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Obama's October Surprise

Posted on 04/20/2012 12:08:23 PM PDT by A'elian' nation

Rush Limbaugh has said that the October surprise of 2008 was the ultimate in pre-election boondoggles and chicanery. I mean, what could possibly top it? Anything? Anything at all?

Maybe this. It's the last week of October. Obama is down 10 points to Romney. This calls for desperate measures - the October surprise of all surprises.

Special Bulletin: President Obama has suddenly and unexpectedly fallen into a coma! The whole nation mourns for Moochelle and senior staffers, Malia, Sasha, and Bo. Occupy Wall Streeters have dropped their Molotov cocktails and are holding solemn candlelight vigils. With the president in a coma the seas have started to rise again and people are miraculously finding jobs. One only hears the constant wailing and ululations (the zaghruta ) of the mainstream media. The White House has asked every American for his prayers and vote.

Special Bulletin to the Special Bulletin! The DNC has put Hillary Clinton's name in as proxy for the president in case he doesn't recover from his coma. Pray and Vote for the Obama-Clinton-Biden ticket on November 6th.

Apart from the lunacy it's not that far-fetched. Sharon is still in a coma. He could wake up and what would Netanyahu do? President Wilson had a stroke and was president for another year.

If Obama wins the election then he dramatically 'awakens' from his coma. If he loses he remains comatized in Cartegena and, being the arrogant weasel that he is, never has to congratulate his opponent.

One thing we do know. Never put anything past a committed and desperate progressive socialist.

TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: coma; election; obama; octobersurprise
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To: Secret Agent Man
Dude is effing crazy.

It's an act, to distract from Obozo. Biden was just your garden variety left-winger before he took the VP nod.


21 posted on 04/20/2012 6:16:17 PM PDT by ml/nj
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To: ml/nj
Obama scares the cr@p out of me. Joe Biden does not. He is an American.

Yeah... I'm uh... Gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there...

Joe Biden is best insurance policy that Obama could ever have. Nobody, but nobody wants Biden in the Oval Office. The only reason I believe that Obama picked him, is that he was the one democrat who's career wouldn't outshine Obama at the top of the ticket.

22 posted on 04/20/2012 6:38:37 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: X-spurt
I have revised my theory: Dementia will be the cause to pull out Biden. Oh that explains his goofy comments! Wait and see!
23 posted on 05/10/2012 7:10:49 AM PDT by Blacksheep (There are no coincidences......)
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To: Blacksheep

Sure looks like they are setting that up!

Hitlery will faux she really doesn’t want to, but will to save the country. In fact we are already seeing that starting.

24 posted on 05/10/2012 3:13:26 PM PDT by X-spurt (Its time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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