 posted on 03/26/2012 3:05:44 AM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: nickcarraway
"Drunk Moose Found Stuck in Tree

two questions need answered?

What flavor cheese was involved in the incident? And, were any sisters bitten?

22 posted on 03/26/2012 3:09:20 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: djf

..and stay out of the shower till the bites heal


23 posted on 03/26/2012 3:09:47 AM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Mad Dawgg; Doogle

The only thing I will say is no matter what your sisters say, the moose beat me to it!


24 posted on 03/26/2012 3:20:49 AM PDT by djf (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2801220/posts)
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To: MagnoliaB

really?


25 posted on 03/26/2012 3:42:07 AM PDT by stuartcr ("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
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To: nickcarraway
It;s happened before.


26 posted on 03/26/2012 3:46:29 AM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: stuartcr

Really what?


27 posted on 03/26/2012 3:46:45 AM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: nickcarraway

Sept. 6 2011


28 posted on 03/26/2012 3:48:51 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: MagnoliaB

You really didn’t know there were moose in Sweden?


29 posted on 03/26/2012 3:49:35 AM PDT by stuartcr ("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
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To: stuartcr

No, I really didn’t. I thought they were a North American animal, as in Canada.


30 posted on 03/26/2012 4:12:22 AM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: stuartcr

I knew they had elk.


31 posted on 03/26/2012 4:15:49 AM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: MagnoliaB

ok. You can get in in lots of retsaurants throughout Scandanavia


32 posted on 03/26/2012 4:30:03 AM PDT by stuartcr ("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
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To: MagnoliaB
They call moose elk over their. Same critter.
33 posted on 03/26/2012 5:08:41 AM PDT by magslinger (If I wanted to vote for a Commie I would vote for Obammie. He has a chance of winning.)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

“Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tree out of my butt.”


34 posted on 03/26/2012 5:17:07 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Solyent Pink is Sheeple!!!!)
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To: nickcarraway
And the last line of the joke goes:
That's all right son, most of her dates just leave her hanging on the tree.
35 posted on 03/26/2012 5:54:10 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: DemforBush

——møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...-—

You are sure right . A moose once bit my sister and there is no end to the tales about that event


36 posted on 03/26/2012 6:04:45 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ..... Crucifixion is coming)
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To: nickcarraway

The moose’s beeber was probably stuned.


37 posted on 03/26/2012 6:17:39 AM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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To: Ron C.
[But it twas... "a female moose kicking about in the tree."]

Lol, I overlooked reading that!

But - are you saying a female Moose can't fall in love with a tree??.....snicker.

38 posted on 03/26/2012 3:48:02 PM PDT by potlatch
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