Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

mailonline ^ | 6/2012 | hartley-parkinson

[doug from upland]

Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

Woman was 'eating when she felt a prickling sensation in her mouth' She was chewing 'sperm sacks', which forcefully shoot sperm Sperm in turn try to embed themselves when they land But have no fear in the West... Squid's internal organs are (generally) removed before serving

By Richard Hartley-parkinson

PUBLISHED: 03:40 EST, 15 June 2012 | UPDATED: 15:06 EST, 15 June 2012

A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, according to a claim in a bio-tech report.

The real-life 'octo-mum', from South Korea, was eating a portion of cooked whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth.

The bizarre claim has been made in a scientific paper from the National Center for Biotechnology Information in Bethesda, Maryland.

Good enough to give birth to? The woman from South Korea was eating cooked squid when she 'was impregnated by the sea creature'

The lady told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.

When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

[Izzy Dunne]

I didn’t read this.

I didn’t really read this.

Somebody wake me up, please.

[mountn man]

ping

[Hulka]

I need to get my wire brush so I can scrub my mind after reading this story. . .

[driftdiver]

They eat a lot of octopus there (not squid) and there are many dishes where the octopus is barely cooked and in some cases its raw.

[RightWingNut]

I have to say it

DID SHE SWALLOW ?????

[cripplecreek]

The Alien flicks have been running on SyFy lately.

[Ham Hock]

Not something one would want to be remembered for.

[dinodino]

Ew, gross. I just made grilled baby octopus for dinner yesterday, too. I’m *so* glad this didn’t happen when eating it.

[steve86]

I’m going to get my pressure washer AND wire brush.

[Jack Hammer]

Welcome to the National Inquirer.

Didn’t I see this headline the last time I was in the supermarket.

[txhurl]

Listerine. Spray it in your eyes. Gargle and swish with it. Spray it in your ears and cock your head so it goes to your brain.

Barnacles containing squid instantly attached to her TEETH?

I think I need to go lay down.

[pops88]

Crap. My favorite “eat out” food here in Las Vegas is calamari at Firefly on Paradise. Hmm, hard to know if that’s a plug or I’ll get a table faster next time....

[doug from upland]

How do you know it didn’t happen? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[the invisib1e hand]

[KGeorge]

No joke. Reeeeeeally revolting. AFAIC, squid is bait, no matter how sophisticated & elegantly it is named.
Yikes.

[Doogle]

"....and I can pull the trigger with my tail"

[I see my hands]

I've never asked that any post or thread (other than a couple of my own posts I thought better of) be pulled and I'm not going to start now. But I think the OP ought to ask that this thread be removed. JMO.

[piroque]

If I wrote what I was really thinking,I’d be band

[Charles Henrickson]

Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

File this under "Sentences that have never been written before."

[txhurl]

Chickensh*t.

[JRandomFreeper]

Is why God made deep-frying.

Nothing gets through that...

I appreciate this thread. I had fried catfish tonight. I expect I'll have nightmares in 6 hours or so.

/johnny

[cripplecreek]

[Colonel_Flagg]

Okay, that’s just wrong. Really, reeeeeeeely wrong.

[Hulka]

This thread is absolutely hilarious.

[piroque]

I have to say it DID SHE SWALLOW ?????

apparently no ;)

[Ditter]

If this is true it is beyond disgusting. Even worse than a friend of a friend who got pregnant in her arm when some South American insect stung her and laid eggs in her arm. She didn't do anything about it until they started to hatch. UGH!

[carriage_hill]

To quote that coed in “Animal House”,

Icky, I-C-K-Y, icky!

[cripplecreek]

Is there anything Asians can’t do?

First burgers made out of poop, now oral aquaculture.

[the invisib1e hand]

they tend to wig under pressure.

[lonevoice]

Oh...Emmm...Gee.

[mountn man]

Spray it in your ears and cock your head so it goes to your brain.

You didn't just use that word in THIS THREAD!

[KarlInOhio]

Is why God made deep-frying. Nothing gets through that...

I think I'll go with flame broiled.

[Charles Henrickson]

Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

Truth be known, it was our Secretary of State, on one of her trips to the Far East. Here is one of the offspring, fully grown. They call it "The Comeback Squid":

[JoeProBono]

[the invisib1e hand]

[txhurl]

Now you see why Texans fry everything? Do you hear alien-hatching stories coming out of even Houston? Of course you don’t. Deep fry it, my fellow man.

[the invisib1e hand]

Here we go:

[carriage_hill]

I’m gonna use a 1,500psi sand blaster!

[HangnJudge]

Pregnant is not, perhaps, the correct word

Maybe

Parasitized, Zeno-engrafted, etc.
But not Pregnant

Still, way serious icky

[cripplecreek]

Sure, I spose I might have im-pregnerated one of them thar ornamentals in my day. What of it?

[taillightchaser]

Mystery solved folks. I think we’ve finally found odumbo’s real mommy.

[Jack Hydrazine]

What has been read cannot be unread!

We need a demotivational poster with those words with a freaked out cat on it.

[SaraJohnson]

Geesh, Doug. Thanks for this nightmare.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“According to Science 2.0, a spermatophore is similar to a cup of semen.”

Reminds me of an old joke,,,, which I will not tell,,,, because I like it here!

[the invisib1e hand]

Mystery solved folks. I think we’ve finally found odumbo’s real mommy.

Ha!

[txhurl]

[rabidralph]

Oh, Yuck!!

[txhurl]

[cripplecreek]

Gotta love Early Cuyler.

Unknown Hinson does the voice of Early.

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