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Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari
mailonline ^ | 6/2012 | hartley-parkinson

Posted on 06/15/2012 5:01:50 PM PDT by doug from upland

Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

Woman was 'eating when she felt a prickling sensation in her mouth' She was chewing 'sperm sacks', which forcefully shoot sperm Sperm in turn try to embed themselves when they land But have no fear in the West... Squid's internal organs are (generally) removed before serving

By Richard Hartley-parkinson

PUBLISHED: 03:40 EST, 15 June 2012 | UPDATED: 15:06 EST, 15 June 2012

A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, according to a claim in a bio-tech report.

The real-life 'octo-mum', from South Korea, was eating a portion of cooked whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth.

The bizarre claim has been made in a scientific paper from the National Center for Biotechnology Information in Bethesda, Maryland.

Good enough to give birth to? The woman from South Korea was eating cooked squid when she 'was impregnated by the sea creature'

The lady told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.

When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: calamari; napl; squid; yuk
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1 posted on 06/15/2012 5:02:01 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

I didn’t read this.

I didn’t really read this.

Somebody wake me up, please.


2 posted on 06/15/2012 5:04:08 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

ping


3 posted on 06/15/2012 5:06:54 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

I need to get my wire brush so I can scrub my mind after reading this story. . .


4 posted on 06/15/2012 5:07:40 PM PDT by Hulka
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To: doug from upland

They eat a lot of octopus there (not squid) and there are many dishes where the octopus is barely cooked and in some cases its raw.


5 posted on 06/15/2012 5:08:20 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: doug from upland

I have to say it

DID SHE SWALLOW ?????


6 posted on 06/15/2012 5:08:56 PM PDT by RightWingNut
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To: Izzy Dunne

The Alien flicks have been running on SyFy lately.


7 posted on 06/15/2012 5:09:04 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: doug from upland

Not something one would want to be remembered for.


8 posted on 06/15/2012 5:09:27 PM PDT by Ham Hock ( i)
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To: doug from upland

Ew, gross. I just made grilled baby octopus for dinner yesterday, too. I’m *so* glad this didn’t happen when eating it.


9 posted on 06/15/2012 5:09:42 PM PDT by dinodino
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To: Hulka

I’m going to get my pressure washer AND wire brush.


10 posted on 06/15/2012 5:10:01 PM PDT by steve86 (Acerbic by nature not nurture TM)
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To: doug from upland

Welcome to the National Inquirer.

Didn’t I see this headline the last time I was in the supermarket.


11 posted on 06/15/2012 5:10:14 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Izzy Dunne

Listerine. Spray it in your eyes. Gargle and swish with it. Spray it in your ears and cock your head so it goes to your brain.

Barnacles containing squid instantly attached to her TEETH?

I think I need to go lay down.


12 posted on 06/15/2012 5:10:24 PM PDT by txhurl (Scott Walker is my President.)
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To: doug from upland

Crap. My favorite “eat out” food here in Las Vegas is calamari at Firefly on Paradise. Hmm, hard to know if that’s a plug or I’ll get a table faster next time....


13 posted on 06/15/2012 5:11:00 PM PDT by pops88 (Standing with Breitbart for truth.)
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To: dinodino

How do you know it didn’t happen? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


14 posted on 06/15/2012 5:11:00 PM PDT by doug from upland (Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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To: doug from upland

15 posted on 06/15/2012 5:11:06 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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To: Izzy Dunne

No joke. Reeeeeeally revolting. AFAIC, squid is bait, no matter how sophisticated & elegantly it is named.
Yikes.


16 posted on 06/15/2012 5:11:06 PM PDT by KGeorge
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To: doug from upland

"....and I can pull the trigger with my tail"

17 posted on 06/15/2012 5:11:23 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: doug from upland
I've never asked that any post or thread (other than a couple of my own posts I thought better of) be pulled and I'm not going to start now. But I think the OP ought to ask that this thread be removed. JMO.

18 posted on 06/15/2012 5:12:10 PM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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To: doug from upland

If I wrote what I was really thinking,I’d be band


19 posted on 06/15/2012 5:14:35 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: doug from upland; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

File this under "Sentences that have never been written before."

20 posted on 06/15/2012 5:14:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: I see my hands

Chickensh*t.


21 posted on 06/15/2012 5:15:28 PM PDT by txhurl (Scott Walker is my President.)
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To: doug from upland
Is why God made deep-frying.

Nothing gets through that...

I appreciate this thread. I had fried catfish tonight. I expect I'll have nightmares in 6 hours or so.

