Posted on 05/12/2012 7:48:30 PM PDT by nickcarraway
I have to add my favorite Dangerfield joke, which I have heard in several forms:
Rodney goes to a psychiatrist because he is unhappy. He spends thousands of dollars and visits many times. He’s still unhappy and the doctor doesn’t really give him any ideas about how things could get better. So, he asks bluntly on his next visit, “What’s wrong with me, doc?”. The doctor says “Well, you’re crazy”. Rodney is pretty angry, and says, “I can’t believe that I spent all this money for nothing That’s no help at all. I want a second opinion!”. The doctor says, “OK, you’re ugly, too. That’ll be another 200 dollars”.
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