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Things Stay Wierd in Seattle - Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops
Seattle PI ^ | 5/21/2012 | KOMO Staff

Posted on 05/21/2012 12:24:24 PM PDT by illiac

A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night outside a lower Queen Anne bar, police said.

The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m., when the woman began stripping off her clothes inside the bar and sticking hot pink duct tape on her upper body, said Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt.

The bartender ordered her to leave the bar, but she refused.

She then grabbed the bartender's arm, injuring him. After that, she attacked another female customer by clawing and scratching her face and eyes, Witt said.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; seattle
She's in a sticky situation....
1 posted on 05/21/2012 12:24:36 PM PDT by illiac
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To: illiac

Wasn’t me...


2 posted on 05/21/2012 12:25:52 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Running in circles and screaming is not a strategy.)
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To: illiac

In Texas we call that a floor show.


3 posted on 05/21/2012 12:27:28 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: illiac

There will be no pictures!

Because we all know the rule that the people who most like to get naked in public...are usually the very people we definitely do not want to see naked in public.


4 posted on 05/21/2012 12:28:29 PM PDT by Free Vulcan (Election 2012 - America stands or falls. No more excuses. Get involved.)
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To: illiac

Where does one buy hot pink duct tape?


5 posted on 05/21/2012 12:29:38 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va

Hobby Lobby.


6 posted on 05/21/2012 12:32:20 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (Criminaliens or Crimigrants...0bamao's people?)
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To: TribalPrincess2U

Maybe she should have gotten the animal print tape instead.


7 posted on 05/21/2012 12:33:13 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (Criminaliens or Crimigrants...0bamao's people?)
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To: SandyInSeattle

LOL!

You don’t have a thing for hot pink duct tape? :-)


8 posted on 05/21/2012 12:34:59 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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To: central_va

Office Depot for one....

http://www.officedepot.com/catalog/search.do?Ntt=colored+duct+tape&cm_mmc=MSN-_-NB_OfficeSupplies_Adhesives_B-_-Adhesive_Tape_Duct-_-colored%20duct%20tape_33858823


9 posted on 05/21/2012 12:36:00 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Free Vulcan
Meanwhile in Brazil: Naked Woman Walks Through Brazilian Supermarket
10 posted on 05/21/2012 12:36:58 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: illiac
Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape

Maybe The Hollies could do a follow-up to Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress.

11 posted on 05/21/2012 12:37:55 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Don't let Julia fool ya. Socialism doesn't work.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Uh oh.. I cannot unsee what I’ve seen. LOL.. Warning: Do not view the Brazilian video. LOL


12 posted on 05/21/2012 12:39:31 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: illiac

I had no idea, I thought it came in only one color, silver. Just dang.


13 posted on 05/21/2012 12:41:13 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: illiac

What is it with women lately that they have to disrobe in public?

Wasn’t streaking done and over with in the 70’s?


14 posted on 05/21/2012 12:42:25 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

If you want to know what the term FOPA means, watch the video from Brazil. WARNING: This video can cause nausea and possible brain damage.


15 posted on 05/21/2012 12:44:40 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
Okay guys.. This one will help erase the embedded Brazilian monster from your brains: (Warning; Age restricted but tasteful: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfwbx9_stacey-walks-naked-down-a-country-lane_sexy
16 posted on 05/21/2012 12:45:03 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: illiac
After that, she attacked another female customer by clawing and scratching her face and eyes

People pay good money to see that kind of thing. She was selling herself short.

17 posted on 05/21/2012 12:52:05 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

She definitely does not have a “Brazilian”


18 posted on 05/21/2012 12:56:31 PM PDT by trailhkr1 (All you need to know about Zimmerman, innocent = riots, manslaughter = riots, guilty = riots)
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To: central_va
Where does one buy hot pink duct tape?

Spencer's Gifts, or any "adult friendly" retail store. But it only sticks to itself, so it has rather limited use. But it would definitely do the job to wrap around a lady in lieu of a top, or whatever.

19 posted on 05/21/2012 12:58:29 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: central_va
Where does one buy hot pink duct tape?

Tomorrow's headlines today:

Things Stay Wierd in Central Virginia - Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops


20 posted on 05/21/2012 1:08:23 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

You should be beaten for posting that without a dire warning! I’m blind...I hope you’re happy...


