Take up a chainsaw and cut em up. How freaking hard is that. If they are frozen then it’s no big deal. Sheesh.
Cut em up and spread the pieces and parts for the wildlife.
Cats and Black Bear and magpies will have a feast.
Why is it Government ALWAYS does Shiat the most expensive and time comsuming way.
Use of a chainsaw would dirty the uniforms of our overlords. Not to mention the damage to the shine on their jackboots caused by the flying bits of cow sawdust (cow chips seems misleading in this context) flying out of the chainsaw.
Maroons is right!
Also consider - the cows got in there, there was no “cow” food in there, they are no bigger than when they walked in (they weren’t magically transported into the cabin) - get a horse and a rope and drag ‘em out through the same opening they used to get in there in the first place.
Such a problem! Country boys deal with stuff like this on a daily basis, but government workers and green-weinies have to make a federal case out of it!