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Posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen


Hitler finds out Obama ate his dog!

* BREAKING NEWS: It’s still true that Obama ate a dog.

* Romney says this election is about jobs, though, and not which presidential candidate may or may not be tempted to eat fluffy little puppies. In fact, what is the worse label for Obama: “dog-eater” or “guy responsible for the current state of the economy”?

Some of the Obama-bots are still trying to rescue the dog issue for Obama as they would much rather fight on that field than the more substantial issues where Obama has failed immensely. I even had a number of people on Twitter try to insist that what Romney did was super serious but what Obama did isn’t important. To which the proper response is “OBAMA ATE A DOG!!!” If the Dems want silly side-issues, the dog-eating president is going to star.

* Millionaire Obama is trying to strike against Romney’s wealth saying, “I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.” Okay, what’s less relatable to: guy with silver spoon in mouth or guy with dog in his mouth?

And is Obama claiming he can relate to the common man because he built himself up with such normal blue collar jobs as “community organizer” and “memoir writer”? He’s just a normal guy like you who eats dog, hangs out with domestic terrorists, and goes to a crazy racist preacher ranting about the CIA creating AIDS. And he ate a dog. Did I already mention that?

* I’d like to thank the GSA for demonstrating government spending in such a clear way. It’s nice to know what the money would go to if we raised taxes on the rich. See, the choice is never do we want the rich or the poor to have the money, it’s whether we want people who are responsible with their money to keep it or whether that should instead be taken and given to people who are extremely irresponsible with money. If you choose the later, please punch yourself until you understand the error of your ways.

* The Secret Service are meeting with Ted Nugent. And they’re going to do it in Colombia. It’s going to be a crazy party.

* Young people are apparently not excited about Obama or Romney this election year. That’s cool; we really need to start teaching people at a young age to despise all politicians.

* Acura is in trouble for having a casting call for one of their ads where they wanted an African-American who wasn’t “too dark”. The funny thing is, they could have just put out a casting call for a white guy and not gotten into any trouble. Acting is that last place where blatant racial discrimination is tolerated. I guess racism is okay if it’s for “art”.

* Wisdom of the Day from Jon Gabriel:


President Obama is gearing up for his presidential campaign. He's creating a new series of ads. The first ad boasts "just last week my Secret Service created jobs for 11 Colombian women.

The Secret Service prostitution scandal has gotten worse because apparently agents were also snorting cocaine. However, in the agents' defense, the Colombian hotels offer cocaine in the mini bar.

Conservatives are now criticizing President Obama because as a child in Indonesia he sometimes ate dog meat. But on the plus side, Obama is now polling very well among cats.

The Megamillions story is getting interested. The married couple in their 60s who won the Megamillions lottery says they giggled about it for hours, and by giggle they mean nervously plotted to murder each other. President Obama talked about the Secret Service prostitution scandal, saying he’s reserving judgment until all the facts are in, or at least until he figures out a way to blame this on Mitt Romney.

 

 
Obama ate a dog...

Obama said people talk to him like he’s a dog. Well, you are what you eat.

Maybe I’m overreacting, but I’m pretty afraid of what will happen when Obama meets with my representative Raul Labrador.

You can disagree with Romney’s transportation method, but his dog always arrived at the destination alive and uneaten.

Quiet! You’re all making baby Obama cry!

Obama was surprised when he went to see The Hunger Games and it wasn’t about dog racing.

TEACHER: “What sound does a dog make?”
LITTLE BARACK: “Usually a sort of sizzle.”

Obama 2012: “How much is that doggie in the window?”

“Ann Romney never worked a day in her life!”
“She also never ate a dog.”

Some people don’t seem to have a coherent politically philosophy beyond that they like sneering at everyone.

So was the Obama team really expecting to ride the roof of Romney’s car all the way to reelection?

Obama 2012: “Reelect me president or I’ll eat this dog.”

Obama: “Romney can’t relate with the common man; he probably only eats purebreds.”

So what would Obama rather be talking about? How he eats dogs or the state of the economy?

He might actually publicly chomp down on a poodle just to keep people from talking about the bigger issues.

Had a few people try and tell me the Romney thing was horrible but Obama dog-eating is nothing. My response: nomnomnom

 



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To: r-q-tek86; Lucky9teen

Looks like Lucky’s getting a spanking!


51 posted on 04/20/2012 9:33:34 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Well, then she needs a spanking.


52 posted on 04/20/2012 9:35:06 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JRios1968

“You must spank her good and well, and then you may do with her as you like. And then... spank me!”

You guys really shouldn’t have brought up MP&HG. I have memorized almost the entire script.


53 posted on 04/20/2012 9:38:56 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Lucky19 is in great peril


54 posted on 04/20/2012 9:51:10 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JRios1968

But maybe she could use a little peril.


55 posted on 04/20/2012 9:55:47 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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56 posted on 04/20/2012 9:56:27 AM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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To: Lucky9teen

57 posted on 04/20/2012 9:57:20 AM PDT by unique1
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To: unique1

That is friggin awesome!


58 posted on 04/20/2012 10:00:57 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: martin_fierro

Add the Katrina guy to the picture.


