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German Drops Mayan Skull, Endangers Mankind
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Posted on 05/12/2012 10:36:00 AM PDT by nickcarraway

An ancient Mayan skull stolen from Tibet by Nazis - said to have magical powers to enable humanity to survive the December 2012 apocalypse - has been dropped by a lab assistant in eastern Germany, chipping its chin.

The volcanic rock skull, named Quauthemoc, was dropped - or, more eerily, may have fallen of its own accord - during a photo-shoot at a laboratory in the small town of Glauchau, Saxony.

"It was probably put down somewhere a bit wobbly," an eye-witness told Bild newspaper. "Suddenly it crashed to the floor. A big piece broke off the chin. It's really tragic."

But the skull's private owner - who was not in the room at the time of the fateful accident - was more sanguine.

"It was a bit of a shock at first, but then I found the damage was fairly marginal, so I was quite relieved," skull-owner Thomas Ritter told The Local. "I don't think it's a bad omen."

The 43-year-old amateur historian calls his Mayan skull Quauthemoc, and says it is one of 13 magic skulls that will help humanity survive the impending apocalypse on December 21, 2012 – the last day of the Mayan calendar.

On that day, Ritter plans to bring Quauthemoc to a meeting with the other owners and their skulls to an ancient Mayan site in Mexico.

"The prophecy says that the skulls will reveal a secret knowledge to humanity on that day," said Ritter. "But I can't say more than that. The skulls might start speaking or something, but I have no idea."

The journey taken by Quauthemoc to the lab in Saxony is worthy of an Indiana Jones adventure – Ritter said it had been kept in southern India and Tibet, where it was stolen from a monastery by a Nazi expedition between 1937 and 1939.

After the war, it was found among the belongings of Nazi Interior Minister and Gestapo chief Heinrich Himmler, a well-known connoisseur of black magic and ancient pagan cultures.

Ritter wrote in 2009 that a man whose grandfather was present when Himmler was arrested and took the skull, later gave it to him at meeting in Wiltshire, southern England.

The man told Ritter that Quauthemoc had chosen to “continue its journey” with him.

Ritter said he was not concerned that the chip on the skull's chin will limit its ability to prevent Armageddon.

"A lot of the other skulls have some kind of superficial damage too," he pointed out, rejecting the theory that butter-fingered lab assistants in Saxony would be responsible if the world ends in December.


TOPICS: History; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: calendar; germany; mayans; oops

1 posted on 05/12/2012 10:36:09 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
I have good luck with.....


2 posted on 05/12/2012 10:40:17 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: nickcarraway
If that fails...there is always...


3 posted on 05/12/2012 10:42:28 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: nickcarraway

Very convenient, now we’ll never know if it would have worked or not. Where are the other 12?


4 posted on 05/12/2012 10:46:22 AM PDT by stuartcr ("When silence speaks, it speaks only to those that have already decided what they want to hear.")
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To: Daffynition
"Since I found JB Weld, I no longer have a use for bailing wire or twine" ☺


5 posted on 05/12/2012 10:48:53 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: nickcarraway

I feeel some bad juju on this one.. one does not chip crystal skulls, easily.. as the construction of some shows readily.


6 posted on 05/12/2012 10:48:53 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: nickcarraway

U.S. elects Obama, endangers mankind.


7 posted on 05/12/2012 10:49:31 AM PDT by crosshairs
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To: nickcarraway

Somehow this reminds me of one of my Father’s favorite jokes. Seems this guy was selling “Smart Pills”. When his customer tried one, the customer exclaimed: “Man, these taste like Rabbit Sh!t!. The guy replied: “See, you are smarter already.” Seems more than a few are swallowing some Mayan pills.


8 posted on 05/12/2012 10:49:38 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: nickcarraway

9 posted on 05/12/2012 10:51:07 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: nickcarraway

Aren’t we all “skull owners” at least for a while?


10 posted on 05/12/2012 10:56:19 AM PDT by little jeremiah
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To: little jeremiah

“Aren’t we all “skull owners” at least for a while?”

All except for libetals.


11 posted on 05/12/2012 11:06:49 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (We are the 53%. 47% of Americans pay no taxes; end the free ride...)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

No, they own skulls, too, just theirs are numb.


12 posted on 05/12/2012 11:12:11 AM PDT by ShasheMac
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To: HereInTheHeartland

They have skulls but they are filled with nasty things.


13 posted on 05/12/2012 11:19:31 AM PDT by little jeremiah
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To: mylife
Neato...Bondo was always helpful to fill in any mistakes.:)


14 posted on 05/12/2012 11:43:33 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition
Bondo and primer fix anything ☺
15 posted on 05/12/2012 11:46:32 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: nickcarraway

How did a Mayan skull get to Tibet?


16 posted on 05/12/2012 11:50:02 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: crosshairs
>>...humanity survive the impending apocalypse on December 21, 2012 <<

Do they publish Husein's golf schedule that far in advance? [Not that I think for one nano-second that he is re-electable] but quite certain [*if*], he wouldn't be in *town* on that day. :)


17 posted on 05/12/2012 11:54:11 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: PAR35

How did a Mayan skull get to Tibet?

Kind of like..........

“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” i

Who knows?


18 posted on 05/12/2012 12:43:38 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: PAR35
How did a Mayan skull get to Tibet?

"Do I need to say it?"

19 posted on 05/12/2012 12:45:24 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: nickcarraway
An ancient Mayan skull stolen from Tibet by Nazis

You have to wonder how it got to Tibet.

20 posted on 05/12/2012 12:50:59 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.)
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To: dfwgator

I am thinking of buying stock in a hair gel company because to that guy. If his hair style catches on I will make a mint!


21 posted on 05/12/2012 12:54:35 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.)
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To: nickcarraway

good


22 posted on 05/12/2012 1:17:43 PM PDT by Rytas
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yes, but how did the Nazis get to Tibet, or know that the Mayan skull was there?

So many questions.


23 posted on 05/12/2012 1:18:40 PM PDT by little jeremiah
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To: mylife

Almost anything. They still cannot fix the previously mentioned lib skull.....


24 posted on 05/12/2012 1:30:20 PM PDT by wrencher
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To: nickcarraway
On that day, Ritter plans to bring Quauthemoc to a meeting with the other owners and their skulls to an ancient Mayan site in Mexico.

Better bring along 13 virgins to offset the damages.

25 posted on 05/12/2012 1:34:01 PM PDT by bgill
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To: nickcarraway

It took a good knock, so it didn't have a glass jaw...

26 posted on 05/12/2012 2:43:41 PM PDT by mikrofon (Ich bin ein Pun Jabber)
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To: little jeremiah

First Rule of Steven Spielberg movies -

there’s always Nazis involved.


27 posted on 05/12/2012 4:15:38 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: nickcarraway
This is the only skull I trust. I forecast a fine, fat future:


28 posted on 05/14/2012 2:45:41 PM PDT by JoanVarga ("Yes We Can" It's not just a slogan. It's a threat.)
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