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Posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen


Hitler finds out Obama ate his dog!

* BREAKING NEWS: It’s still true that Obama ate a dog.

* Romney says this election is about jobs, though, and not which presidential candidate may or may not be tempted to eat fluffy little puppies. In fact, what is the worse label for Obama: “dog-eater” or “guy responsible for the current state of the economy”?

Some of the Obama-bots are still trying to rescue the dog issue for Obama as they would much rather fight on that field than the more substantial issues where Obama has failed immensely. I even had a number of people on Twitter try to insist that what Romney did was super serious but what Obama did isn’t important. To which the proper response is “OBAMA ATE A DOG!!!” If the Dems want silly side-issues, the dog-eating president is going to star.

* Millionaire Obama is trying to strike against Romney’s wealth saying, “I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.” Okay, what’s less relatable to: guy with silver spoon in mouth or guy with dog in his mouth?

And is Obama claiming he can relate to the common man because he built himself up with such normal blue collar jobs as “community organizer” and “memoir writer”? He’s just a normal guy like you who eats dog, hangs out with domestic terrorists, and goes to a crazy racist preacher ranting about the CIA creating AIDS. And he ate a dog. Did I already mention that?

* I’d like to thank the GSA for demonstrating government spending in such a clear way. It’s nice to know what the money would go to if we raised taxes on the rich. See, the choice is never do we want the rich or the poor to have the money, it’s whether we want people who are responsible with their money to keep it or whether that should instead be taken and given to people who are extremely irresponsible with money. If you choose the later, please punch yourself until you understand the error of your ways.

* The Secret Service are meeting with Ted Nugent. And they’re going to do it in Colombia. It’s going to be a crazy party.

* Young people are apparently not excited about Obama or Romney this election year. That’s cool; we really need to start teaching people at a young age to despise all politicians.

* Acura is in trouble for having a casting call for one of their ads where they wanted an African-American who wasn’t “too dark”. The funny thing is, they could have just put out a casting call for a white guy and not gotten into any trouble. Acting is that last place where blatant racial discrimination is tolerated. I guess racism is okay if it’s for “art”.

* Wisdom of the Day from Jon Gabriel:


President Obama is gearing up for his presidential campaign. He's creating a new series of ads. The first ad boasts "just last week my Secret Service created jobs for 11 Colombian women.

The Secret Service prostitution scandal has gotten worse because apparently agents were also snorting cocaine. However, in the agents' defense, the Colombian hotels offer cocaine in the mini bar.

Conservatives are now criticizing President Obama because as a child in Indonesia he sometimes ate dog meat. But on the plus side, Obama is now polling very well among cats.

The Megamillions story is getting interested. The married couple in their 60s who won the Megamillions lottery says they giggled about it for hours, and by giggle they mean nervously plotted to murder each other. President Obama talked about the Secret Service prostitution scandal, saying he’s reserving judgment until all the facts are in, or at least until he figures out a way to blame this on Mitt Romney.

 

 
Obama ate a dog...

Obama said people talk to him like he’s a dog. Well, you are what you eat.

Maybe I’m overreacting, but I’m pretty afraid of what will happen when Obama meets with my representative Raul Labrador.

You can disagree with Romney’s transportation method, but his dog always arrived at the destination alive and uneaten.

Quiet! You’re all making baby Obama cry!

Obama was surprised when he went to see The Hunger Games and it wasn’t about dog racing.

TEACHER: “What sound does a dog make?”
LITTLE BARACK: “Usually a sort of sizzle.”

Obama 2012: “How much is that doggie in the window?”

“Ann Romney never worked a day in her life!”
“She also never ate a dog.”

Some people don’t seem to have a coherent politically philosophy beyond that they like sneering at everyone.

So was the Obama team really expecting to ride the roof of Romney’s car all the way to reelection?

Obama 2012: “Reelect me president or I’ll eat this dog.”

Obama: “Romney can’t relate with the common man; he probably only eats purebreds.”

So what would Obama rather be talking about? How he eats dogs or the state of the economy?

He might actually publicly chomp down on a poodle just to keep people from talking about the bigger issues.

Had a few people try and tell me the Romney thing was horrible but Obama dog-eating is nothing. My response: nomnomnom

 



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10 Ways That Obama Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and Into the Light

Weird soundbites coming out of this campaign.

Like this oddball statement from the First Lady:

[Michelle] Obama closed by asking the audience three times, “Are you in?”

“Because I am so in,” she said over the applause. “We have an amazing story to tell. This president has brought us out of the dark and into the light.”

Now generally that’s a metaphor for something GOOD happening to you, but given Barack’s unmitigated record of disaster, it can’t possibly be true in this case. So maybe she meant it like:
______________

1) The obvious death-metaphor of “walking toward the light.”

