Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Monkey Face]

Thanks for taking over the move, nully!

I’m sure that Darks would approve, and I’m also sure his parental unit will keep him apprised of the UT, not to mention his One-Of-A-Kind Sister!

[Monkey Face]

Thongie?

[Not A Snowbird]

A cheeseburger thread?

Where’s T-C with her LOLCat pics?

[Monkey Face]

#1684 on the last UT. We just moved, I think. It was probably nap time for TC and her Chicklette.

I’m late. I left the house at 0615 and finally got home at 1150. Three buses, one mimosa/quesedilla breakfast, a pair of glasses and a three-and-a-half mile walk later...

I didn’t get everything done, but the breakfast was a nice treat!

[JRios1968]

Those double cheeseburgers are really tasty.

[dforest]

Looking at the title, I wasn’t sure if the accused prostitute or the cheeseburgers were now off the dollar menu.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!!!!

I was going to post Pongie Thongie.....but chickened out!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

” I wasn’t sure if the accused prostitute or the cheeseburgers were now off the dollar menu.”

They are both back on....”surf & turf”

[Political Junkie Too]

Everything was fine until he asked her to hold the pickle.

-PJ

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

I had to fill in the gap.
Er. I had to help you out. I mean, you ARE my Hottie, yes? ;o]

[Monkey Face]

ROTFL!

[Tax-chick]

Yep, it was naptime. We’ll have catz tomorrow, I promise.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"pingie thingie..."

Heh. You said "thingie".

Thanks for the directions to the new hangout. "Hold the pickle."

That was LOLzy.

[Monkey Face]

Kewl!
I thought of having a photo taken with the Easter Bunny at the mall so I could show off my new glasses, but the kiosk didn’t open until 10:00 and I KNEW my bus would reach the stop before that, and I wasn’t willing to wait another hour.

It meant I couldn’t stop at Build-A-Bear and get a Kermit, too, but life is a series of compromises. Maybe next month...

Because of all the walking I did today, my legs are killing me. As a result, I don’t want to get up! I will, no doubt, have leg cramps tonight, but I will endure!

Somehow, I will try to get a photo taken in the next few weeks. I think busdaddy wants a portrait done...the last one we had done was in 1990...(YOIKS!!!)

[Monkey Face]

SJB said “Pongie” and I said “Thongie,” so we are good to go!

It’s good to see you packed up and came along! Did you stop in the library for some libations and appropriate snacks? Of course, we always have Room Service, in case you prefer to settle into the new digs in your own style!

Please remember that the cleaning crews are rather short, and pulling scanty articles of clothing off the ceiling fans will require a large gratuity.

[stephenjohnbanker]

: )

[fanfan]

There is a pingie thingie on the floor. Where did that come from?

Oh, Hi Nully!

[Cyber Liberty]

Ah, there it is. You chose wisely, nully. Nice place this month! Darks will be pleased.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"Did you stop in the library for some libations and appropriate snacks?"

If by "library" you mean "bar", then I'm still there.

Moving is thirsty work, you know.