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Obama awards himself Medal of Freedom, Declares May Day National Holiday in his honor
SAT 1 Re News ^ | 5/01/2012

Posted on 05/01/2012 3:17:18 PM PDT by cll

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1 posted on 05/01/2012 3:17:26 PM PDT by cll
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To: cll

You can leave the sarc tag off
if 0dumbo thought he could do this he would.

and yet i laughed


2 posted on 05/01/2012 3:20:22 PM PDT by RWGinger (Simpl)
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To: cll

Can he be embalmed early...


3 posted on 05/01/2012 3:21:25 PM PDT by mcshot (God bless the USA!)
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To: cll

4 posted on 05/01/2012 3:27:45 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: cll

Have you a real link or are you just full of it?


5 posted on 05/01/2012 3:28:37 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: cll

Did he also give himself another Nobel Peace Prize?


6 posted on 05/01/2012 3:32:01 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: humblegunner

Read the keywords in OP’s post.


7 posted on 05/01/2012 3:33:18 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: rawhide
Read the keywords in OP’s post.

No. I will not support fakery.

You go ahead and support fakery.

8 posted on 05/01/2012 3:35:04 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: cll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYjcb_jnSDQ&feature=related


9 posted on 05/01/2012 3:36:48 PM PDT by mountainlion (I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
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To: cll

As my Mom used to say, I’d like to buy him for what he’s worth and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth.


10 posted on 05/01/2012 3:37:40 PM PDT by Freestate316
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To: humblegunner

Well then, click on the link to OP’s source, right underneath OP’s title above. Put your responses there. They would love to hear from you. Trust me. No fakery.


11 posted on 05/01/2012 3:41:04 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: colorado tanker

Funny picture


12 posted on 05/01/2012 3:42:47 PM PDT by Richard from IL
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To: cll

Considering he got a Nobel Prize in 2009, for doing absolutely nothing, I do not consider this to be satire.


13 posted on 05/01/2012 3:43:32 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: cll

Pure BS, JACKASS!!!


14 posted on 05/01/2012 3:44:15 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: humblegunner

You’re funny.


15 posted on 05/01/2012 3:45:22 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: humblegunner

“No. I will not support fakery. You go ahead and support fakery”

So then humblegunner is your real name???


16 posted on 05/01/2012 3:47:59 PM PDT by Gettin Betta
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To: humblegunner

“No. I will not support fakery. You go ahead and support fakery”

So then humblegunner is your real name???


17 posted on 05/01/2012 3:48:20 PM PDT by Gettin Betta
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To: rawhide
Trust me. No fakery.

They already got my response, Junior. How about you?

Fakery is bullshit. Not needed. Bad form and lame as hell.

Ought to be removed as a matter of fact.

The very idea, trying to trick folks. Sucker needs punched.

18 posted on 05/01/2012 3:49:12 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Gettin Betta
So then humblegunner is your real name???

Sure is.

You got a problem with that?

19 posted on 05/01/2012 3:50:42 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

You’re so funny. Lol. You made me laugh. I know you are kidding, but it still is funny. Have a great day FRiend.


20 posted on 05/01/2012 3:54:14 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: colorado tanker

Obama’s hands show his white half in that picture.
And is that LA Cardinal Mahoney egging him on?


21 posted on 05/01/2012 3:59:45 PM PDT by netmilsmom (I am Breitbart)
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To: Deb

He’s a funny-bunny all right. Gunner just needs a lemon grenade rolled down the aisle to him every now and then.
Like they said about the Puritans, HG lives in haunting fear that someone, somewhere on FR might be happy or enjoying him/herself.
It’s usually any thread where he deigns to enter an appearance. Lighten up (real name) Francis!


22 posted on 05/01/2012 4:04:30 PM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: cll

If this article is met with disapproval, make sure not to read anything by Iowahawk or Semi-Satire from Arizona.


23 posted on 05/01/2012 4:11:56 PM PDT by radioone (No dogs were harmed in the writing of this response.)
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To: cll

LOL, really :-)


24 posted on 05/01/2012 4:15:43 PM PDT by No One Special
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To: cll

Is this for real?


25 posted on 05/01/2012 4:17:01 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: cll
I'm sure Obama thinks he actually does deserve the Presidential Medal of Freedom..

So your satire may not be that far off...

26 posted on 05/01/2012 4:22:44 PM PDT by Popman (America is squandering its wealth on riotous living, war, and welfare.)
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To: cll

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.


27 posted on 05/01/2012 4:23:22 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: humblegunner

“You got a problem with that”?

Not at all. I’m just glad that at least your parents had a sense of humor, shame it wasn’t passed on.


28 posted on 05/01/2012 4:24:31 PM PDT by Gettin Betta
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To: nutmeg

bookmark


29 posted on 05/01/2012 4:26:00 PM PDT by nutmeg (Rest in Peace, and THANK YOU, Andrew Breitbart)
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To: netmilsmom
That is a crop of the actual Situation Room photo. Adm. Mike Mullen, then Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is the guy behind him. Not the greatest photoshop of the hands and controller, eh?

It still cracked me up when I saw it.

30 posted on 05/01/2012 4:36:03 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: humblegunner

Is this satire or are you really an asshole?