2) Train tunnel. Train coming. Obama likes trains.

3) Sunny, breezy, summer day. The roof of your house blows off.

4) Meditating with a single candle. Your curtains catch on fire.

5) Sleeping peacefully at 3am, the EPA exercises a no-knock warrant by throwing a flash-grenade through your window to remind you to use compact fluorescent bulbs.

6) You’re an old-school vampire and your name’s not Blade.

7) “You develop your own film? Cool! Let’s have a look at what’s soaking in the tray!” [click]

8) Out parking with your best girl and Officer McNosy puts 1500 lumens into your eyes.

9) Anyone remember the end of “Stalag 17″?

10) Oh look! Cyclops took his visor off!


 
 

1 posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP!! Woohoo!!!! It’s finally Friday!!!


2 posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:45 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOO HOO TGIF


3 posted on 04/20/2012 5:48:52 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Currentriverrat

Hell yeah its friday!!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 04/20/2012 5:50:35 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Lucky9teen

In Before the Ping - Hotdamn!!


5 posted on 04/20/2012 5:52:15 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lucky9teen

In !!!


6 posted on 04/20/2012 5:53:35 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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Comment #7 Removed by Moderator

To: Lucky9teen

8 posted on 04/20/2012 6:02:08 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: ShadowAce

No. 7.


9 posted on 04/20/2012 6:02:13 AM PDT by eCSMaster (Conservative patriots, Rise up!)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!
10 posted on 04/20/2012 6:12:00 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen
DUDE, That Dog head....is like....freaky!

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/college_or_weed-13186.jpg

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000271806/polls_funny_pictures_cat_smokes_catnip_1527_683589_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

http://www.soccerladuma.co.za/ayoba/file/pic/photo/2011/06/SIR%2520ESPANA-obama-smoking-weed.jpg

11 posted on 04/20/2012 6:14:43 AM PDT by KC_Lion (I will NEVER vote for Romney, the GOP will go the way of the Whigs if they nominate him)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

At your best: You are uninhibited, funny, and relaxed.

What people like about being around you: You're friendly, welcoming, and easy to talk to.

What people dislike about being around you: You're a little sloppy and careless.

How addicted people get to you: A fair amount, though they tend to deny it.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

12 posted on 04/20/2012 6:19:05 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 15? Top 20?


13 posted on 04/20/2012 6:30:37 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top < 100!


14 posted on 04/20/2012 6:33:30 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator

Top Twenty!! Yee haw!! :)


15 posted on 04/20/2012 6:45:40 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (If you want to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan for dealing with his teeth.)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before 20! Woot!


16 posted on 04/20/2012 6:46:25 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: ShadowAce

FINALLY. OFST! I’m always up and gone to work before it’s posted, so I should get an honorary top ten posting status!


17 posted on 04/20/2012 6:47:12 AM PDT by Big Giant Head
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To: Lucky9teen

18 posted on 04/20/2012 6:48:07 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: Lucky9teen

VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND...

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of
me Life, between the legs of me wife !”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night.”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street
Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me and I was a bit surprised myself...
You know, he’s only been in there twice in the last four years.
“Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep”.


19 posted on 04/20/2012 6:50:57 AM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Lucky9teen
HOT DOG IT'S FRIDAY!!!


20 posted on 04/20/2012 6:58:08 AM PDT by red-dawg
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21 posted on 04/20/2012 6:59:26 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: red-dawg

22 posted on 04/20/2012 7:00:53 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy 420 all!!!


23 posted on 04/20/2012 7:10:04 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Lucky9teen; All
While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage.

The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...

"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."

24 posted on 04/20/2012 7:11:34 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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To: OB1kNOb

re:18

ROFLMAO!!!!!

ty 4 the giggles!


25 posted on 04/20/2012 7:30:05 AM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.bible.ca/indexsalvation.htm)
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To: Lucky9teen

Jerry Garcia and Eric Clapton are captured by a tribe of cannibals in the South Pacific. Before they are to be killed and cooked for the night’s feast, the tribe’s chief asks them if they have any final requests.

Jerry says, “Just hand me a guitar and let me play ‘Dark Star’ one last time.”

The chief then turns to Eric and asks, “How about you?”

Eric replies, “Kill me before he starts.”


26 posted on 04/20/2012 7:41:53 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

A few more Deadhead jokes...

Q: How do you know when a Deadhead has been sleeping in your house?
A: He still is.
Q: How do you know he’s about to leave?
A: The phone bill comes in the mail.

Q: What did the Deadhead say when he came down from his acid trip?
A: “God, this music sucks!”

Q: How do you keep a Deadhead out of your stash?
A: Hide it in the bathtub.

Q: How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 50,000. One to change it, 499 to tape the event, and the rest to follow the bulb all over the country until it burns out.


