Decisions decisions!
Posted on 04/13/2012 8:15:48 PM PDT by Olog-hai
Back in May 2007, Dr. Izzat Atiya, head of Al Azhar University’s Department of Hadith, issued a fatwa, or Islamic legal decree, saying that female workers should “breastfeed” their male co-workers in order to work in each other’s company. According to the BBC:
He said that if a woman fed a male colleague “directly from her breast” at least five times they would establish a family bond and thus be allowed to be alone together at work. “Breast feeding an adult puts an end to the problem of the private meeting, and does not ban marriage,” he ruled. “A woman at work can take off the veil or reveal her hair in front of someone whom she breastfed.”Atiya based his fatwa on a hadith—a documented saying or doing of Islam’s prophet Muhammad and subsequently one of Sharia law’s sources of jurisprudence. Many Egyptians naturally protested this decree—hadith or no hadith—though no one could really demonstrate how it was un-Islamic; for the fatwa conformed to the strictures of Islamic jurisprudence. Still, due to the protests—not many Egyptian women were eager to “breastfeed” their male coworkers—the fatwa receded, and that was that.
However, because it was never truly rebutted, it kept making comebacks. …
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Seriously!
They think God gives them a team of virginal sex partners in heaven? So they believe God is a pimp? What do women get again? Hooker boots?
Those freaks are insane!
You’ll are going to fat-tahs issued against you because of the nasty things you’re saying about islam.
I just want to know is when the woman is administering to the man’s hungers at work, is she allowed to remove her burqua?
Or does the man eat his lunch under the burqua?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Wow, my first thought was “Islam is finally facing its recruiting problems.”
However, because it was never truly rebutted, it kept making comebacks. …
That sounds quite like the MORMON experience with POLYGAMY!
Oh YEAH?? Just TRY it, Buster!!
Alrighty then!!
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Just goes to show why lib/progressive dems get along so well with muslims, if it feels good - do it. They’ll both pass a law saying so!
And THEN, a male member of this "religion" should attempt to become the high "priest" of the US so these benefits might be available to every male....oh, wait....
Islam. It’s like a clown car with guns.
Maybe they get to wear something more fashionable than an eighth century barbecue cover.
What other religion portrays heaven as a sensual orgy?
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Mormonism (I’m serious). And they also have multiple partners with women as basically sex slaves and baby machines. Can you imagine being pregnant for eternity?
Thank for this link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCfbYkXtHuA . I watched the first part. I’ll have to watch the rest later. Good stuff.
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