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Hundreds of words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you
Mail Online ^ | 5/26/2012 | Daniel Miller

Posted on 05/26/2012 12:39:53 PM PDT by Morgana

FULL TITLE: Revealed: Hundreds of words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you (and they include 'pork', 'cloud' and 'Mexico')

The Department of Homeland Security has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor social networking sites and online media for signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S.

The intriguing the list includes obvious choices such as 'attack', 'Al Qaeda', 'terrorism' and 'dirty bomb' alongside dozens of seemingly innocent words like 'pork', 'cloud', 'team' and 'Mexico'.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: words; wot

1 posted on 05/26/2012 12:40:08 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Pork" is listed wonder if "Bacon" is too? hardy har har "Pork"!
2 posted on 05/26/2012 12:42:00 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: All

Who gets to tell me wtf “Cloud”???? Cloud? I mean really? Why?

I did not smoke any in high school like Obama but maybe I should have.


3 posted on 05/26/2012 12:44:44 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Morgana
Phuque !

I am SO screwed !

4 posted on 05/26/2012 12:47:54 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Morgana
Conservative, Jesus, Freedom, Tea, Constitution, church, impeach, birth certificate, Barry, Sinclair, Liberty, Justice (unless preceded by “social”), Capitalism, market, ineligible, ..........
5 posted on 05/26/2012 12:49:44 PM PDT by faucetman ( Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: Morgana

They probably track “Barry” “Obozo” and “Moochele” as well as “Free” “Republic” and “Freerepublic” and variants.

They probably have every post ever made on FR.


6 posted on 05/26/2012 12:53:07 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: Morgana

7 posted on 05/26/2012 12:53:59 PM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: Morgana

Brush fire in San Diego?


8 posted on 05/26/2012 12:54:17 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: Morgana

I was relieved to see these words NOT on the list:

Obozo
Obummer
Obutthead
Obamanation
Obamy

Many more such, Moochell, Moochellantoinet, etc.

I would already be jail.


9 posted on 05/26/2012 12:54:26 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Morgana

I waffle back and forth between believing that these government B*stards realize they are sitting on a powder keg due to their foul, corrupt and degenerate governance; and, the belief that Americans have become so degenerate that they are fit only for slavery.


10 posted on 05/26/2012 12:55:33 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Morgana
Hmmm, that gives me an idea...

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

11 posted on 05/26/2012 12:56:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: PoloSec

ayatollah obama or iman obama as well...


12 posted on 05/26/2012 12:56:58 PM PDT by God luvs America (63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
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To: Morgana

And the number one way to guarantee the government is tracking you?

By being one of the people who looks up the words the government uses to track you, of course.


13 posted on 05/26/2012 12:59:03 PM PDT by Talisker (He who commands, must obey.)
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To: Morgana

bm


14 posted on 05/26/2012 12:59:54 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: Morgana

This is porking ridiculous!


15 posted on 05/26/2012 1:00:51 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Morgana
Ahh but we can replace words with images..

Ho Ho! they never thought of that!

16 posted on 05/26/2012 1:04:12 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Morgana
The Department of Homeland Security has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor social networking sites and online media for signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S.

The 9/11 terrorist attacks took 3000 innocent lives, triggered US invasions of two countries and has ushered in an era where we Americans accept and tolerate being relentlessly monitored and spied on by our own government - online monitoring, public cameras, drone aircraft in US skies...this is starting to make the East German Stasi look like small potatoes in domestic surveillance.

I thought al-Qaida was mostly defeated - the government keeps saying so. Why is the government ramping up it's domestic surveillance instead of winding it down? Yes, it's a rhetorical question.
17 posted on 05/26/2012 1:06:57 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Morgana

Looking through that list, they must target just about everything posted by everyone about everything. (Yes, this message would get flagged for the word “target”.)


18 posted on 05/26/2012 1:07:31 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: Morgana

pork, pork, pork, pork

I for one am glad to have the list. I will make sure to use these words every single day online.


19 posted on 05/26/2012 1:18:35 PM PDT by Lorianne (fedgov, taxporkmoney)
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To: Morgana

pork, pork, pork, pork

I for one am glad to have the list. I will make sure to use these words every single day online.


20 posted on 05/26/2012 1:18:54 PM PDT by Lorianne (fedgov, taxporkmoney)
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To: Morgana

I assume this thread will be closely monitored by the gubmint.


21 posted on 05/26/2012 1:19:55 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil)
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To: Morgana

Mexico pork clouds! Mexico pork clouds! Mexico pork clouds!


