Skip to comments.Man Arrested After Cannoli Confrontation
Posted on 05/05/2012 6:35:51 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Charlotte County man is accused of injuring his girlfriend during a domestic dispute over cannolis, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office.
According to reports, Scott DeCesare got into an argument with his girlfriend because she ate all of the cannolis.
The girlfriend told deputies he was so angry he flipped over a coffee table in the living room, causing damage to it.
She said she threw his dinner in the trash because she was mad at him. He then allegedly threw the food at her, hitting her in the shoulder and the face, reports said.
DeCesare allegedly then pushed his girlfriend to the ground, got on top of her and choked her, reports said.
The girlfriend got free and called 911 from the bedroom.
The deputy noted red marks around the victim's neck and food all over her head and shoulder.
DeCesare was arrested and charged with domestic battery by strangulation.
DeCesare is a corrections officer at the Charlotte Correctional Institution. The sheriff's office can opt not to release his mug shot per Florida law, and they have done that in this case.
Can you even get decent cannoli in Charlotte. Major points off to reporter for not realizing cannoli is the plural.
Oh, never mind!
No one can eat just one cannolo.
I’ll make a mini-tub of popcorn for this one.
Many years ago, my dear departed and I engaged in a very “elevated” argument. I had made a surprise banana pudding for him. At the height of the spat, I took the pudding out of the fridge, waved it under his nose and said “See this?” Then I dumped it down the disposal. Grabbed my car keys and left.
I can understand how a cannoli fuss could happen. :)
I guess that was truly surprise banana pudding. It sounds delicious. Could you fax me some?
Yes We Cannoli!
Dude had a legitimate point
We don`t want a loose cannoli running around out there.
"Leave the guns. Take the Cannolis."
(can’t believe it’s taken this long)
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
By ONE SECOND!
Gee, why doesn’t the sheriff just put the sworn officer on secret double probation and not tell anybody. What else is lurking in the county sheriff’s employees?
Gun, not guns... partial credit.
First thing I thought of when I read the headline.
War of the Roses II?
These people don’t even know how to work up to a REAL fight - no bullet holes in the walls, no major appliances overturned, not even very much blood.
And they think they had disagreements? Getting one’s head thrown up against the doorframe and having the door slammed repeatedly againt the temple and left ear, now THAT’S hostile.
Whenever I hear the name Clemenza, I can’t help thinking about spaghetti sauce.
“Come over here, kid, learn something, ya never know when ya might havta cook for twenty guys.
“Foist, ya fry some garlic.......
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
This story is perfect for daytime t.v. :)
gahlik ; )
“Oh, Paulie, you won’t see him no more.”
Huh? Didn’t you read my original post?
Make canoli’s not war, was my protest chant back in the 60’s.
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