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Which Day is Cinco de Quatro?

Posted on 05/04/2012 6:15:22 AM PDT by Freestate316

I'm confused. Is Cinco de Quatro today or tomorrow?


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I'm confused. Is Cinco de Quatro today or tomorrow?
1 posted on 05/04/2012 6:15:25 AM PDT by Freestate316
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To: Freestate316

It’s today, next year it’ll be yesterday, I think.


2 posted on 05/04/2012 6:17:07 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (I like Obamacare because Granny signed the will and I need the cash)
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To: Freestate316

Cinco de what? I think you mean Cinco de Mayo. By Quatro you must mean “cuatro”, that is, four. Of course I may be missing a joke here!


3 posted on 05/04/2012 6:18:56 AM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Freestate316

Cinco de Google........


4 posted on 05/04/2012 6:20:12 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Burning the Quran is a waste of perfectly good fire.)
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To: muir_redwoods

¿Que?

(el mes pasado)


5 posted on 05/04/2012 6:20:20 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network ("Fall Forward")
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To: Former Fetus

I think Biden or Obamas once described it thus. Morons.


6 posted on 05/04/2012 6:20:56 AM PDT by shalom aleichem
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To: Freestate316

It runs all month.


7 posted on 05/04/2012 6:22:42 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Obamanomics-We don't need your stinking tar sands oil, we'll just grow algae.)
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To: Freestate316

Cinco de Quatro is an insidious plan by Obama to give Julia TWO holidays for the price of one. She can now enjoy days off from [non-]work on both the 4th and the 5th.


8 posted on 05/04/2012 6:24:04 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Romney's judicial appointments were more radical than Obama's)
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To: Freestate316

The same day they celebrate it in Mexico.

Oh wait.


9 posted on 05/04/2012 6:25:16 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Freestate316

It’s the day after Quatro de Cinco.


10 posted on 05/04/2012 6:26:00 AM PDT by dinodino
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To: shalom aleichem

Thanks. Why am I not surprised?


11 posted on 05/04/2012 6:26:22 AM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Former Fetus

OK I filled the sink full of mayo, now what?


12 posted on 05/04/2012 6:26:25 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: cripplecreek

Lol.

Funny and true.


13 posted on 05/04/2012 6:27:25 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network ("Fall Forward")
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To: Freestate316

I thought it was “Polito Abril y Mayo.” I heard it on “La Tremenda Corte.”


14 posted on 05/04/2012 6:28:05 AM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: cripplecreek

Wash your hair in it! No kidding, my mom used to “wash” my hair with mayo when she wanted it especially soft and shinny. But she was a cheapstake, she poured it on my hair, never filled the sink! LOL


15 posted on 05/04/2012 6:30:14 AM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Freestate316
Cinco de Quatro? Let's ask Siete de Nueve


16 posted on 05/04/2012 6:30:39 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Freestate316

Cinco de Mayo? Is tomorrow.


17 posted on 05/04/2012 6:33:50 AM PDT by Milagros (Y)
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To: new cruelty

Her Borg implants apparently interfere with the ship’s artificial gravity in her immediate vicinity.


18 posted on 05/04/2012 6:35:30 AM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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To: Milagros

Tomorrow is Derby Day.


19 posted on 05/04/2012 6:35:37 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Freestate316

5 the 4 is pretty hefty Gringo Spanish.
A bit of polishing up on the Espanol is in order.


20 posted on 05/04/2012 6:35:56 AM PDT by X-spurt (Its time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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To: new cruelty

and Jack Ryan couldn’t just stay home with HER?


21 posted on 05/04/2012 6:36:28 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Former Fetus

It was a shot at Obama. In 2009 he was speaking to a group at the White House about the observation of Cinco de Mayo. Instead,speaking in his put-on accent(Pockeestawn), he said Cinco de Quatro. I like to bring up his gaffes, because the State run media never will. Had GWB or Sarah Palin said this, it would be on 24/7. I always say that liberals don’t need to be listened to, included, or understood. They need to be mocked, exposed, and defeated!


22 posted on 05/04/2012 6:40:40 AM PDT by Freestate316
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To: massgopguy

Just imagine, if only Jack did stay home with her, senator candidate obama may not have won that election.


23 posted on 05/04/2012 6:41:05 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: X-spurt
5 the 4

5 of 4.

24 posted on 05/04/2012 6:43:32 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Oberon

Resistance is futile.


25 posted on 05/04/2012 6:46:38 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Freestate316

uno = 1
dos = 2
tres = 3
cuatro = 4
cinco = 5
seis = 6


26 posted on 05/04/2012 6:50:59 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Do I really need a sarcasm tag? Seriously? You're that dense?)
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To: Former Fetus

LOL, tried it once-—you can’t get that stuff out, and it leaves the whole shower coated in grease.

Coconut oil is awesome, however!


27 posted on 05/04/2012 6:51:24 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
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To: new cruelty

Resistance? What’s that...?


28 posted on 05/04/2012 6:52:15 AM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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To: Freestate316

Do they celebrate the 4th of July in Mexico? If not, why are we bothering with Cinco de Whatever here?


