Posted on 05/29/2012 1:05:18 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.
Police said they got a call at 10 p.m. Sunday from someone saying Wayne Carter, 43, had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.
(Excerpt) Read more at northjersey.com ...
Yes. Yes it is.
Japanese people committing seppuku had seconds who were supposed to cut off their heads when the pain became unbearable
Of course, this doesn't account for our boutique drug culture, with idiots stoned out of their gourds. Like someone else noted earlier, the hangover must be a doozy. I cut my what!!?
Seems a bit tame for today’s “standards”.
The RE-embowelment before the final part is missing, or perhaps someone forgot to put the instestines back in the scene.
Put him in with that naked freak who ate a man’s face and they’ll be happy.
Wow seems quite a few people have been raiding Nancy Pelosis medicine cabinet this week. First a naked guy goes on a rampage and chews a mans face off, now this guy with the intestines. What are they trying to do, impress liberals? “Hey have you ever thought of running for office?”
“Are sleeper pod people coming out of the word work? First the guy eating someone’s face off and now this!”
Right, that’s what I’m thinking. I think the Zombie infection is spreading - face eaters and intestine throwers. Better turn on my outside motion and vibration detectors so they can’t attack my house without my knowing it.
Now,I like broccoli but hardly anyone else does - maybe sitting broccoli outside will scare them off.
LOL - That sounds like a plan!
- I will also put bowls of brussel sprouts around the house too....what a strange world.
Had to look that up. Quite fascinating although I had a vague recollection of hearing about the practice. Just so many years ago that I probably studied that in college and now I was able to ruminate a bit by looking it up. Horrible practice, quite brave and in their sense; noble. Takes guts to do. LOL
Thanks for that bit of historical reference on the practice.
The hangover’s embarrassment this guy feels is probably much worse than one wherein I made those stupid late night calls as a youthful party guy. LOL. Those were bad enough. I said what? I called who? Oh brother. I guess that’s better than hearing or reading or being told I flung intestines at people after disemboweling myself.
First the face eating guy, and now this. Good grief. Zombie virus?
Fry up some chitterlings and serve them up with grits!!
“I will also put bowls of brussel sprouts around the house too....what a strange world.”
I like those, too. What time might you be putting those out?
I bought one Zombie book and my husband thought I was nuts. It was fun reading. I need to get another one.
He didn’t get it that we preppers use the Zombie name to describe those who may come after our stuff ‘cause they don’t have any stuff and are desperate.
The movie has to be seen to be believed. It helps to have been drinking with friends. The bottom line of the movie is “That which kills you makes you stronger”, though they never quite get around to explaining why.
Brothers and sisters, can I get a “WTF?”
Wow. That takes guts.
Drugs.
Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2888514/posts
Miami Monster Eats Man’s Face
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2889053/posts
The libertarian constituency will eventually depopulate itself.
Unlike Pelosi, he wanted to show what was in it before it passed.....
The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.
Other than making the intestines very tasty!
Oh man, I cant stop laffing!
Enough of this tripe.
You wanna piece of me?
That gets a few guffaws from Nashville. Dear God.....
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