Skip to comments.Liberal Magazine Encourages Readers To Support Occupy Wall Street...By Applying For Its Visa Card
Posted on 04/15/2012 7:36:29 AM PDT by ak267
I knew OWS wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but this is just too funny.
(Excerpt) Read more at floppingaces.net ...
Gives “don’t leave home without it” a whole new meaning.
Now why would a credit card company give a credit card to someone who doesn’t work and hangs out in tents?
I give up.
Cringing inducing buffoonery is the norm.
“Now why would a credit card company give a credit card to someone who doesnt work and hangs out in tents?”
Brings down the system that much quicker. Which bank is it? We pull our accounts out of that bank then take the card. Max it out on conservatve companies.
Then scream that the company ins’t too big t fail and put it out of business.
Reminds me of the late Bill Hicks’ routine, although he was a lefty as they come:
By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing kill yourself.
No, no, no its just a little thought. Im just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, theyll take root I dont know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.
Seriously though, if you are, do.
Aaah, no really, theres no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satans little helpers. Okay kill yourself seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, youre going, theres going to be a joke coming, theres no joke coming. You are Satans spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. Kill yourself. It’s the only way to save your soul, kill yourself.
I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, Oh, you know what Bills doing, hes going for that anti-marketing dollar. Thats a good market, hes very smart.
Oh man, I am not doing that. !
Ooh, you know what Bills doing now, hes going for the righteous indignation dollar. Thats a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. Weve done research huge market. Hes doing a good thing.
Quit putting a dollar sign on every thing on this planet!
Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bills very bright to do that.
God, Im just caught in a web
Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar
UMB must be the latest rope salesman.
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