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I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!
Posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!
I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.
It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!
Everyone one here is gay!
Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; braking; dannyh; mentaldefective; unnngh; zotttttt
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To: Danny Gelding
Oooh, it’s Danny H version 10.0!!!
We still won’t respect you in the morning.
To: Danny Gelding; Lazamataz
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:47:12 PM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: cripplecreek
NOT THIS SH@@ AGAIN!
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:47:33 PM PDT
by
sheikdetailfeather
("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
To: Danny Gelding
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:47:49 PM PDT
by
mkjessup
(0bama squats to pee.)
To: Danny Gelding
Is that the best you can do? Geez... hardly worth messing with.
IBTZ
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:47:49 PM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Never take a known wise-@$$ shooting with you.)
To: Danny Gelding
IBTZ. I never get IBTZ. Yay for me.
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:47:52 PM PDT
by
Colonel_Flagg
(Myth Romney: "Governor Goodhair" is really just a Whig.)
To: chicken head
LOL— i bet it is MILT And who exactly is "Milt"?
To: Danny Gelding
It’s an April Scumbag!
I mean fool.
Whatever.
To: Danny Gelding
lol.
This is a guy who infects the Texas board on occasion being mocked apparently.
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:48:49 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: Danny Gelding; Old Sarge; darkwing104; Old Lady; TheOldLady; rabscuttle385; 50mm; Atom Smasher; ...
Somebody ready the net...................
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
--H.L. Mencken, The Sage of Baltimore
To: Danny Gelding
You so crazy!
You B @No_Limit_Danny!
To: Danny Gelding
I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE.Must be Mitt Romney!
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:49:34 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: Danny Gelding
Everyone one here is gay!
Your right. You found me out you silly goose. Now everyone knows who I am...
Your post is lame though.
IBTZ.
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:49:52 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Danny Gelding
So after a hard day of turd burgling you decided to drop in and say hi?
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:49:58 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: Danny Gelding
I still appreciate this guy for giving me my tag line. :)
I get the occasional spam email from him as well. I just ignore it.
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:50:52 PM PDT
by
Pox
(Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
To: Danny Gelding
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:50:54 PM PDT
by
APatientMan
(Pick a side)
To: Danny Gelding
"Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side.."
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:51:29 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: humblegunner
I am freedomposter and I approve of your post.
And often I don’t.
This is certainly a case where “Darwinism is a good thing” applies.
IBTZ
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:51:31 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Danny Gelding
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:52:05 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
To: Danny Gelding
"Everyone one here is gay!" This is what I really get a kick out of. These libtards pieces of chit spend half their day telling each other how they just love anything that is LGBT or whatever current acronym/misnomer they're hiding behind this week. Then,when they find themselves confronted with rational conservatism, they start yelling and calling the Conservatives gay, pervs, or teabaggers.
I wonder if they really can't see how ridiculous they look or if they're just too stupid to put it together.
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:52:21 PM PDT
by
skimbell
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NOT THIS SH@@ AGAIN!