22 posted on 05/26/2012 1:27:51 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: Morgana

Aw, jeez! The fact that I mentioned on FB that I’m smoking a pork shoulder this weekend marks me as a potential terrorist...

But I will still go through with my act of delicious terrorism.


23 posted on 05/26/2012 1:31:00 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (To criticize the government is to speak blasphemy against a liberal's god.)
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To: mylife

Nice pic, but why is the slaw on the side? I like mine on the sammich.


24 posted on 05/26/2012 1:32:10 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (To criticize the government is to speak blasphemy against a liberal's god.)
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To: mylife

25 posted on 05/26/2012 1:41:59 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: Morgana

I went to Mexico the other day. I had a pork taco. It was so good I felt like I was sitting on a cloud!!


26 posted on 05/26/2012 1:43:35 PM PDT by sean327 (God created all men equal, then some become Marines!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

They will only come after you if you were smoking it in Mexico under a cloud.


27 posted on 05/26/2012 1:44:59 PM PDT by sean327 (God created all men equal, then some become Marines!)
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To: Morgana; Lazamataz

I really wanted to pork this Mexican chick who was flying with her soccer team but there was too much turbulence from all the cloud cover. Guess I won’t write about it.


28 posted on 05/26/2012 1:51:02 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: ChildOfThe60s

LOL!


29 posted on 05/26/2012 1:52:30 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Morgana

DEAR GOVERNMENT MONITORS: I am not with these people, I swear.


30 posted on 05/26/2012 1:54:03 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Slaw is good on the sandwich.
Good call!


31 posted on 05/26/2012 1:54:31 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Morgana

When your medical records go on line, pray you don’t have an infectious disease.


32 posted on 05/26/2012 1:58:45 PM PDT by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est; zero sera dans l'enfer bientot.)
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To: freedumb2003

Unngh!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1235991/posts


33 posted on 05/26/2012 2:02:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Morgana

Meanwhile the Secret Service is bopping Central American whores.


34 posted on 05/26/2012 2:15:14 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: PoloSec; Morgana

Originated Meshell Obigmouthmama . . .

Have seen Ovomit - - -


35 posted on 05/26/2012 2:25:59 PM PDT by USARightSide ( SUPPORTING O U R TROOPS)
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To: Morgana

So - Mr. Gumshoe has moved into computers, and is watching messages with seemingly innocent words like ‘pork’, ‘cloud’, ‘team’ and ‘Mexico’.

Solution:
1. change “pork” to “sweinfleisch”, or “the new white meat”.
2. substitute “atmospheric water caused visual obscurant” for cloud.
3. use “collective effort” instead of team.
4. use “Messico” for both accuracy and avoiding Mr. Gumshoe.


36 posted on 05/26/2012 2:44:58 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: PoloSec

Wookie
Sasquatch
Yeti
Momo
Yowie
Meh-Teh
Raksah
Himalayan Beast
Skunk ape
Abominable Snowman
Kikomba
The Great Bear


37 posted on 05/26/2012 3:21:25 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Morgana

Liberty, individual rights, freedom of speech, press, assembly, association, Second Amendment......

Are these on the list, too?


38 posted on 05/27/2012 4:44:29 AM PDT by elcid1970 (Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind.")
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To: Morgana

Is “Boob-belt” on the list?


39 posted on 05/27/2012 5:28:56 AM PDT by WackySam (Obama got Osama just like Nixon landed on the moon.)
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To: Morgana

40 posted on 05/27/2012 5:30:27 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: Revolting cat!; Rocky

Somewhere is a government agent who wonders why he/she landed the job of monitoring a bunch of third graders.


41 posted on 05/27/2012 9:57:02 AM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Dr.Deth

That’s one seriously disturbing image there. Know anything about the backstory?


42 posted on 05/27/2012 2:35:27 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: Morgana

Could it be worse than reading Democratic Underground? Or AttackWatch.com?


43 posted on 05/27/2012 4:02:23 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil)
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To: Rocky

“Democratic Underground? Or AttackWatch.com?”

Well there it is third grade but they are products of “no child left behind”. At least we are third grade gifted class.


44 posted on 05/27/2012 5:18:57 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Morgana

Some threads bring out the third grade in us.


45 posted on 05/27/2012 8:04:23 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil)
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To: Morgana

Thank goodness we have a six grader watching over us!


46 posted on 05/27/2012 8:08:23 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: faucetman

Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.....


47 posted on 05/27/2012 8:08:45 PM PDT by papertyger ("And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if..."))
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To: Rocky
Recess Pictures, Images and Photos
48 posted on 05/27/2012 8:18:24 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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