Posted on 05/30/2012 9:13:04 PM PDT by EveningStar
BE AFRAID. Be very afraid.
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How in the heck does #5 happen!
This has happened to me numerous tines LOL
Let’s hear it for #14!
I HATE #3 and #12
Don’t be ridiculous.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Whats worse about 5 is when its a pocket and you hear RRrrriiippp, and then feel a breeze.
I hate when you nuy coffee and other items for breakfast at the McD’s and the clerk sets your coffee down on the edge of the tray, not watching what they’re doing, and the cup starts to tip over and you grab for it and your grip squishes the coffee right out of the cup because the clerk didn’t put the lid on tight ... and I could keep going with more ‘fast food faux pas’, but just the remembering is starting to piss me off!
I hate when you buy coffee and other items for breakfast at the McD’s and the clerk sets your coffee down on the edge of the tray, not watching what they’re doing, and the cup starts to tip over and you grab for it and your grip squishes the coffee right out of the cup because the clerk didn’t put the lid on tight ... and I could keep going with more ‘fast food faux pas’, but just the remembering is starting to piss me off!
Sue the bastards!
They gave you an unbalanced meal and an unbalanced tray!
Being married to Michele O, Barbra Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Roseanne Barr, Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman-Putz, MAXINE WATERS (aihhhhh!), Mayor Bloomberg, Gov. Moonbeam, Alan Grayson, many Democratic politicians, Bill Maher, Ed Schulz, Keith Olbermann, Lawrence “I’m crazy” O’Donnell, Al “I’m not really a preacher” Sharpton, and Jesse “Which wife are you?” Jackson.
Biden’s hair plug doctor.
David Axelrod’s moustache clipper.
Rahm Emanuel’s tutu cleaner.
Oh the tray was balanced, sitting flat on the counter. grrrr ... I don’t wanna talk about it. I’m going to bed.
With an faulty seal on the lid and a weak container!
Oh this is an open and shut case!
Sweet creams ;)
If whomever wrote this wants some real problems, I’ll be happy to provide them.
You should go back there and teach 'em a lesson.
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