59 posted on 04/20/2012 10:08:39 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Solyent Pink is Sheeple!!!!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked.”


60 posted on 04/20/2012 10:11:07 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Solyent Pink is Sheeple!!!!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

“And after the spanking, ...”

Perhaps I should truncate that line, this being a family fourum and all...


61 posted on 04/20/2012 10:11:31 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen
"Apparently, I’m supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama does with mine."


62 posted on 04/20/2012 10:21:58 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen
Not silly and one day early, but Happy San Jacinto Day!

Sadly, I will have a speaking role tomorrow.

63 posted on 04/20/2012 10:24:20 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: martin_fierro

64 posted on 04/20/2012 10:27:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Importance of walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I’m doing...

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven’t lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!

Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, he looks good doesn’t he.’

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.


65 posted on 04/20/2012 10:35:03 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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To: goseminoles

heh, heh, nice!


66 posted on 04/20/2012 10:35:33 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: Lucky9teen

67 posted on 04/20/2012 10:40:00 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

68 posted on 04/20/2012 10:46:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Even cooler. ;)


69 posted on 04/20/2012 11:06:52 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Hmmmm......

70 posted on 04/20/2012 11:16:51 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.

At your best: You're relaxed, mellow, and without a care in the world.

What people like about being around you: You're accepting, non-judgmental, and often quite insightful.

What people dislike about being around you: You can be a little too spaced out and apathetic.

How addicted people get to you: A lot, but they're having too much fun to notice.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

71 posted on 04/20/2012 11:20:50 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Classes of ‘80 and ‘81, here!


72 posted on 04/20/2012 11:42:47 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: secret garden

‘23, ‘39, ‘59, ‘86, and ‘16.

Answering for ‘39 tomorrow


73 posted on 04/20/2012 11:47:09 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: r-q-tek86

Thank you for showing up for them.


74 posted on 04/20/2012 12:06:45 PM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Old Sarge

Ecstasy. Hate to say it, but it’s accurate. *Groan*


75 posted on 04/20/2012 12:59:01 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: secret garden

76 posted on 04/20/2012 12:59:29 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: unique1

Dog.
It’s whats for dinner.


77 posted on 04/20/2012 1:18:23 PM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m ecstasy. Go figure.


78 posted on 04/20/2012 1:39:44 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: mojitojoe

Flies like dead meat.


79 posted on 04/20/2012 1:45:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
...But maybe she could use a little peril.

Oh. Nonperils?(sp?)

80 posted on 04/20/2012 1:49:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: sockhead

Good ON ya!

‘Face


81 posted on 04/20/2012 1:54:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Lucky9teen

re: 49
Excellent!


82 posted on 04/20/2012 1:54:51 PM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.bible.ca/indexsalvation.htm)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Somehow, I KNEW that would be YOU! LOL!


83 posted on 04/20/2012 1:55:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Silentgypsy

*ahem*

(Ain’t gonna touch dat!)


84 posted on 04/20/2012 1:56:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: r-q-tek86

re: 67
ROFLMBO!!!


85 posted on 04/20/2012 1:59:39 PM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.bible.ca/indexsalvation.htm)
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To: Monkey Face

***************Don’t Move to California!***************
In the wake of Koran burning, rumors are circulating that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a legal U.S. citizen.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 23.


86 posted on 04/20/2012 2:05:37 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://failblog.org/2012/04/20/epic-win-photos-win-road-name-win/


87 posted on 04/20/2012 2:33:55 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: Lucky9teen

Don’t worry about it and ping away. ;-)
Keep the funny Friday gifs coming. :-)


88 posted on 04/20/2012 2:49:06 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 90-! (Traveling this morning)


89 posted on 04/20/2012 3:03:18 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walked into a bar; barkeep said "Hi Mitt")
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To: Lucky9teen

Ohno!

Remind me not to move to CA. Again. It’s the Cereal State: The land of fruits, nuts and flakes!

;o]


90 posted on 04/20/2012 3:16:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....

I noticed two large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are
you two ladies from Scotland?”

One of them chirped: “It’s WALES you friggin’ idiot!”

So, I immediately apologized and said, “Sorry, are
you two whales from Scotland?”

That’s the last thing I remember...


91 posted on 04/20/2012 3:34:49 PM PDT by unique1
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To: Monkey Face

I don’t wanna touch it either.


92 posted on 04/20/2012 3:37:38 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

ROTFL!


93 posted on 04/20/2012 3:46:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Red Steel
BOUNCE!!!


94 posted on 04/20/2012 4:07:36 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

95 posted on 04/20/2012 4:10:54 PM PDT by april15Bendovr (Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
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To: april15Bendovr
Oh No!

96 posted on 04/20/2012 4:19:46 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Monkey Face

97 posted on 04/20/2012 4:50:13 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

*see me falling over on my trike and waving to my Fans...*


98 posted on 04/20/2012 4:58:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: mojitojoe

Flies eat shi!


99 posted on 04/20/2012 5:04:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

They DO!


100 posted on 04/20/2012 5:04:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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