21 posted on 05/21/2012 1:09:27 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Free Vulcan
Because we all know the rule that the people who most like to get naked in public...are usually the very people we definitely do not want to see naked in public.

Agreed. Please, no pictures of her naked, nor of Helen Thomas clothed.

22 posted on 05/21/2012 1:09:27 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The President who ate the dog, will soon wag the dog.)
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To: illiac

6 years on July 1st that we got out of that stinking, rotten, pig pen of a state. We are sooooooooooo happy to be back in Dixie Land.


23 posted on 05/21/2012 1:11:09 PM PDT by RetiredArmy (He has Risen!!! If you do not know Him, this is the perfect week to seek Him out!!!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

That wasn’t a women that was a big foot sighting... Gooney Goo !!!!! LOL !!!


24 posted on 05/21/2012 1:13:57 PM PDT by taildragger (( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
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To: central_va

wal mart, lowes, home depot, ace hardware, true value hardware, K mart, Do it best hardware.

does that help?


25 posted on 05/21/2012 1:19:00 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: central_va

Home Depot. Seriously. I’m more partial to the leopard-skin myself.


26 posted on 05/21/2012 1:45:51 PM PDT by newbie 10-21-00
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To: TribalPrincess2U

Back in my day girls like Wendy O. Williams had to make do with black electrical tape..


27 posted on 05/21/2012 1:59:07 PM PDT by Neidermeyer
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To: SandyInSeattle

Well, we were wondering!


28 posted on 05/21/2012 2:28:51 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (every time a liberal gets pissed off an angel gets their wings.)
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To: jazusamo
You don’t have a thing for hot pink duct tape? :-)

No, but my husband has a roll of it. Along with a nice leopard print. Gag from some of our Harley friends.

29 posted on 05/21/2012 3:26:06 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Running in circles and screaming is not a strategy.)
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To: central_va
Where does one buy hot pink duct tape?

Homo Depot.

30 posted on 05/21/2012 3:30:54 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: SandyInSeattle
Heh Heh Heh That's funny.

I didn't realize they had all the different colors until checking the link up thread.

Our youngest grandson is 8 and loves everything that's camo, going to get him a roll of it.

31 posted on 05/21/2012 3:41:13 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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To: jazusamo; SandyInSeattle

You can get all different colors of duct tape now. People make crafty-things out of it, and apparently also use drugs and stick it on themselves.

Those police officers are going to have a hard time living this down at the station house.


32 posted on 05/21/2012 3:51:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick; SandyInSeattle

LOL!

You’re right about the LEO’s, they’re going to get a lot of flak for getting whacked by a half nude female only wearing hot pink duct tape.


33 posted on 05/21/2012 4:06:51 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
Warning: Do not view the Brazilian video. LOL

NOW you tell me! LOL

For a minute there, I thought that one armed guard was going to hurt her. Glad he just let her go on her way.....to wherever...

34 posted on 05/21/2012 6:18:20 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop
What is it with women lately that they have to disrobe in public?

Dunno, but they'd better not try it around me. I, I...might look. Or something.

Seriously, I don't get it either. I'm sure such strange behavior has always gone on, but we hear more about it now because of the internet, and lowered standards of journalism.

Folks that decide to take a walk 'au naturel' in public, are either brazen exhibitionists, on drugs, or badly deranged. Sort of like your typical lib, in other words.

35 posted on 05/21/2012 6:23:53 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Windflier

Perhaps if she was drop dead gorgeous we’d had a two armed guard. LOL


36 posted on 05/21/2012 8:20:07 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
Perhaps if she was drop dead gorgeous we’d had a two armed guard. LOL

I had a feeling you'd catch that boo boo, darn it :-)

37 posted on 05/21/2012 9:30:05 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: jazusamo; Tax-chick

No pictures. That’s probably a blessing.


38 posted on 05/21/2012 9:30:32 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Running in circles and screaming is not a strategy.)
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To: Neidermeyer

I actually paid good money to see the Plasmatics.


39 posted on 05/21/2012 9:32:43 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Tex-Con-Man

Water Hole #3


40 posted on 05/21/2012 9:47:20 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
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