Bigfoot is married to the President, so she probably travels with a lot of guards.
But, what if bigfoot was eating a spotted owl?
These guys could probably bag a Bigfoot with the scopes they use for hunting feral hogs at night.
That’s just sad.
Why would anyone want to kill Bigfoot? What has he ever done to anyone?
Nothing. Zilch, nada.
If Bigfoot travels from his home in Humboldt County Calif. all the way down to Texas, please do not kill him. That is one hell of a walk.
Threads from a few days ago if anyone is interested in the comments thereon.
Is marriage to Bigfoot legal?
Note to self: Do not remove shirt in Texas.
Best response I’ve heard so far:
Texas is a special case. If you shoot *both* Bigfoot and your old lady when you catch them in bed together, you can plead temporary insanity. But if you shoot *just* either Bigfoot, *or* your old lady, it’s murder 1.
What could possibly go wrong?
If anyone shoots Bigfoot, the outrage would be explosive. Obama would come out and say “ Bigfoot could have been my son” and looking at Michelle, who could argue?