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To: Envisioning; farside

A word of warning: you do NOT want to claim you are a lesbian in a man’s body. I once worked with a gay guy and I mentioned to him that that was one of my dad’s favorite jokes. The guy looked at me puzzled, saying he was confused and was I sure it was a joke? I explained that my dad meant that he was attracted to women. Gay dude explained that orientation and gender are separate things and that saying you’re a lesbian in a guy’s body means that you believe you are woman. You genuinely believe that you a woman who happens to be a lesbian. He said that kind of thing is no joke and there are people who actually think this. Say that to a gay person and they will take you literally.

I promptly informed my dad. He hasn’t made that joke since. No reason to get some sicko out there interested in you.
Straight people will get the humor but watch out for the freaks and the freaks who believe them. I know you’re joking, you know you’re joking...
Just never say that outside of FR and you should be safe.

Still, it figures that the homos would ruin our fun at their expense.


36 posted on 05/22/2012 6:25:30 AM PDT by Conservaliberty (25 and conservative. I guess I have no heart, Oh, well, makes shooting the bad guys easier.)
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To: Conservaliberty; Chode; GeronL; Slings and Arrows; Jim Robinson; WVNan; Tax-chick; ...

“No reason to get some sicko out there interested in you.
Straight people will get the humor but watch out for the freaks and the freaks who believe them. I know you’re joking, you know you’re joking...
Just never say that outside of FR and you should be safe.”

It has been my experience that there are a lot of jokes best kept to Free Republic! We are the only ones who get it and if one must explain the joke it loses the punchline.


37 posted on 05/22/2012 9:00:17 AM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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