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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 06/01/2012 6:19:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

















TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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AND, if you do see a car with an Obama bumper sticker, here's a handy note you can leave:

1 posted on 06/01/2012 6:19:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!!! It’s finally Friday!!!


2 posted on 06/01/2012 6:20:53 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP FIVE WOO HOO!!!!!
3 posted on 06/01/2012 6:21:42 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen
IBTP! Top 5!
4 posted on 06/01/2012 6:22:26 AM PDT by Envisioning (Call me a racist........, one more time..........)
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To: Lucky9teen

A Great Weekend to All!


5 posted on 06/01/2012 6:23:02 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10!


6 posted on 06/01/2012 6:24:35 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Lucky9teen

In! 1st . Time. Ever.


7 posted on 06/01/2012 6:25:46 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

No ping yet? Top 10?


8 posted on 06/01/2012 6:26:11 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Nice legs!


9 posted on 06/01/2012 6:30:04 AM PDT by KMG365
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10!


10 posted on 06/01/2012 6:34:34 AM PDT by proudpapa
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What do you get when you combine the Democrat Donkey Logo
with Obama’s big O?

Ass-Hole!


11 posted on 06/01/2012 6:37:00 AM PDT by princess leah
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...







CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


12 posted on 06/01/2012 6:39:57 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: JRios1968
I had to redo my ping graphics....the web they were from was no longer available.


13 posted on 06/01/2012 6:44:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!!!


14 posted on 06/01/2012 6:46:04 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 20!

YAY!


15 posted on 06/01/2012 6:47:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Lucky9teen

16 posted on 06/01/2012 6:51:05 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

stealing this. My new facebook photo.


17 posted on 06/01/2012 6:59:53 AM PDT by holly go-rightly
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To: JRios1968
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18 posted on 06/01/2012 7:00:40 AM PDT by cartan
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To: KMG365

You were supposed to notice the manicured nails!

Some FReepers can’t buy a clue.


19 posted on 06/01/2012 7:00:59 AM PDT by proudpapa
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To: Lucky9teen

20 posted on 06/01/2012 7:05:40 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lucky9teen
I want one of THESE:


21 posted on 06/01/2012 7:09:40 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lucky9teen

22 posted on 06/01/2012 7:19:37 AM PDT by Baynative (REMEMBER: Without America there is no free world!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Got these in an email this morning ....


23 posted on 06/01/2012 7:38:48 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: Lucky9teen

lololol


24 posted on 06/01/2012 7:41:39 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen

Love that one


25 posted on 06/01/2012 7:42:33 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen

When Big Gulps are outlawed....only outlaws will have Big Gulps

Beware the refill police!!!!


26 posted on 06/01/2012 7:46:26 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: cartan
No, You Fail.
27 posted on 06/01/2012 7:46:32 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: al_c

ROFL at a lot of those! hehehhe


28 posted on 06/01/2012 7:47:38 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen

29 posted on 06/01/2012 7:51:14 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.
We would choose our nominees... They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support.

I had never seen Olivia’s mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.
Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better
place. He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia’s turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.She said, “If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream.” She sat down.

The class went wild. “Yes! Yes! We want ice cream.”

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn’t sure. But no one pursued that question. They took her at her word.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it....She didn’t know.

The class really didn’t care. All they were thinking about was ice cream...

Jamie was forgotten.. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 51.4 % of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48.6% percent know they’re going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess.


30 posted on 06/01/2012 7:52:32 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

31 posted on 06/01/2012 7:55:46 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lucky9teen

32 posted on 06/01/2012 7:57:34 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

33 posted on 06/01/2012 8:01:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge

34 posted on 06/01/2012 8:18:01 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: al_c

35 posted on 06/01/2012 8:19:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

Nice graphic, but it excludes 100 items that are an even bigger problem: The Senate.

The trouble with too many Congresscritters is that they think recycle means they getting re-elected.


36 posted on 06/01/2012 8:19:49 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Lucky9teen

The silliness thread is here! The silliness thread is here!

37 posted on 06/01/2012 8:24:16 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen; txhurl; basil; lormand; wolfcreek
Real story:

Oops! APD officers caught dragging gas nozzle through street

An embarrassing moment for some APD officers was caught on camera when a FOX 7 viewer snapped a photo of a patrol car dragging a gas nozzle through the streets.

The viewer, Nate, told FOX 7 he took the photo Wednesday morning after he dropped his daughter off at school near Koenig and Burnet.

As Nate passed the car, he said there were two officers inside and neither appeared to realize they were dragging the nozzle and hose.

Nate said the officer driving was talking on his cell phone and probably could not hear the sound of the hose dragging along.

The Austin Police Department told FOX 7 the incident was under investigation and that supervisors would determine if there will be any disciplinary action.

Have you ever driven away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in your car? If so tell us about it in the comments below.

38 posted on 06/01/2012 8:48:14 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Lucky9teen
[PROGRAM IS NOT RESPONDING.]

[DAMMIT.]

39 posted on 06/01/2012 8:50:48 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: unique1

Stolt


40 posted on 06/01/2012 8:54:26 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: JRios1968

41 posted on 06/01/2012 9:09:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yup!

42 posted on 06/01/2012 9:16:55 AM PDT by pikachu (After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F !)
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To: al_c
Love those ads.
 
A few more "What were they thinking!".....
 

 
 
 
 


43 posted on 06/01/2012 9:20:54 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

You should have put a NSFW tag on that one! My God those limbs are pale !!! MY EYES !!!!!


44 posted on 06/01/2012 9:40:11 AM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance with the EPA)
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To: Lucky9teen

You should have put a NSFW tag on that one! My God those limbs are pale !!! MY EYES !!!!!


45 posted on 06/01/2012 9:40:35 AM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance with the EPA)
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To: pikachu; Drumbo

LOL! Full. Of. Win.

Oh, annnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd... Happy Fridaaaaaaayyyy!


46 posted on 06/01/2012 9:49:15 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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47 posted on 06/01/2012 10:08:39 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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48 posted on 06/01/2012 10:46:46 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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49 posted on 06/01/2012 11:09:24 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Lucky9teen
From my Hubby, an engineer:

Engineer In Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says,
“Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets
dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators,
which makes the engineer a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and
there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

Engineering Laws

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable, and three parts which are still under development.
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
If you can’t fix it — document it.
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

Real Engineers

Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.
Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
Real Engineers say “It’s 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 Kelvin” and all you say is “Isn’t it a nice day?”
Real Engineers wear badges so they don’t forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying “Don’t offer me a ride today. I drove my own car.”
Real Engineers’ politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.
Real Engineers know the “ABC’s of Infrared” from A to B.
Real Engineers know how to take the cover off of their computer, and are not afraid to do it.
Real Engineers’ briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of “Quantum Physics,” and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
Real Engineers don’t find the above at all funny.

Top 10 Things Engineering School Didn’t Teach YouThe Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball

A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

50 posted on 06/01/2012 11:15:45 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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