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1 posted on 05/12/2012 3:23:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Bigfoot is married to the President, so she probably travels with a lot of guards.


2 posted on 05/12/2012 3:26:08 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: nickcarraway

But, what if bigfoot was eating a spotted owl?


4 posted on 05/12/2012 3:44:53 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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These guys could probably bag a Bigfoot with the scopes they use for hunting feral hogs at night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EymHKsaOpRg


7 posted on 05/12/2012 3:48:13 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s just sad.

Why would anyone want to kill Bigfoot? What has he ever done to anyone?

Nothing. Zilch, nada.


8 posted on 05/12/2012 3:48:13 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: nickcarraway; tubebender

If Bigfoot travels from his home in Humboldt County Calif. all the way down to Texas, please do not kill him. That is one hell of a walk.


9 posted on 05/12/2012 3:50:05 PM PDT by fish hawk (Religion: Man's attempt to gain salvation or the approbation of God by his own works)
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Threads from a few days ago if anyone is interested in the comments thereon.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2880242/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2881356/posts


10 posted on 05/12/2012 3:57:11 PM PDT by deport (.............God Bless Texas............)
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To: nickcarraway
Is It Legal to Kill Bigfoot in Texas?

Is marriage to Bigfoot legal?

12 posted on 05/12/2012 4:13:42 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My 6 pack abs are now a full keg......)
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To: nickcarraway

Note to self: Do not remove shirt in Texas.


13 posted on 05/12/2012 4:26:22 PM PDT by BinaryBoy (Anyone But Romney)
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To: nickcarraway

Best response I’ve heard so far:

Texas is a special case. If you shoot *both* Bigfoot and your old lady when you catch them in bed together, you can plead temporary insanity. But if you shoot *just* either Bigfoot, *or* your old lady, it’s murder 1.


18 posted on 05/12/2012 5:28:43 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: nickcarraway

What could possibly go wrong?


22 posted on 05/12/2012 7:05:34 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: nickcarraway

If anyone shoots Bigfoot, the outrage would be explosive. Obama would come out and say “ Bigfoot could have been my son” and looking at Michelle, who could argue?


26 posted on 05/13/2012 5:26:29 AM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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