Posted on 06/17/2012 6:40:59 AM PDT by Morgana
UNE 15--For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show.
Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was cited for disorderly conduct.
Municipal Court records show that Marshall has already been convicted three times of engaging in public indecency/disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. The misdemeanor counts resulted in short jail sentences and small fines for Marshall.
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What does the teddy bear look like??
Obama’s son?????
SMOKEY THE BEAR says “Only you can prevent this from happening. Make sure your pour water on this guy.”
Just one more of the “Whaaaaa, I want attention!!!!!” crowd. It’s not about the teddy bear, it’s about doing the nasty in public so that everyone sees him and he gets his 15 minutes in the news.
If Obama had a bear, it would look like that Teddy..
Take him to the zoo, give him the opportunity to do this with real bears.
For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear
Well at least he’s not into venture capital or private equity.
He’s just a libertarian. Why is everyone being so judgmental?
Gives new meaning to the Elvis song.
Was it a gay bear?.If so it’s ok in CA.
This wouldn’t happen if only a guy and a teddy bear could marry.
Get a room!
Is there a bear witness protection program?
well, there oughta be.
That is not a black bear. That is a Kenyan-American bear.
Did you give that bear a smile??
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