I saw a Star Trekker with a phaser in his hand
Walking through the halls of the Federation
He was looking for a place called Spacedock West
Gonna get a big cache of tricorders
Aaoooooo!
Star Trekkers of London!
Aaoooooo! (Repeat)
If you hear him beamin’ in through your bulkheads
Better stun him right away
Two klingons got decapitated last night
Star Trekkers of London again
Asoooooo!
Star Trekkers of London!
Aaoooooo! (Repeat)
Well, I saw Bill Shatner walking with Nimoy
Doing the Star Trekkers of London
Well, I saw Bill Shatner walking with Nimoy
Doing the Star Trekkers of London
I saw a Bill Shatner drinking a pina colada at Ten Foward
And his toupee was perfect
Asoooooo!
Star Trekkers of London!
Aaoooooo! (Repeat)