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Three monkeys on the loose in Fla.
upi ^ | March. 29, 2012

Posted on 03/30/2012 8:17:35 AM PDT by JoeProBono

BRONSON, Fla., -- Sheriff's deputies in Florida are searching for three monkeys who've been spotted roaming near Williston, Fla.

The Levy County Sheriff's Office said residents in the area of County Road 318/335 reported seeing three monkeys Thursday and deputies searched the area but were unable to locate the animals.

Deputies, however, did discover a fence post with scratches believed to have been left by the monkeys and some hair that seems to have been shed by the animals.

Residents said the monkeys had discovered pet food in their carports and left huge messes.

The sheriff's office said Florida Fish & Wildlife officers have been informed of the situation and are expected to place traps for the monkeys.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: monkey


1 posted on 03/30/2012 8:17:38 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Yeah, Romney, Santorum and Ron Paul.

But wait... didn’t Florida already hold it’s primary?


2 posted on 03/30/2012 8:19:10 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: samtheman
Are they wearing hoodies?



Yea, my bad.
3 posted on 03/30/2012 8:20:40 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: JoeProBono

Oh we aren’t gonna go there are we?


4 posted on 03/30/2012 8:21:43 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
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To: JoeProBono

Resisting... not gonna say it and risk banishment.


5 posted on 03/30/2012 8:22:02 AM PDT by ScottinVA (A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
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To: JoeProBono
Residents said the monkeys had discovered pet food in their carports and left huge messes.

Damned OWSers. They're everywhere.

7 posted on 03/30/2012 8:23:18 AM PDT by ScottinVA (A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
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To: Rightly Biased

Lol! I bet this thread gets locked fast! Too tempting...too tempting...


8 posted on 03/30/2012 8:23:29 AM PDT by apillar
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To: dblshot

Wit skittzels n ice teeees!!


9 posted on 03/30/2012 8:23:34 AM PDT by mkboyce
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To: JoeProBono

Those aren’t monkeys! They’re politicians! Get ‘em!


10 posted on 03/30/2012 8:24:18 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time to WEAN the government off of our money.)
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To: JoeProBono
Put them to work...


11 posted on 03/30/2012 8:27:16 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1165 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: JoeProBono

Too easy


12 posted on 03/30/2012 8:28:39 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
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To: JoeProBono
Three monkeys on the loose in Fla.

MZT's?

13 posted on 03/30/2012 8:30:25 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (I will vote against ANY presidential candidate who had non-citizen parents.)
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To: JoeProBono
Deputies, however, did discover a fence post with scratches believed to have been left by the monkeys and some hair that seems to have been shed by the animals.

What'd they do... break for a pole dance???

14 posted on 03/30/2012 8:30:57 AM PDT by ScottinVA (A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
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To: null and void


15 posted on 03/30/2012 8:32:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Probably best to just stay out of their way.

16 posted on 03/30/2012 8:32:57 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (If we had a President, he'd look like Newt.)
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To: dblshot


17 posted on 03/30/2012 8:39:12 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Wow, only one comment removed so far.

Come on, FReepers, step it up.


18 posted on 03/30/2012 9:10:14 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound (.)
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To: JoeProBono

Gore, Carter, and Kerry.


19 posted on 03/30/2012 9:12:44 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: JoeProBono

20 posted on 03/30/2012 9:12:51 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Future Snake Eater


21 posted on 03/30/2012 9:23:50 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono
And, when those oh-so-naughty monkeys are finally caught up with, are they going to be spanked?

the infowarrior

22 posted on 03/30/2012 9:23:55 AM PDT by infowarrior
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23 posted on 03/30/2012 9:36:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

lol

24 posted on 03/30/2012 9:42:35 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: JoeProBono
Evil Monkiez?


25 posted on 03/30/2012 9:54:37 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (3 little children murdered by islam, Toulouse March 2012 . Time for the Final Crusade!!!!!)
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27 posted on 03/30/2012 10:03:33 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Mitt Romney is SEVERELY conservative - and I'm SEVERELY against giving him my vote!)
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To: JoeProBono

What a conundrum! Which three RAT-Lib-Commies could it be??


28 posted on 03/30/2012 10:20:27 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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. . . residents in the area of County Road 318/335 reported seeing three monkeys Thursday and deputies searched the area but were unable to locate the animals.

Any Burmese pythons around?

29 posted on 03/30/2012 10:33:29 AM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: COBOL2Java


30 posted on 03/30/2012 1:51:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: samtheman

I thought 2 of them were named Jesse and Sharpton...


31 posted on 03/30/2012 4:51:28 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: JoeProBono

Were they jumping on the bed? (And where are the other two?)


32 posted on 03/31/2012 12:44:13 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I tried to buy a hoodie today but the store manager said they had all been shoplifted.)
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