Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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I can point you to several years worth of documentary evidence. (See Post 85.)
I have been laughing my -— off ever since I read the several reactions to the censer.....
Yes, I do think Sionnsar could be drafted for some Galician shindig in the great beyond. In fact, it was a piper wielding a Gaeta that got him thinking how much he loved bagpipes. That is where it all started.....
Lawn service rolls over, pulls a blanket tightly over his head, and moans.
Brilliant idea! I was just talking to a couple at church last night, who said they had some new baby goats unicorns.
Ohyah...I lieks dat kitteh!
Wonky Moggie!
I just got back from Walmart. I tweaked my left knee a little so I need to put ice on it or wrap it or both. I don’t think I’ll be going there again til the 3rd of May.
I didn’t look at carpet sweepers or vacuums because I didn’t have the money to get either one, and prices may change. With the amount of Stig feathers and seed debris that collect in the tight spaces, I really do need a vacuum. Maybe I can borrow busdaddy’s once in a while.
In the meantime, I’m tired! LOLZ!
This is my favorite hangout in the entire universe!
Next time somebody tells me they’ve been referred for years of psychotherapeutic interventions, I’ll refer them here. Instant attitude adjustment. :)
Have a great day, y’all!
I find that nothing is too difficult, as long as I have the Undead Thread!
Bill is 18 today. He finally got up! We all went to the Stations of the Cross at noon, and now DP has taken Pat to buy blank CDs so he can have recordings of Jake Shimabukuro, the ukulele virtuoso.
I keep having to change Kathleen’s diapers on the floor, because the changing table and her bed have catballs. If you tell them to move, they just display a claw and then curl up more tightly. (Sort of the like the Epic Fail Lawn Service, if he had claws.)
You need a nice early afternoon nap, then followed by a mid-early afternoon nap, and a late early afternoon nap. Then you could take an early mid-afternoon nap, a mid-mid-afternoon nap, and a late mid-afternoon nap followed by an early late afternoon nap, a mid-late afternoon nap, and a late mid-afternoon nap followed by an early evening....
Huh? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Do you need coffee?
Yes!
Happy Birthday to Bill!
Darn! I was so close to having a complete poem, too.
LOL! That’s OK. I completed it in my mind.
No way? We use them too!
In fact they took down a dead tree today without taking out the hydro lines. I may have to pay them this time.
Wow, that’s beautiful LoM!
Happy Birthday Bill!
Wow, I'm impressed!
He couldn’t get his adult driver’s license that would let him drive after 9:00 p.m., because the DMV was closed. I assume we’ll be seeing him at home before 9:00 tonight.
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