27 posted on 04/20/2012 7:45:15 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: Lucky9teen
OBAMA COCKER, OBAMA COCKER SPANIEL
28 posted on 04/20/2012 7:48:25 AM PDT by FrankR
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To: tomkow6
What goes clip...clop...clip...clop...BANG !!!! ...clip clop...clip..clop.... ?

An Amish drive by shooting.

29 posted on 04/20/2012 8:01:25 AM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance.)
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To: llevrok

#30 and still beat the ping?


30 posted on 04/20/2012 8:02:14 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: gorush

Muldoon walks into the local pub all beat up and bloody. Split lip, ear cut off, 2 black eyes, broken nose.

Bartender: “Jesus, Mary and Joseph..Muldoon, what happen ?

Muldoon: “I was in a fight with Murphy.”

Bartender: “Murphy ???” That sawed-off runt couldn’t take you on his best day and your worst ! “ He must have had someting in his fist”

Muldoon: “aye..he had a shovel and commenced to beat me severely about the head”.

Bartender: “Surely you must have had something in your fist also ?”

Muldoon: “aye..Mrs. Murphy’s left breast, and a ting of beauty it twas too...but utter useless in a fight”Murphy ???


31 posted on 04/20/2012 8:17:36 AM PDT by stylin19a
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To: gorush

Muldoon walks into the local pub all beat up and bloody. Split lip, ear cut off, 2 black eyes, broken nose.

Bartender: “Jesus, Mary and Joseph..Muldoon, what happen ?

Muldoon: “I was in a fight with Murphy.”

Bartender: “Murphy ???” That sawed-off runt couldn’t take you on his best day and your worst ! “ He must have had someting in his fist”

Muldoon: “aye..he had a shovel and commenced to beat me severely about the head”.

Bartender: “Surely you must have had something in your fist also ?”

Muldoon: “aye..Mrs. Murphy’s left breast, and a ting of beauty it twas too...but utter useless in a fight”


32 posted on 04/20/2012 8:19:07 AM PDT by stylin19a
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To: r-q-tek86; Lucky9teen
post #7 was the ping.

What happened to it, Lucky?

33 posted on 04/20/2012 8:20:26 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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IBTP?


34 posted on 04/20/2012 8:22:21 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Lucky9teen
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35 posted on 04/20/2012 8:24:34 AM PDT by Sax
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To: ShadowAce; Lucky9teen
post #7 was the ping.

Was your ping naughty?

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Lucky! She has been setting alight to our OFST Ping, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

36 posted on 04/20/2012 8:32:39 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: red-dawg

37 posted on 04/20/2012 8:33:38 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Lucky9teen

38 posted on 04/20/2012 8:41:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge

39 posted on 04/20/2012 8:45:46 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen
Not really sillines but i got a good chuckle out of this one.

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he
couldn’t fly the American flag in his yard. So…


40 posted on 04/20/2012 8:46:54 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: KC_Lion

Dude....my PING was removed by the moderator....what’s up with that?

I have no clue what was wrong with that post...


41 posted on 04/20/2012 9:05:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
Admin mod pulled my ping post....I'm truly bewildered as to why.







CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



 

42 posted on 04/20/2012 9:11:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Dude.........That must be becuase....(snicker)....

...Just must have been too awesome....ya know.......

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/0561382f3fe0f82710db0cc87a21e468/124535%20-%20derp%20drugs%20marijuana%20SHED.MOV%20spike%20weed.png

43 posted on 04/20/2012 9:22:26 AM PDT by KC_Lion (I will NEVER vote for Romney, the GOP will go the way of the Whigs if they nominate him)
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To: Lucky9teen

44 posted on 04/20/2012 9:23:03 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: KC_Lion

45 posted on 04/20/2012 9:24:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Old Sarge
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

At your best: You understand the world completely, and every ordinary experience is sublime.

What people like about being around you: You say and do the craziest things. You're very entertaining.

What people dislike about being around you: You're unpredictable. Your mood swings are quite intense.

How addicted people get to you: They pretty much don't get addicted to you.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist

46 posted on 04/20/2012 9:27:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: secret garden

More like IB&ATP. :)


47 posted on 04/20/2012 9:30:07 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: Old Sarge
Mine too.
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

At your best: You are uninhibited, funny, and relaxed.

What people like about being around you: You're friendly, welcoming, and easy to talk to.

What people dislike about being around you: You're a little sloppy and careless.

How addicted people get to you: A fair amount, though they tend to deny it.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

48 posted on 04/20/2012 9:30:26 AM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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To: martin_fierro

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.


49 posted on 04/20/2012 9:31:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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LOL! That’s a good one!


50 posted on 04/20/2012 9:32:23 AM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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