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Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops
KOMO News ^ | May 20, 2012

Posted on 05/20/2012 8:10:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Edited on 05/20/2012 8:11:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

SEATTLE - A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night outside a lower Queen Anne bar, police said.

The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m., when the woman began stripping off her clothes inside the bar and sticking hot pink duct tape on her upper body area, said Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt.


(Excerpt) Read more at komonews.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ducttape; headlineofthemonth; headlineoftheweek; headlineoftheyear; headlines; napl; publicnudity
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"Forget it, Jake; it's Seattle."

[Thanks to stoat for the link, and for pointing out that the above story is barely newsworthy in Seattle.]

1 posted on 05/20/2012 8:10:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

I'm all in ...

2 posted on 05/20/2012 8:13:01 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Gee, do ya think drugs were involved?


3 posted on 05/20/2012 8:15:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

probably didn’t do anything illegal until she attacked people


4 posted on 05/20/2012 8:15:12 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: GeronL

How about an assault on good taste in the first degree?


5 posted on 05/20/2012 8:17:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Liberty Valance

I guess this wasn’t the same three cops who tasered a pregnant woman.


6 posted on 05/20/2012 8:17:28 PM PDT by Terry Mross ("It happened. And we let it happen." Peter Griffin - FAMILY GUY)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Code Pink?


7 posted on 05/20/2012 8:19:08 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (nobody gives me warheads anyway))
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To: Slings and Arrows

TTIWWP!.......


8 posted on 05/20/2012 8:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So where’s the link to the video??!?!


9 posted on 05/20/2012 8:19:54 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (remember when "Four more years!" was a credible campaign slogan for an incumbent?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She would look normal in San Fran... if she were a man


10 posted on 05/20/2012 8:20:16 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The last time I was ‘assaulted’ by a half-naked woman with pink duct tape strategically placed over parts of her body.......well, the story would start “I never thought it would happen to me......”


11 posted on 05/20/2012 8:21:43 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OK OK........now that I actually clicked on the link and READ the story, this woman is a badass. Angelina Jolie’s characters on screen have NOTHING on this girl.

Calling Delta Force: bail ‘er out, sign ‘er up.


12 posted on 05/20/2012 8:25:51 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: Red Badger; faithhopecharity

"Kissy kissy!"

13 posted on 05/20/2012 8:27:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Feral women out in the wild. It takes a while after you rope them in to train them sufficiently to fetch you a beer from the fridge with a snap of the finger.


14 posted on 05/20/2012 8:27:58 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Pics or it didnt happen


15 posted on 05/20/2012 8:29:43 PM PDT by jneesy (rough seas make skillful sailors)
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To: RightOnline

She has the strength of madness. Or meth.


16 posted on 05/20/2012 8:31:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You know if you put any combination of naked, women, and/or duct tape in a title I’ve got to read the story...


17 posted on 05/20/2012 8:33:30 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops

This is a sentence I did not expect to see today.

18 posted on 05/20/2012 8:33:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (2 cops, maybe, but not 3.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

And the weather hasn’t even gotten warm yet ;-)


19 posted on 05/20/2012 8:37:52 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Jeez, if you’re going to engage in combat ops you should go with camo duct tape, not the hot pink.


20 posted on 05/20/2012 8:38:13 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Your lady friend does look capable of Offing 3 cops, but sorry she’s just not my type.


21 posted on 05/20/2012 8:38:30 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (remember when "Four more years!" was a credible campaign slogan for an incumbent?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I particularly liked the "back-flip" through the backseat of a cop car and out the other side.

I'm trying to visualize that being done by a naked woman partially covered in hot pink duct tape.

My brain is fried from the effort...

22 posted on 05/20/2012 8:44:43 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
TTIWWP!!!

How are we supposed to ascertain guilt or innocence here?!?
23 posted on 05/20/2012 8:48:18 PM PDT by Sparticus (Tar and feathers for the next dumb@ss Republican that uses the word bipartisanship.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

...so it’s come to this.


