Cat vanity: I think mine is possessed by at least one demon

my weird cat

[West Texas Chuck]

I'm sitting in the den Friday night watching Samurai movies. My weird psycho cat Rocket jumps into my chair and gets all cuddly and lovey. I am patting him and he gets this look in his eyes and I know what is next. He bites the tar out of me.

[Oztrich Boy]

Cats cannot be possessed.

[JRandomFreeper]

My third ex-wife had a theory about this... She figured the catz were able to see invisable dinosaurs, and they ran and jumped and hid and did weird stuff because they were trying to get away from a dinosaur you can't see.

Maybe he was trying to save your life from an invisible T. Rex.

I did finally divorce her... so take it for what it's worth.

/johnny

[mnehring]

the whole thing is weird. maybe should just have the cat for dinner.

Who do you think Chuck is, Obama?

[davius]

Is he still packing? If so, then he is possessed by at least two demons...Seriously, tap him lightly and hiss sharply whenever he crosses the line. If he challenges you then hiss louder and longer. If he still challenges you, give him the house and you leave because you have adopted a tiger, not a cat.

[Outlaw Woman]

Flick him on the nose. When he gets that look or bares his teeth, flick him. It works.

[West Texas Chuck]

Nope, he’s fixed.

Hey cats, I pay the mortgage around here and carry out the trash. I am almost at the top of the food chain.

Almost ;)

[pankot]

It is not uncommon for a cat to nip a person petting it. Usually they don’t draw blood; but if you hit them for doing this they can get teed off. The nips are love-bites. Ever hear someone say about another human “you’re so sweet I could just eat you up”? Similar idea. Sexual sadism is that idea taken to murderous extremes.

[Revolting cat!]

We are possessed, that's true. GO CAT, GO!

[mamelukesabre]

What a bunch of freaks!

[JRandomFreeper]

wait patiently for the day.

Wait patiently my skinny arse... If I'm a couple of minutes late waking up, mine are licking my eyelids to see if the soft parts are ready to eat yet.

Of course, the best part of that is that we humans, with no claws to speak of, no teeth to speak of (or none, in my case) generally pick fierce carnivores for pets.

Opposable thumbs rock.

/johnny

[mamelukesabre]

sooo...stop petting it! Sheesh.

[martin_fierro]

[West Texas Chuck]

I like the way yer big old brain works Johnny.

[garjog]

[P.O.E.]

[Thorliveshere]

It’s that time of year. Breeding season. My two males cats are in that “overly playful” mode. Other times of the year they’re just fine.

[nuconvert]

Maybe, but he gets results. It’s amazing.

[Bob]

Only ONE demon? Your cat’s an underachiever. :=)

[skr]

http://consciouscat.net/2012/02/08/petting-aggression-in-cats-biting-the-hand-that-loves/

[garjog]