29 posted on 05/04/2012 6:52:51 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
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To: massgopguy

It wasn’t that Jack Ryan was out catting around - he took Jeri Ryan to sex clubs because he wanted someone to SEE him hitting that.

Apparently it wasn’t enough to hit that in private.

He wanted someone to see.

Weird.


30 posted on 05/04/2012 6:54:24 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to DC to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: Freestate316

Today is Star Wars Day.

May the Fourth be with you...always.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Day
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/05/happy-star-wars-day-may-4th-be-you


31 posted on 05/04/2012 6:56:46 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Freestate316
May 5th Dates In History:
1818 - Karl Marx's Birthday
1862 - Victory Over The French Colonialist Army By Mexican Peasants
2012 - Obama Lauches Campaign


Obama will officially launch his 2012 re-election campaign on Karl Marx's birthday, May 5th!  First, we learn that Earth Day was started on the birthday of Vladimir Lenin, the Communist butcher and founder of the USSR, now we learn that Barack Obama, America's first Marxist president, is launching his campaign on the father of communism's birthday?  Come on, now.  This is just too appropriate!  How fitting!

Coincidence?  Stupid oversight?  Or, an intentional middle-finger in the face of the American people?

http://www.myfreedompost.com/2012/05/obama-to-officially-launch-campaign-on.html

 


32 posted on 05/04/2012 6:57:36 AM PDT by preacher (Communism has only killed 100 million people: Let's give it another chance!)
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To: Freestate316

Do you mean quattro de Julio?


33 posted on 05/04/2012 6:57:44 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Try some citrus-based degreaser!


34 posted on 05/04/2012 6:59:35 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Oberon
It's too late. You've been assimilated.


35 posted on 05/04/2012 6:59:47 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Freestate316

I’m all for a cinco de Tequilla.


36 posted on 05/04/2012 7:00:58 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Freestate316

sinker the sinker is more real lead weight to get that cat fish bate down to the bottom.


37 posted on 05/04/2012 7:11:12 AM PDT by the_daug
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To: Freestate316

Hey, it’s a great holiday! I just got 3 shirts for the price of one.


38 posted on 05/04/2012 7:15:15 AM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: new cruelty

Off topic, but her face is familiar. Who is that actress?


39 posted on 05/04/2012 7:21:32 AM PDT by brytlea (An ounce of chocolate is worth a pound of cure)
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To: CatherineofAragon

You know the answer...


40 posted on 05/04/2012 7:22:33 AM PDT by brytlea (An ounce of chocolate is worth a pound of cure)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

May the fourth be with you...

Thread winner!


41 posted on 05/04/2012 7:25:49 AM PDT by ntnychik
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To: Freestate316

I’m pretty sure it’s on an even or odd numbered day.


42 posted on 05/04/2012 7:27:51 AM PDT by tumblindice (He walks, he talks, he crawls on his belly like a sentient turd--It's Mitt Romney! Well, it's vomit-)
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To: Freestate316

I don’t know. But if you’re a Star Wars fan, May the Fourth be with you! (can’t/won’t take credit for this, I heard it on the radio)...


43 posted on 05/04/2012 7:30:45 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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Today is Star Wars Day.

Dang. I should have read farther down before posting mine. I should have known Freepers would be quick on the draw on that one.

44 posted on 05/04/2012 7:34:10 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Freestate316

A fourth has more liquor than a fifth....


45 posted on 05/04/2012 7:36:40 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: brytlea

Her name is Jeri Ryan. As an actress, she played the character Seven of Nine in the Star Trek: Voyager tv show. She was also married to 2004 Illinois senatorial candidate Jack Ryan.


46 posted on 05/04/2012 7:37:54 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: brytlea

“Off topic, but her face is familiar. Who is that actress?”

Jeri Ryan, “Seven of Nine”, Star Trek Voyager.

The woman who gave us Hussein, by allegedly providing enough salacious details in her Hussein-unsealed divorce records to advance the Fraud’s political career at the expense of her husband’s.


47 posted on 05/04/2012 7:40:50 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: new cruelty; treetopsandroofs

Oh my, I had no idea that’s who she was! I went and looked on IMDb to see why her face was so familiar and it’s because she’s on Body of Proof which I watch. Thank you, now I don’t have to keep trying to figure out where I have seen her. I hate when that happens.


48 posted on 05/04/2012 7:49:26 AM PDT by brytlea (An ounce of chocolate is worth a pound of cure)
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To: Former Fetus; Freestate316

From elsewhere...funny stuff:

**Maybe if we can keep him busy with Mexican holidays that no sober person cares about, as well as stuff pertaining to the dog**

**… I see big things for Barry in the future. Maybe this President job thing can be a stepping stone to greater things.**

**Isn’t Jay Leno retiring soon?**

**Cinco de Mayo is a drunk’s holiday. Cuatro de Mayo is a pre-drunk’s holiday.**


49 posted on 05/04/2012 8:22:42 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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but her face is familiar

Face? Oh yeah, her face.

Jeri Ryan

50 posted on 05/04/2012 8:27:15 AM PDT by Vinnie (A)
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