31 posted on 05/01/2012 4:36:52 PM PDT by James Mott
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To: tumblindice
:)


32 posted on 05/01/2012 4:40:03 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: James Mott
Is this satire or are you really an asshole?

Ahhh, you're a newb. Hang around awhile longer, and it will become QUITE evident.

33 posted on 05/01/2012 4:42:48 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: mountn man

As a newb., I would like to know how someone who has been suspended or banned, is able to post?


34 posted on 05/01/2012 4:49:06 PM PDT by James Mott
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To: John Semmens

Ping- this is right up your alley!


35 posted on 05/01/2012 4:49:24 PM PDT by Sarajevo ( Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.)
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To: James Mott
Made up home page (fakery). He's not really banned.

Though I believe he has been given a few timeouts.

36 posted on 05/01/2012 4:56:14 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: colorado tanker

It cracks me up too!


37 posted on 05/01/2012 5:15:47 PM PDT by netmilsmom (I am Breitbart)
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To: James Mott

That profile is fakery. Ironic, isn’t it?


38 posted on 05/01/2012 5:27:16 PM PDT by Politicalmom (THIS IS NOT A GOP CHEERLEADING SITE!!!)
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To: Politicalmom

I guess he really is an asshole.


39 posted on 05/01/2012 7:05:46 PM PDT by James Mott
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To: Politicalmom; humblegunner
That profile is fakery. Ironic, isn’t it?


Oh Snap!

40 posted on 05/02/2012 5:05:03 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: James Mott
I guess he really is an asshole.

So is your mom.

41 posted on 05/02/2012 5:13:31 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: James Mott; Politicalmom; humblegunner; Servant of the Cross
"I guess he really is an asshole."

As a n00bie you can't be expected to know this, but humblegunner is stout-hearted, a scout, thoughful, friendly courteous and kind. He's reverent and grave. He's healthy and he's brave. He's clean in soul and body and mind.

(Or was that the Forest Ranger from "Little Mary Sunshine?")


42 posted on 05/02/2012 5:36:17 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: humblegunner

That’s it? That’s your best shot?
Go crawl back under your rock.


43 posted on 05/02/2012 7:31:48 AM PDT by James Mott
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To: All

Anyone know how to filter out the satirical/humor posts on FR? I have very limited time to peruse this Forum, so I’d like to not waste time on fictitious items.

I’ve never messed around much with the settings on MY ACCOUNT, but I would prefer to receive just straight REAL news items on my FR page. If I want humor/lampooning, I’d just like to seek that out in a separate area.

I don’t like to mix my peas and mashed potatoes.

Thanks for any help. Much appreciated.


44 posted on 05/02/2012 7:41:01 AM PDT by EyeGuy (Non-Holder person.)
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To: James Mott

My “best shot” was made to your face, unlike yours which was made behind my back.

I guess you can figure out what that makes you.


45 posted on 05/02/2012 8:25:52 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Not sure what that makes me, but I know that I would never stand in front of you in a buffet line.


46 posted on 05/03/2012 6:02:29 AM PDT by James Mott
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To: James Mott
Not sure what that makes me

Well let me help you out there, bud.

Taking shots at someone behind their back makes you a coward.

cow·ard

noun
1.
a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty,
opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person.

adjective
2.
lacking courage; very fearful or timid.
3.
proceeding from or expressive of fear or timidity: a coward cry.

It makes you a few other things too, but I'm watching my language today.

47 posted on 05/03/2012 6:07:40 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Servant of the Cross
OK ... since this thread has devolved into idiocy, an irrelevant (but not idiotic) question:

Where did the expression "Oh snap!" come from?

Seriously. I just started seeing/hearing it just over a year ago, and it meaning is far from obvious. For some reason, at least to me, the expression comes off as faintly "northeast/New England liberal" and more than just faintly gay.

48 posted on 05/03/2012 6:11:16 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard; shibumi; Allegra; Eaker; humblegunner
I honestly don't know, but since you asked seriously, I'll tell you that I saw it on FR (and I personally have not heard it said elsewhere). I confess that the whiteboard depicted on my post above was stolen ... from a Texan FReeper, who is stout-hearted, a scout, thoughtful, friendly, courteous and kind. He's reverent and grave. He's healthy and he's brave. He's clean in soul and body and mind.

However, you just might be on to something about that 'faintly gay' part ......


Pablo is very wily ... She Is A Very Freaky Girl

49 posted on 05/03/2012 6:48:02 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: Servant of the Cross; shibumi; Allegra; Eaker

To finally put the issue to rest.. it’s Hemingway.

http://wikilivres.info/wiki/For_Whom_the_Bell_Tolls/9

“In this war are many foolish things,” Agustín said. “In this war there is an idiocy without bounds.”

“Clearly,” said Pilar. “Otherwise we could not be here.”

“Yes,” said Agustín. “We swim within the idiocy for a year now. But Pablo is a man of much understanding. Pablo is very wily.”

“Why do you say this?”

“I say it.”

“But you must understand,” Pilar explained. “It is now too late to be saved by wiliness and he has lost the other.”


50 posted on 05/03/2012 6:58:21 AM PDT by humblegunner
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