/johnny

22 posted on 06/15/2012 5:15:34 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: the invisib1e hand
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23 posted on 06/15/2012 5:16:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: doug from upland

Okay, that’s just wrong. Really, reeeeeeeely wrong.


24 posted on 06/15/2012 5:17:14 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Conservatism is not a matter of convenience.)
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To: steve86

This thread is absolutely hilarious.


25 posted on 06/15/2012 5:18:18 PM PDT by Hulka
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To: RightWingNut
I have to say it DID SHE SWALLOW ?????

apparently no ;)

26 posted on 06/15/2012 5:18:22 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: doug from upland
If this is true it is beyond disgusting. Even worse than a friend of a friend who got pregnant in her arm when some South American insect stung her and laid eggs in her arm. She didn't do anything about it until they started to hatch. UGH!
27 posted on 06/15/2012 5:19:11 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: doug from upland

To quote that coed in “Animal House”,

Icky, I-C-K-Y, icky!


28 posted on 06/15/2012 5:20:07 PM PDT by carriage_hill (All libs & most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: doug from upland

Is there anything Asians can’t do?

First burgers made out of poop, now oral aquaculture.


29 posted on 06/15/2012 5:20:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: cripplecreek

they tend to wig under pressure.


30 posted on 06/15/2012 5:23:01 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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To: Ditter

Oh...Emmm...Gee.


31 posted on 06/15/2012 5:23:48 PM PDT by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: txhurl
Spray it in your ears and cock your head so it goes to your brain.

You didn't just use that word in THIS THREAD!

32 posted on 06/15/2012 5:24:22 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Is why God made deep-frying. Nothing gets through that...

I think I'll go with flame broiled.


33 posted on 06/15/2012 5:24:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: doug from upland; mikrofon; martin_fierro; CounterCounterCulture
Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

Truth be known, it was our Secretary of State, on one of her trips to the Far East. Here is one of the offspring, fully grown. They call it "The Comeback Squid":


34 posted on 06/15/2012 5:27:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Comeback Squid.)
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To: doug from upland

35 posted on 06/15/2012 5:27:01 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: cripplecreek

36 posted on 06/15/2012 5:28:54 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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To: KarlInOhio

Now you see why Texans fry everything? Do you hear alien-hatching stories coming out of even Houston? Of course you don’t. Deep fry it, my fellow man.


37 posted on 06/15/2012 5:29:08 PM PDT by txhurl (Scott Walker is my President.)
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To: doug from upland
Here we go:


38 posted on 06/15/2012 5:30:47 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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To: steve86

I’m gonna use a 1,500psi sand blaster!


39 posted on 06/15/2012 5:32:36 PM PDT by carriage_hill (All libs & most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: doug from upland
Pregnant is not, perhaps, the correct word

Maybe

Parasitized, Zeno-engrafted, etc.
But not Pregnant

Still, way serious icky

40 posted on 06/15/2012 5:32:59 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: the invisib1e hand
Sure, I spose I might have im-pregnerated one of them thar ornamentals in my day. What of it?

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41 posted on 06/15/2012 5:33:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: doug from upland

Mystery solved folks. I think we’ve finally found odumbo’s real mommy.


42 posted on 06/15/2012 5:35:14 PM PDT by taillightchaser (When a dimorat says"The American people" the next words will be a lie.)
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To: txhurl

What has been read cannot be unread!

We need a demotivational poster with those words with a freaked out cat on it.


43 posted on 06/15/2012 5:36:40 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: doug from upland

Geesh, Doug. Thanks for this nightmare.


44 posted on 06/15/2012 5:39:39 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: doug from upland

“According to Science 2.0, a spermatophore is similar to a cup of semen.”

Reminds me of an old joke,,,, which I will not tell,,,, because I like it here!


45 posted on 06/15/2012 5:40:04 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: taillightchaser
Mystery solved folks. I think we’ve finally found odumbo’s real mommy.

Ha!

46 posted on 06/15/2012 5:40:48 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (they have no god but caesar)
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47 posted on 06/15/2012 5:41:00 PM PDT by txhurl (Scott Walker is my President.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Oh, Yuck!!


48 posted on 06/15/2012 5:42:57 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: cripplecreek

49 posted on 06/15/2012 5:47:02 PM PDT by txhurl (Scott Walker is my President.)
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To: txhurl
Gotta love Early Cuyler.

Unknown Hinson does the voice of Early.

Unknown Hinson - Your Man Is Gay
50 posted on 06/15/2012 5:54:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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