24 posted on 05/20/2012 8:54:40 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sorry, I already saw “The Fifth Element.”


25 posted on 05/20/2012 8:54:48 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
As police tried to pull her back inside the patrol car she suddenly did an over-the-head back flip and tumbled out the other side of the car.

Hmmmm....crazy AND awesome at the same time.

26 posted on 05/20/2012 8:57:43 PM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

WHAT! No pictures?
Let us be the judge of whether this gal qualifies for the label of “Being HOT!”.


27 posted on 05/20/2012 8:57:57 PM PDT by jongaltsr
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To: faithhopecharity; Lazamataz

What, you don’t recognize Laz’s main squeeze?


28 posted on 05/20/2012 8:58:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Just whincing at the thought of the removal of the duct tape.


29 posted on 05/20/2012 8:58:26 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Sparticus

Post #13.


30 posted on 05/20/2012 8:59:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: wyokostur

The ghost of Wendy O’Williams empathizes.


31 posted on 05/20/2012 9:01:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was laz in Seattle this weekend?


32 posted on 05/20/2012 9:11:17 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (The TEA Party is my cup of tea.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Every cop dreams of this!


33 posted on 05/20/2012 9:44:13 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Secret Agent Man

lol - only time I saw an attractive woman with orange hair


34 posted on 05/20/2012 9:47:16 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And yet another use for duct tape. That stuff is SO versatile.


35 posted on 05/20/2012 9:51:44 PM PDT by gitmo
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To: Slings and Arrows
Dang, I hope she didn't use the good industrial grade stuff, ouch and ouch!
36 posted on 05/20/2012 9:56:56 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Newt......Nuff said.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Where’s the mugshot booking photo?


37 posted on 05/20/2012 9:57:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

There are medications to help with that.


38 posted on 05/20/2012 10:01:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: jneesy

39 posted on 05/20/2012 10:03:12 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: a fool in paradise

Nothing at thesmokinggun.com, more’s the pity.


40 posted on 05/20/2012 10:07:56 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RightOnline

I know amazing the kicking power she had. Man, she must be really tall to be kicking those guys in the head and causing injury, the backward flip out of the cop car was impressive.


41 posted on 05/20/2012 10:16:55 PM PDT by svcw (If one living cell on another planet is life, why isn't it life in the womb?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I always dreamed of owning a home up on top of Queen Ann Hill, really a beautiful area.


42 posted on 05/20/2012 10:22:48 PM PDT by BooBoo1000 (I don't know what the future holds, but I know who holds my future.,)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If you google “woman in pink duct tape”...be warned


43 posted on 05/20/2012 10:27:47 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: mamelukesabre

Not on a bet.


44 posted on 05/20/2012 10:29:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It was pretty crazy. I won’t do it a second time.


45 posted on 05/20/2012 10:31:29 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend.


46 posted on 05/21/2012 12:54:47 AM PDT by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Don’t be posting pics of your Mom, ok?


47 posted on 05/21/2012 12:57:02 AM PDT by mkjessup (Eternal Vigilance (aka FReeper Tom Hoefling) has my vote for President in 2012.)
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The ghost of Wendy O’Williams empathizes

Well alright - a Plasmatics fan? I saw them at the Santa Monica Civic auditorium in 1980 - wait that was how long ago? Nvrmind.

48 posted on 05/21/2012 4:13:52 AM PDT by corkoman (Release the Palin!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Thanks for posting. I'll be sure to include this story in my new book, 1001 1002 Uses for Duct Tape.
49 posted on 05/21/2012 4:41:17 AM PDT by Moltke (Always retaliate first.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Starbucks is making people crazy. They just admitted to using crushed up bugs in one of their products for color. What else ar they putting in there? LOL


50 posted on 05/21/2012 4:46:46 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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