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12 Houses That Will Get You Through A Zombie Apocalypse
Buzzfeed ^ | 05/29/2012 | Matt Stopera

Posted on 05/30/2012 11:32:30 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

So, if you haven't heard, some guy ate another guy's face off and we're on the verge of a zombie apocalypse. Luckily, there are shelters around the world that will protect you. Buy them before it's too late.
 
 

“The Safe House” designed by KWK Promes
1. “The Safe House” designed by KWK Promes
The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.
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The pool.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: pfalcwicst; zombie
 
 
 
Bjork's (almost) house
2. Bjork's (almost) house 
This house is located on an island called Elliðaey near Vestmannaeyjar, a small archipelago off the south coast of Iceland. The house was given Bjork from her Iceland as a “Thank You” for putting Iceland on the international map. Bjork never accepted the gift because of public outrage.
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Dunbar Rock, Honduras
3. Dunbar Rock, Honduras 
The house on Dunbar rock has 6 rooms each with private bath and balcony. It's 30 feet above an abundant natural reef, which means plenty of fish.
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more Zombie proof homes...... 
 
 


1 posted on 05/30/2012 11:32:33 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Bump before I get bumped off by a zombie.


2 posted on 05/30/2012 11:44:55 AM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Responsibility2nd
Reported Engineer Concept Drawing of the new Presidential Safe House being built for Obama's second term.


Note the nearby geothermal power source that will be tapped so as to provide 'green' energy to the new complex.

3 posted on 05/30/2012 11:48:38 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

You call that safe? I could storm that place with two Hobbits and a pocket full of Lembas.


4 posted on 05/30/2012 12:04:34 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Kartographer
...and every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor!
160 days left on this journey.
5 posted on 05/30/2012 12:08:14 PM PDT by TheCause ("that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States")
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To: Responsibility2nd
This year I had my Dual enrollment architecture students design a "Man Cave", next we are doing a Zombie Proof house.

One of my students looked at the idea and he said he is already working on a design.

I love motivated students.

6 posted on 05/30/2012 12:15:47 PM PDT by verga (Party like it is 1773)
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To: Responsibility2nd
This year I had my Dual enrollment architecture students design a "Man Cave", next we are doing a Zombie Proof house.

One of my students looked at the idea and he said he is already working on a design.

I love motivated students.

7 posted on 05/30/2012 12:16:16 PM PDT by verga (Party like it is 1773)
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To: Responsibility2nd

PFALCWICST


8 posted on 05/30/2012 12:27:39 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Darn, just a wee bit out of my budget........

Guess I’ll have to rely on canned goods and multiple projectile based home defense tools courtesy of my friends at Rock River, Savage, Marlin, Remington and Ruger; as well as consumables from their associates at Federal.


9 posted on 05/30/2012 12:30:47 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: razorback-bert

I polled the entire internet.

No one but you knows what PFALCWICST means.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=hugo+chavez+to+cuba&oq=hugo+chavez+to+cuba&aq=f&aqi=g-b3g-q3&aql=&gs_l=hp.3..0i8l3j0i22l3.78.4359.1.5687.11.8.0.3.3.0.281.874.6j1j1.8.0...0.0.28YJY198wPA&pbx=1&biw=1152&bih=693&cad=cbv&sei=7mrGT5fOHOKL2AWQmqnJAQ#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=PFALCWICST&oq=PFALCWICST&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=serp.3...2757099.2757099.1.2758224.1.1.0.0.0.0.109.109.0j1.1.0...0.0.or4EWncRFvA&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=84edde5b1da8c80b&biw=1152&bih=693


10 posted on 05/30/2012 12:34:34 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: TigersEye
I could storm that place with two Hobbits and a pocket full of Lembas.

I believe the word you're looking for is "infiltrate" ... and it was two Hobbits and and ex-Hobbit.

We doesn't want to forget the ex-Hobbitses, does we, Precious?

11 posted on 05/30/2012 12:37:31 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

How is Celene Dion’s water house considered secure? The others I understand are hard to get to or built to withstand nukes.


12 posted on 05/30/2012 12:40:08 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: Responsibility2nd

The almost-Bjork’s house is breathtaking.

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Elli%C3%B0aey,+Vestmannaeyjar,+%C3%8Dsland&hl=en&ie=UTF8&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=72.059064,56.513672&oq=Elli%C3%B0aey+Vestmannaeyjar+&t=h&hnear=Elli%C3%B0aey&z=15


13 posted on 05/30/2012 12:43:10 PM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
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To: TigersEye

Unless they wrap a towel around their heads and carry a Koran they will never make it past the TSA checkpoint at the border! If nothing else the TSA is for sure to confiscate the Lembas because I am sure it isn’t Halal.


14 posted on 05/30/2012 12:45:31 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: tbw2

Seems the point is to make the most of what little time is left, rather than maximizing the time left as dully as possible. Contrast her house with the buried buses complex.


15 posted on 05/30/2012 12:45:37 PM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
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To: verga

Fast zombies ? (28 days, rage virus)
Slow zombies ? (Walking Dead)

Level of intelligence? Can they climb a ladder? Stairs?

Cause of zombification?

Always thought a ditch, fencing that corralled them in like you do cattle, etc, would be effective.


16 posted on 05/30/2012 12:56:42 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (I will never vote for Romney. Ever.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

PingForALaterConnectionWhereICanSeeThem.

Simple, huh?


17 posted on 05/30/2012 12:57:10 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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To: razorback-bert
Yay!
 
You went from nothing found
 
 
 

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1 hour ago – To: Responsibility2nd. PFALCWICST. 8 posted on 05/30/2012 12:27:39 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?) ...

Now the whole world knows your secret acronym.

18 posted on 05/30/2012 1:07:25 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: ArrogantBustard

The ex-Hobbit wasn’t exactly working for the cause as I recall so I didn’t count him.


19 posted on 05/30/2012 1:33:37 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: TigersEye
>"You call that safe? I could storm that place with two Hobbits and a pocket full of Lembas."

You think you've got it all fingered out.

20 posted on 05/30/2012 1:51:48 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: Responsibility2nd
The first one is a beautiful home.

Was digging on the old missile silo until I came across this still...

It looks like a location straight out of "Silent Hill"!

21 posted on 05/30/2012 3:19:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I plan to ring my house with running treadmills. Zombies can't navigate a running treadmill.

If the treadmill thing don't work out, I've got some suppressed .22's and a crap-load of ammo that can help (without making too much mess).

22 posted on 05/30/2012 6:34:34 PM PDT by jaydee770
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