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Turns out, Obama is a composite too.
Investors Buisness Daily ^ | 5/4/2012 | Andrew Malcom

Posted on 05/04/2012 9:05:01 AM PDT by mc5cents

He was tall and darkly handsome, in a chiseled sort of way. Clearly intelligent. Quiet and attentive, yet distant in a way that intrigued her as they both drew closer together during those long evenings sipping cheap wine and practicing sophistication on each other.

Both were new to adulthood, trying out the public personalities each wanted the world to see, not the inner tremors that corroded their intestines during long nights when dark personal fears crept into the corners of their lonely apartments.

Like most others from somewhere else who found themselves living in New York City, they told each other how wonderfully exciting and diverse the filthy place was. One minute you could hear distant gunshots, sirens or witness a mugging in the musty subway. And the next you were in a lovely park watching someone declare their contempt for capitalism's greed by defecating on a car, which is actually much harder than it looks on TV.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: composite; obama
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Turns out his entire administration is a composite to, of every failed socialist, Marxist scheme ever tried!
1 posted on 05/04/2012 9:05:12 AM PDT by mc5cents
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he is a POS composite

But how convenient that they “ found” a diary and letters from 30 years ago to bolster his image

such BS
Why has no one in the media asked where these letters have been?


2 posted on 05/04/2012 9:08:07 AM PDT by RWGinger (Simpl)
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To: RWGinger

Who wrote this? Joan Wilder?


3 posted on 05/04/2012 9:10:35 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: RWGinger
Kinda remind me of this (from Rathergate):


4 posted on 05/04/2012 9:11:42 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: mc5cents
He was tall and darkly handsome, in a chiseled sort of way. Clearly intelligent

Handsome? Really? He looks like a monkey with huge Dumbo ears . . . I can't stand this kind of BS. Clearly intelligent? Really? Does he have grades to prove it? Where are they?

Boy, I tell ya', if Bush (either one of them) had written an autobiography about themselves and then bull$shitted their way through anything, they'd be called LIARS!

5 posted on 05/04/2012 9:13:27 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: mc5cents
Turns out, Obama is a composite too.

the title by itself should get a Pulitzer.

6 posted on 05/04/2012 9:15:37 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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To: laweeks

Well that first line should have told you that this was a piece of satire.


7 posted on 05/04/2012 9:15:37 AM PDT by mc5cents
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This crap reads like a romance novel. Am I supposed to take this seriously as an insight into Barack Obama?


8 posted on 05/04/2012 9:16:03 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Socialism isn't going to work this time, either.)
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To: massgopguy

It was a dark and stormy night.....


9 posted on 05/04/2012 9:16:03 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: the invisib1e hand
the title by itself should get a Pulitzer.

well, titles don't get Pulitzer. But ykwim.

10 posted on 05/04/2012 9:16:55 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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To: laweeks
If Bush (either one of them) had written an autobiography about themselves and then bull$shitted their way through anything, they'd be called LIARS!

How can the media look the other way on this filthy LIAR? Incredible!

11 posted on 05/04/2012 9:17:41 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: mc5cents

I do not see the handsome part. But then it is a matter of taste. I also do not see anything in Brad Pitt who just looks like a wimp to me.


12 posted on 05/04/2012 9:19:09 AM PDT by apocalypto
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To: GSWarrior

The night was sultry.....


13 posted on 05/04/2012 9:19:35 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: popdonnelly

This is a look at Obama through the eyes of Obama and his groupies.


14 posted on 05/04/2012 9:21:19 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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and what says “diverse” more than distant gunshots and filth?


15 posted on 05/04/2012 9:24:03 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: mc5cents

He’s a composite of Rev. Wright, Bill Ayers, Frank Marshall Davis, his loopy mother, his POS father, his molesting grandfather, elitism from Punahou, Occidental, Columbia and Harvard and the South Side of Chicago.

So how again does that mess, speak to the average American???


16 posted on 05/04/2012 9:28:29 AM PDT by mkboyce
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**the inner tremors that corroded their intestines during long nights when dark personal fears crept into the corners of their lonely apartments. **

My thoughts exactly! HAHAHA!


17 posted on 05/04/2012 9:31:19 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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“It was a dark and stormy night....”

The April 2012 Bullyer-Lytton contest has just closed. But I bet Freepers could construct their own “worst openings to a fiction piece” modeled on the San Jose Professor’s annual contest. Want to have some laughs on previous entries go to: Bullwer-Lytton Fiction contest. hilarious.

“It was a dark stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.” — Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)


18 posted on 05/04/2012 9:32:17 AM PDT by bunster
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To: mc5cents
Turns out, Obama is a composite too.

I think the proper spelling is 'compost site'.

19 posted on 05/04/2012 9:36:56 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: bunster
The 2011 winner of the Bulwer-Lytton contest:

Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.
— Sue Fondrie, Oshkosh, WI

LOL!!

20 posted on 05/04/2012 9:38:48 AM PDT by mc5cents
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